#YEET SOME CHEESE IF YOU'RE VEGAN

[originemesis]

@timetoprey xxx

Was it the most coveted spot of their beloved commander … Not really given the proximity to his rather ..odorous pit, it wasn’t to bad though laundry had been done somewhat recently - in any case it was fine just cause she was with him.

And her “sister” couldn’t heckle her off of him right now~ Ha! And yet despite Lute not being around she dared not even attempt to take the coveted Horn seat. Besides she found some snacks in these rolls!! Ooh cheese it’s!! And only a few of them were stale!! Score !

She coos instinctively although her bird type makes it a bit raspy when he finally notices her , she’s still munching on the found cheese crackers . “… I can be chill Sir .. unless you need me to go after someone?” She asked a bit hopefully .

The sound of munching gives him pause, and a quirked brow is soon to follow. So much for those pocket snacks...oh well, he's pretty sure he can 'borrow' somebody's lunch later. Not Pete's though- that fucking vegan.

After she confirms that chill will in fact be observed, he resumes his pigeon waddle down the walkway, talons tucked into the excess of sleeves sealed together in a sanctimonious position.

"We've been over this. When I yeet- you beat." At least he figured the rhyme would help some of the singular brain cell ones recall all lessons in kick assery. "Unless it's Pete." He adds to the rhyme as an afterthought. "No permission needed to jump him." Another afterthought stalls his advance as he checks under his arm again, squinting at the dedication to remain velcroed in place.

"You're not pulling one of those 'put an egg in me' shitshows, right?"

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

WE SHARE A COUNTRY YEET

EVERYBODY EAT SOME CHEESE IN CELEBRATION I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND ALSO FOR AMERICA CUZ NOW YOU BELONG TO US