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heroes-writing · 5 years ago

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Hello! There's an ask that I made for other opm blogs some time ago but it never really got answered. Weird as it sounds I would like either a scenario (short story? idk) or headcannons about how Sonic would be if he was hired to kill someone but in the process of stalking them, he became enamored with them? Not in a yandere way (lol) but in a genuine way because the person is so kind and sweet in everything they do. (Anyways, welcome back! I was surprised when I saw you on my dash xD)

Yee! And since I’ve talked to you further about thisrequest, I’ll add some more info for those who don’t know.

The character/oc featured in this as belongs to @vocakira! Andthe timeline is a little before Sonic meets Saitama, while trying to stay trueto Sonic– so he’s kind of crushing in this, but not fully enamored (Yet)! (ALSO I CANT BELIEVE I HIT 3k WORDS WITH THIS skjdbvksjdv)

:D Please enjoy!

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There were a few ways Sonic could tell if someone was a liar.

Unsteady eye contact, hiding of the hands, and a sweaty facewere the biggest tells. His weaker employers, the greedy and the doublecrossing were the ones who he could easily call out.

Then came the businessmen, with their shady contracts, and theirwords holding two meanings. Unluckily for them, they always had an inability tokeep a story straight…

And finally, there came the liars Sonic was the mostfamiliar with:

The hardened killers.

With their cold voices, and their addictions to pitilesscruelty.

Sonic knew he was dealing with the latter at his firstglance around the facility.

He never walked into a place blind– he always scoped outthe defenses, the ins and outs, the weaknesses and strengths. There were armedguards at every door, sealed entrances, and human sized cages they usedfor who knows what… Sonic could tell by the pristine lab coat of hisemployer and the copious amounts of sedative the facility kept in barrels—hewas in for an interesting contract.

Usually he wasn’t one to judge, maybe they had a real monsteron the loose, but there were too many alarm bells ringing for him to feel likehe could completely trust this place.

They were apparently a medical company, tackling issues ofmonsterfication and psychic powers running wild. Whatever. The detached way thehead scientist spoke of it was so fake Sonic wasn’t too focused on listening.

The contract was to assassinate a hero, after all.

“That’s not very noble of you.” He remarked, as dry as adesert. It was a low A-rank as well.

“She is showing signs of instability and refusing help atevery turn. It’s truly unfortunate.”

Sonic scoffed at first, but then narrowed his eyes inthought.

He was given a thick file, and when he opened it he was metwith a picture saturated with warm colors. A woman. Young. Notlooking at the camera.

His silver eyes ran over paragraphs of text, then large blocksof dense black ink of redacted information. He wasn’t fond of thateither…

Not even upon reaching the second page, his dark eyebrowshiked up his forehead, the rest of his expression twisted in apathy. “She won’teven hear me coming, huh?” He asked in his usual crass way. He shut the fileand fanned it slowly even in the cold lab in which he stood.

The scientist before him nodded and pushed his glasses upwith a thin finger. He had burn scars around his wrists.

“Partially. Her powers are likely to deafen you as well.Explosions and a refined ability for pyrokinesis have made our previousattempts at capture impossible. So, if you would be so kind, please keepher body well preserved. She is like a daughter to me.”

“Hn.”

That was the only sound Sonic made.

“This subject goes by Dahlia, and I guarantee you that sheis incredibly dangerous and liable to lose control of her powers. She hasrefused vital treatment, and so we must do what is right…” The man’sglasses glinted. “You understand, correct? This is what must be done.”

“I don’t particularly care.” And that was the truth.Unlike the sketchy man before him, Sonic didn’t feel the need to put on airsfor whatever reason. If what he said was true, then an unhinged opponent wasall too easy to take down, and if he was lying then…

Various instincts Sonic had honed over the years were alreadyblanching in distaste. Perhaps warning him of a broken contract to come. It wasall too familiar to him. This facility was obvious in its exploitative nature—Itcould have been a ninja village in disguise.

He didn’t have the hard proof though, and he was no hero. Hedidn’t have to seek out the truth, yet.

With a slight haughty nod of acknowledgement, Sonic vanishedinto a writhing mass of shadow and silence. He didn’t have to completely agreeor believe what these people told him.

The mission was accepted, regardless.

—

Sonic bolted through the hot air of the summer afternoon.Leaping from building to building in a black and purple blur, he raced aroundZ-City searching for signs of his target.

…The first step to a successful assassination after all, wascareful surveillance.

Fortunately for Sonic, he never found that ninja art difficult,it was almost natural. As easy as breathing~

With a confident smirk he knew that his skills inobservation were extraordinary. His senses were keen to deception…

“There’s no disguise I can’t see through. You can’t hidefrom me—" He spoke aloud. The image of her face from the facility’s filewas ingrained into his brain—even if she got surgery to hide her looks, hewould–

“Ah—” Sonic froze on the edge of a grey bricked building, asmall drip of sweat slipping down his temple.

“There she is…”

Flores Dahlia’s red hair may as well have been abeacon in a crowd. Her eyes were orange just like in her reference picture. Herclothes were styled in the same way. Her red hair was so long and striking, itwas easily the first thing he noticed when approaching the main street.

Seeing her for the first time, her stature and expressionwere completely different from his reference picture.

He pulled it out of his back pocket, his eyes glancing backand forth between the image and the person sipping a coffee outside a café.

The image was perhaps when she was younger. Dark circlesbeneath her eyes and a worried expression.

The woman before him now was the opposite. A healthy glow toher skin, and a bright, bright smile.

Sonic realized very quickly that this woman wasn’t hidingherself.

Over confidence? Sonic thought.

Does she think she think she can take me on?

With the corners of his lips pulling downwards, Sonicglowered. For the next few days he spent many hours watching those gentle wavesof red, waiting for his opportunity. From early in the morning to the dark nighthe watched her live her life.

…To his discomfort it was peaceful and happy, to say theleast.

Nevertheless, against a dangerous target Sonic was no fool.He kept his presence carefully masked, and even though she was partially deaf,he used every ounce of his ability to remain silent. Looks could be deceiving, perhapsshe was the type to go berserk during the heat of battle?

Sonic was ready to catch this woman out on some nefariousactivities, or did that scientist think he was that stupid? The detailsof her violent nature were quickly being proven false—but he had yet to see herfight.

She’s a hero, and I haven’t seen her scrambling for fame…

Another half of him came to her defense—Well, she doesn’tflaunt her powers unnecessarily.

Flores Dahlia got up early and left her apartment around thesame time as her roommate. (Apparently another person of interest, but not onSonic’s payroll to kill.)

She dressed modestly, carried herself with poise, but she didn’tseem aware of the bounty on her head. Shegreeted people politely on the street who recognized her and called her,“Dolly-chan!” Her hero name… She never gave any indication that she sensed Sonic,and so over the days his distance grew closer and closer.

Sometimes he grew near enough to smell her perfume. It wassweet, but not hard on the nose. There were times he brushed against her warm shouldersin the crowd—she met his eyes once and blushed shyly before glancing away. Hehad felt a little pride at that.

Sonic supposed she could be so extremely confident inherself that she became oblivious but…He shook his head gently, making his inkyblack hair sway around his face as he pretended to look at his phone.

This girl’s naivety was clear even after the first day onhis surveillance.

Sonic rarely saw her without a kind smile on her face.

Even during the times where he tested her, placing himselfin her line of sight, steadily emanating killing intent, she seemed to see thebest in others. She had no idea she was under threat.

And because she was a hero, he was ready to watch herfight already! She didn’t search for opponents– even though that seemed to bethe association’s thing. Heroes always played gimmicks to raise rankings…Insteadhe watched her working a humble day job at a store for most of the time, herfriendliness was brightly apparent in her face and eyes.

There was not a shred of deviousness in them. No sign ofinstability or lack of control.

Today was no different as she treated herself to chocolate cheesecakewhile at a cutesy café. Lunch time always made her particularly energetic asshe would shuck her work apron and don her civilian clothes again. With a blankexpression he watched her take a picture of her food and send it to someone onher contacts list. When she got a reply, she smiled so hard it made herfreckles stand out…

Something in Sonic’s heart contracted a little.

…Maybe it was indigestion from his coffee…He looked at itwith a scowl and threw it expertly in the trash from a distance.

–Then her smile fell as a large explosion plumed from a fewblocks over.

A roar shattered glass in a flashy wave as wind and debrisflooded the street. Sitting at a nearby table from Dahlia, Sonic watched herleap to her feet, and race towards the scene.

Like a mirage, a completely black attire flooded over herform. It covered almost every inch of her skin, much like his own ninja gear…Heassumed the material could handle extreme temperature or high impact.

Finally! He thought.

With a serious expression he changed position to the highbuildings above the street. It was about time– He would see this damnwoman in action…

He watched her break out into a modest run, rounding cornerswith a determined expression. A large monster was throwing a tantrum in a largepark and those large bursts of dust were spiking into the sky at every second.

Silently Sonic followed, perhaps he would get his chance totake the kill while her back was turned…Perhaps he would give her a chance tosurrender…He wanted to get this mission over with, he was tired of thinkingabout her at every second of his day and feeling—something.

He needed a good fight. A challenge maybe? That could beit…

He had never fought someone who could generate flame before,and he wondered if that was enough to even compete with his speed…

“Heheh.” Sonic smirked to himself with his facedarkening…Brute strength can never win, not against my flawless techniques!!

Sinking into deep shadow, he watched this hero race onto thescene. What would she do? He wondered. What kind of brash and chaotictechniques would he see from her that would seal her fate? Would she finallydrop that good girl act?

Dahlia let orange flame gently burn at her hands and beneathher feet, levitating her from the ground smoothly. Her red hair swayed, and ina burst of speed she appeared above the large monster. Red clashed with thesoft blue of the sky.

The monster’s height towered above even the oldest oaks inthe park, but she had cleared the distance without issue.

Sonic’s grin deepened—and with a confused grunt from themonster, it tried to tilt its ginormous head skyward to swat at her like a fly.

She pinched her fingers together, flame bubbling up inbright balls of light. Without warning a rain of fire began to shower and peltthe monster like bullets. Tears and holes in its form blasted the monster away,erasing it with a pained scream that sent shockwaves across the park.

Trees bent over backwards, Sonic covered his ears, butDahlia cut the scream short as the rain of fire became a controlled wave thatcascaded to the earth. The monster was enveloped. Burned away. Gone.

Her face wasn’t smiling, and she looked a little worried asshe descended to the ground and glanced around.

With a wave of her hand, any remained embers that werecatching in the wind drifted towards her fingertips. The heat seemed to siphonaway from the humid summer day like a vacuum.

Sonic gaped at her.

That’s it??!

He watched her sigh and shake her head at the large blacksmear on the ground. She was perfectly calm, in complete control.

“Maybe she needs more incentive!” He growled.

Just as she was turning back to the direction of the street,her expression neutral—Sonic appeared before her like a mirage. His expressionsinister—

“Flores Dahlia prepare your-“

“Oh! You scared me!” Her lips formed a sweet ‘o’ as herhands flew around her.

Why does she have to be so very expressive?

Almost thrown off track, Sonic composed himself, “I’ve come for your life—”

“I’m sorry, sir, can you not hide your mouth in your mask.Please?” She gestured with her hands in quick tandem and dared to step closer.All too nonchalant in her action, but somehow knowing she probably didn’t meananything by it– Sonic’s eyes bulged.

As an afterthought– a need to stay true to his priority, heslipped into a defensive posture, his hand on his sword.

She blinked at him.

“S-sorry!” She exclaimed in confusion, “I read lips, but Ican barely hear you with my aid…Do you need something?” One of her handsslipped behind her ear, revealing the shell of it and the device attached. Sheshowed him plainly, her posture full of openings. Too many damn openings. If hewas anyone else, he could have killed her by now!

That thought made him feel something like rage, and hedidn’t know why.

And her smile had returned, although uneasily.

How can she be so unaware?!?!

With a dark expression he snatched his scarf down with hisother hand, “I’ve been sent to kill you.” He said slowly.

In a calm and benevolent way, he extended his hand towardsher. “However, if you return to your caretaker, I won’t have to eliminate you, FloresDahlia…”

Her mouth remained open, but her eyes were glinting withsomething like acceptance.

“My caretaker? Is that what he told you?” She shook her head.

“No, of course he told you that…” She muttered.

Her hands moved through a series of motions, “May I ask whatyour name is?”

…Sonic had to admit, he appreciated the polite opportunityfor introduction and straightened his posture.

“Speed of Sound Sonic.” He inclined his head, “Let me startout by saying, no opponent of mine has ever escaped alive. I plan on keeping itthat way.”

He flickered behind her, his lips right next to her ear, “Sowhat will it be?”

She slipped her hand over her ear, shirking from him. Hisstomach felt a twinge of discomfort at that as she turned around skeptically, “That’sfine. I don’t want to fight you, and I have no intention of going back.” Sheturned to face him fully, her hair swaying behind her.

“If you kill me, I assume it would be quick. Thatpreferable to torture.”

…He hummed thoughtfully, “I’ve been told many things aboutyou—a penchant for lying is one of them.”

For the first time her expression twisted into anger. Hissilver eyes watched her warily, ready for flame at any second.

This was it then, he would goad her into showingher true colors—

Dahlia shook her head, pressing a hand against her chest, “Idon’t lie.”

“My ‘caretaker’ made me this way! Haru and I arestill recovering from his treatments to this day!” Dahlia pointed at Sonic, hersuit flickering away into a bracelet on her wrist. A pink skirt flared aroundher hips again, and a soft white jacket carried the scent of her perfumestraight to Sonic’s nose.

“I’m my own person, can I lie about that?!”

…

Sonic crossed his arms as Dahlia continued, “What he’s doingis illegal, and if you knew what was really happening in that facility youwould probably never go back—”

Sonic’s expression hardened at the edges, giving her hiscruelest smile. “That’s laughable. Just because you’re weak doesn’t meanthe same rules of your pitiful existence apply to me. No one can catch Speed ofSound Son—"

“Well good!” She exclaimed, catching him off guard.Her vehemence was painfully sincere as she leaned towards his face, her orangeeyes clashing against his silver ones.

“I wouldn’t wish that fate on anyone!! I’m serious, Mr.Sonic. Don’t think he won’t try to capture you once you’re done!”

She didn’t fall for his words, instead giving it her all forthat damn hero act… Growing agitated in her presence he did the only thing hecould think of. In a flash he pressed his sword against her neck, a few strandsof her beautiful hair flew away in the wind. Dahlia remained unmoved.

…Sonic found he rather liked that expression, those eyesstaring at him. She hadn’t even flinched, and she didn’t blink when he pressedthe blade into her skin harder.

“Fight me.” Sonic growled, the tension in his stomachwas growing into a tight knot at this point.

“No! I don’t want to hurt you, especially when you’re beingused like this—”

He scoffed, “You think you can hurt me?! You–”

She interrupted him at every turn. Dahlia glared at himsteadily although her lips wobbled, “I don’t want to take the chance. I’m notwhat they told you.” She tugged his sword away and for some reason, he lether.

“I’m sorry to disappoint you…And I don’t know if I couldmatch what they’re paying you—” Her expression turned worried and sad, “Evenwith my hero salary and my–”

Sonic sneered. The mere thought curdled his stomach, “Idon’t want your money!!” He shouted, and her eyes widened.

For a moment, silence reigned over the park. Sonic had lostwhat he wanted to say, and it was all because his interest in this woman wasbecoming too obvious to ignore…

He caught sight of her hearing aid as she adjusted it, andit hit him so suddenly that if what she was saying was true…

“Were you raised in that facility then?”

“I wasn’t born there, I was taken.” Her words became clippedand emotional, “I was normal, and they changed me.”

Steady eye contact, splayed hands, her breathing was even…

A shallow breath was sucked into his chest followed by anoise of anger. It’s just like his village, taking orphans to train, to turnthem into killing machines.

He sheathed his sword, his expression dark. “If I searchthat facility, will I find evidence that you’re telling the truth?” Hespat the word like venom.

She tilted her head, “You’ll find children who want toescape. I know some remember home. Will that be enough?”

He struggled not to scoff, “…I’m no hero, but I will not belied to while under contract.” Sonic turned his back to her—then instantly felta hand against his shoulder, trying to tug him around. Shocked by herforwardness, he remembered she had to see his mouth to understand him–

He obliged, a little red in the face, “I want to fight youwhen I finish taking care of this.” He said it like a threat, and Sonic wassure his face was icy, but she smiled, nonetheless.

“Can I treat you to a dinner instead? I don’t like scorchingfriends.”

His expression twisted. Embarrassment, frustration, and purepride fought across his face.

He didn’t say a word as he disappeared, his cheeks warm andhis shoulder tingling from her touch.

“I’ll be back for you, mark my words!”

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oddpairofeyes · 6 years ago

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trii was tagged by sweethearts @080525 and @replaymp4 , hehe thank you so much!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

rules: answer these 85 statements about Urself, then tag 20 people

LAST

drink - water ; staying hydrated for shinee💦💦

phone call - this stalker who harrasses us for two years now lol :////

text message - sent sara aka @01sag a post abt iced coffee ;_;

song you listened to - judge me but cheetah girls - step up

time you cried - yesterday e yedgug?? nvm edit : it was 10min ago

EVER

dated someone twice - i never even dated once ;(

kissed someone and regretted it - hhhhhhhhhhhhh yee

been cheated on - no and hamdoulillah

lost someone special - yes

been depressed - the grind never stopped since 6th grade !!!!!

gotten drunk and thrown up - yes

FAV COLORS

#0f0096

#5fe8be

black

all shades of blue tbh

#44080e

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE U…

made new friends - a very few but yes

fallen out of love - noo

laughed until you cried - a friend stuck bread on a tree branch at school and i LOST it

found out someone was talking about you - they aint about that .....

met someone who changed you - no

found out who your friends are - hm i have no clue i dont really care lol :(

kissed someone on your facebook friends list - astaghfirullah no thank Allah😞

GENERAL

how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - all? i think

do you have any pets - not right now

do you want to change your name - yes! i dont like my name that much :(

what did you do for your last birthday - studied for an exam , cried , ate pizza and cake and watched a shinee concert if i remember well !

what time did you wake up today - 9am ish

what were you doing at midnight last night - watching 2000s hit songs compilations ugfeguergdzi

what is something you can’t wait for - getting the fuck out of high school like please where’s my bac already

what are you listening to right now - said the people - dinosaur jr !

have you ever talked to a person named tom - nope

something that gets on your nerves - when someone has bad attitude or is tensed up for nothing , God

most visited website - youtube , pnterest and tumblr i guess .. and one i cant say lol

hair color - B&B : Brown & Boring :D

long or short hair - reaaaaally short lmoa

do you have a crush on someone - no

what do you like about yourself - that i’m ambitious and can talk my way out of almost anything !

want any piercings - a helix hehe

blood type - A+

nicknames - hib , gigi bc of my last name .. hiba inu , hibz , my brother calls me cheeky fool :( my parents call me pipish or bibita which is incredibly embarrassing to say right here right now

relationship status - do i look like anyone could ever want to date me ever

zodiac - libra ♎

pronouns - she/her !

fave tv shows - oooooooo crap i’d say sherlock bbc lol and peaky blinders

tattoos - i want some stick and poke ones

right or left handed - right

ever had surgery - noooo

piercings -i have two on each ear and planning on adding more !

sport - i do not comprehend this qquestion

vacation - i’m still on vacation actually, the longest ones ive had, since the start of june so i’m currenty Dying tbh

trainers - ???

MORE GENERAL

eating - rn ...air ; we eat at very late hours in morocco especially my house

drinking - water

Im about to watch - a documentary

waiting for - my teeny weeny afro to grow =(

want - to have confidence in myself

get married - i’m sorry but we do not believe in that in this household

career - one i want is anything scientific ! one im forced to do is business stuff haha

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses - hugsssss

lips or eyes - eyes

shorter or taller - hmmm tough bc i like to hug people but also love to snuzzle my head in someones chest so i really dont know :/

older or younger - same age ? and older

nice arms or stomach - neither i dont care egyegfegfe

hookup or relationship - well

troublemaker or hesitant - as a libra thats just obvious but im a bit of a troublemaker too

HAVE U EVER

kissed a stranger - noo ):

drank hard liquor - yeeeeees (:

lost glasses - oh GOD it was so bad i walked into a glass door while looking for them and started nosebleeding

turned someone down - yes :$

sex on first date - lmoa

broken someone’s heart - i hope not but some have told me that i did :(

had your heart broken - meh

been arrested - nooo but i got stopped by security guards a few times 😶

cried when someone died - this is just hilarious isnt it :P XD

fallen for a friend - yes

DO U BELIEVE IN

yourself - we’re working on it 😔😔

miracles - yes sometimes

love at first sight - no honestly , i agree with nemeth 💞on the lust at first sight option

santa claus - look i may have the mental age of a 5 year old but come on-

kiss on a first date - it seems to always happen so yes? even if i cant speak out of experience you know

angels - YES 💞💞💞💞

OTHER

best friend’s name - i dont really have BEST friends but my really close ones are named sara , marwan and selma

eye color - again ; B&B : Brown & Boring -_-

fave movie - the rocky horror picture show

fave actor - none really

i’m tagging @01sag @taemsbaby @virgostellium @infpline @stylishmp3 @cupidjohnny @gothmonster @iloveminho @moon9oddess @viewgf @jaeminbf @diorclit @diorwlw @159rm @mlnho @tophyuna @nctanti @tittiesloveblog @6apricorn @chaoticsoftie and anyone who wants to do it, really ! also sorry for my dumbass answers 😤 i hope it was at least a tiiny bit entertaining to fucking read . 🤔👏💞

#also i just tagged some random mutuals ily sorry if this kind of stuff annoys you :(((#gamies #mutuals

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rhapscdcs · 4 years ago

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im just going to do some for fun!

1. A friend of mine drew my oc as mollymauk and after a few months of contemplation i finally started campaign 2 in january

2. I listen to the podcasts most often bc i do a lot of driving, but i prefer to be able to watch the videos to see their reactions and everything in more detail.

3. c2e1

4. im finally on episode 88 of campaign 2, after months of binging and a little break in between

5. My biggest binge was episodes 1-30, at first i was watching about 3 in a day aha

6. no, but i’d very much like too if someone is in need of a rogue or a cleric in a critical role themed campaign.. Heyyyyyy

7, 8, 9, 10. all of them are no:’)

11. Yee

12. Usually alone aha

13. Sometimes, usually I listen while im driving but if i’m watching it i have a hard time multitasking aha

14. i just keep watching, can’t say i do much aha

15. not that i can really think of, no

16. i mean, i guess for fun i’ll break out jester’s accent aha

17. i watched it a lot in school which was nice

18. *blinks* uhh im sure i’ve learnt some but i cant think of any

19. I CANT PICK

20. dani(???) i very much appreciate critical recap, it helped me a lot when i was speed binging and perhaps jumping around in the campaign a bit

21. i haven’t watched, but whoever Liam played (Vex? Vax?? Whichever one he was) looks like my type of character

22. caleb and molly, jester and caduceus are up there too! but i really love them all

24. shakaste! i love khary, and every time he’s on the show i adore his character

26. Obann, i really enjoyed the boss fight with Obann the punished.

27. During the Obann the punished fight when Matt got to ask himself ‘how do i want to do this?’ Because the enthusiasm of the party was amazing

28. LORENZO

29. mollymauk, man

30. fjolly, widomauk, fjorclay, shadowgast, beauyashajester

31. jester and molly and yasha and molly :(((

32. Do caleb and trent count? Every interaction they have makes me so tense and it’s really well done

33. im not even there yet in the campaign, but i love caduceus’ family

34. the hour of honour (c2e24), i loved everything about hupperdook and the whole episode was so much fun

35. their fight against the gear warden was cool

36. the cobalt soul

37. magicians judge is super rad, but i also love the wand of smiles because of the chaos it can cause

38. cats ire is lots of fun, i just love the idea of big magical toe beans thank you

39. matt’s sound effects are all honestly great, but his monster noises are so cool

40. "You listen to me. I know what you are talking about. I know. And the difference between you and I is thinner than a razor. I know what it means to have other people complicate your desires and wishes. And I was like you. Was. I know what a fool I have been for years," and I'm looking at him as if I am looking in a mirror. "You didn't account for us. Good. That is life. Shit hits you sideways in life and no one is prepared. No one is ready. These people changed me. These people can change you. You were not born with venom in your veins. You learned it. You learned it. You have a rare opportunity here, Thelyss. One chance to save yourself, and we are offering it. And I am.”

41. uhhhhh

42. im not sure?

43. His Nord VPN ads always amuse me to no end

44. cinderbrush!!

45. I actually, haven’t watched much?

46. Hupperdook, Nicodranas and Xhorhas

47. Frumpkin, and poor Sprinkle

48. anything beau does

49. im not sure, though seducing shop keepers comes in handy when the party is broke

50. honestly?? im not rlly sure, i project a whole lot on caleb but idk man??

50 Critter Asks

Send me a number to answer, or reblog to invite your followers to ask you!

General

1. How did you first discover Critical Role?

2. Do you prefer the livestreams, VODs/posts, or podcasts?

3. What was the first CR episode you watched/listened to?

4. What episode have you reached in each CR campaign, or how many times have you watched/listened to each campaign?

5. What has been your biggest CR binge?

6. Do you play in a D&D campaign inspired by CR or the Tal'Dorei/Wildemount guides?

7. Do you have any official CR merch?

8. Have you ever been to a CR liveshow?

9. Do you participate in any CR fan celebrations (Essek Week, Critmas, etc.)?

10. Have you ever spotted a fellow Critter out in the wild (via merch, cosplay, etc.)?

11. Have you become friends with any other Critters?

12. Do you watch/listen to CR alone or with others?

13. Do you do anything else while watching/listening to CR?

14. How do you cope with high tension in CR (stress-snacks, screaming into the chat void, skipping it, etc.)?

15. Are there any loose threads in any campaigns or one-shots/miniseries that you desperately wish would be resolved/addressed?

16. Have you picked up any mannerisms/sayings/speech from the CR cast or their characters (the Marisha perch, “toothy maw”, Jester’s accent, etc.)?

17. Has CR helped you get through any tough times (loss of a loved one, quarantine, etc.)?

18. What life lessons have you learned from CR?

Favorites

19. Who’s your favorite CR cast member (Matt, Laura, etc.)?

20. Who’s your favorite CR crew member (Dani, Maxwell, etc.)?

21. Who’s your favorite CR1 PC?

22. Who’s your favorite CR2 PC?

23. Who’s your favorite CR1 NPC?

24. Who’s your favorite CR2 NPC?

25. Who’s your favorite CR1 villain?

26. Who’s your favorite CR2 villain?

27. What’s your favorite “How do you want to do this?” moment?

28. What’s the most satisfying CR enemy defeat/death?

29. What’s the most devastating CR PC defeat/death?

30. What’s your favorite CR romantic/sexual relationship?

31. What’s your favorite CR platonic/friendly relationship?

32. What’s your favorite CR rivalry?

33. What’s your favorite CR familial (sibling, parent/child, etc.) relationship?

34. What’s your favorite CR downtime episode/scene?

35. What’s your favorite CR fight?

36. What’s your favorite CR group/organization (Darrington Brigade, Cerberus Assembly, etc.)?

37. What’s your favorite CR magic item?

38. What’s your favorite CR homebrew spell/reflavor (Wristpocket, Fortune’s Favor, Cat’s Ire, etc.)?

39. What’s the coolest CR sound effect (the cork pop, monster sounds, etc.)?

40. What’s your favorite CR quote?

41. Who are all your favorite active Critters (artists, writers/meta analysts, cosplayers, gif makers, memers, livebloggers, community organizers, timestamp posters, stat trackers, etc.)?

42. What’s your favorite critrolestats statistic or other lore/fun fact?

43. What’s your favorite Sam ad?

44. What’s your favorite CR one-shot or miniseries (Honey Heist, Cinderbrush, etc.)?

45. What’s your favorite non-campaign CR content (All Work No Play, Handbooker Helper, etc.)?