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*GASP* OF COURSE 😃

PIG EAR SOUP 🍲 🐷

(Aka "Naughty bitch boy stew" *looks at Bajie*)

● Ingredients

-1 lbs of black beans 🫘

-2 Carrots (1 large or 2 small)🥕

-1 Potato Idaho 🥔

-2 packages of pig ears (4 count each) 🐷

-Cilantro 🌿

-Recaito 1pk (it's strong)💪

●instructions

-Wash ears with water, lime juice and white vinegar let it soak for 5 mins ⏲️

-In a Large Pot fill with water a little over half way. Bring it to a boil

-Wash your Black Beans then let them boil in the water for about an hour or more, cover with lid

-In a Smaller Pot fill with water half way then bring to a boil

•ADD•

-3 ojas (I think they're called Bay leaves in english) 🍃

-2 small pieces of Ginger 🫚

-2 sticks of Cinnamon 🥢

-3 cloves of Garlic 🧄

•Then cover with lid

•Back to the Ears•

-Dump out water and wash off again 3 times with cold water

-add your pig ears to the Smaller Pot and let them boil for about 10mins ⏲️

-When it starts to foam remove the ears from the pot and place them in a colander

-wash with them with cold water and dump out the rest of the water from the Smaller Pot

-Set ears aside

-peel and cube your Carrot(s) into small cubes

-peel and cube the potato into medium cubes

-Check on beans and make sure they're Al Dente

-Cube the pigs ears into cubes larger than your potato cubes

-Add your carrots and ears to the Large Pot

-Check and add water to the pot as you go since the beans would have absorbed a lot of it at this point

-Let boil for 15mins ⏲️

-When the ears are nice and soft add your potatoes (heads up they cook quickly)

-Season with Goya Adobo (you can use the mini packages if you want)

-Make sure you stir 😏

-No salt needed for this dish trust me-

-chop very finely the Cilantro and Recaido and add it to the soup

-Give it a good stir then cover

-turn off fire🔥 You're Done Enjoy! 😛👌✨️

Don’t mess with the chef

hahaha lol based @skittlescripts’s isekai to the west au, special thanks to the works of @semisolidmind, @rennsdeaddoves, @thesexydancingcrepe, @rainyriu, @ritzhasmonkeybrain, @rinitachan, @lavenderskye29, @zamypachi and @theweepingegg

Oranges. It all started with oranges, Nikki loved the fruit too much, and while she was willing to share a few slices, she didn’t expect the damn pig to eat all of them while she was distracted from cooking lunch three days ago, of course, she was angry and why wouldn’t she be? While on the outside she may look ditzy and cheerful, Nikki swore revenge with barely contained anger on the inside and she already swore revenge in the worst way she knew how, through food.

The sun was shining brightly on a beautiful peaceful day, while the pilgrims went on their journey to the West, the only female in the group was happily skipping along and humming a little song as they traveled hoping to make time flow faster, she was buzzing with excitement it was finally her turn to cook, she can’t wait to use the potatoes and leeks she bought for a bargain from the town they passed by yesterday, she even found some herbs and mushrooms from the forest they went through this morning. 

Dark eyes sparkled in delight as she thought of recipes to use, making soup was definitely a good option, but she also wanted to make stir-fried potatoes and mushrooms, making potato gnocchi would be nice but there isn’t enough herbs to help flavour the potato, but maybe she can make some classic garlic chili oil noodles with some mushrooms, and potato and leek dumplings, though she can improvise and make Wukong help her with making some baked potato, now if only she can lure Zhu Bajie into a secluded location to butcher him into bacon, unfortunately, they’re in an open field so she can’t dump the body for wild animals to eat the carcass, as much as she wanted to kill him, she doesn’t have an established alibi to make her innocent, so those plans for murder must be on hold for now.

The hours passed by quickly as the group made their camp near a pond, the dark-haired woman saw something in the trees, it was a cluster of small round yellow berries, she recognized these from a survival wilderness show she watched, it was chinaberries, she remembered they caused diarrhea and were poisonous, but not enough to kill, with a happy smile, Nikki skipped to the nearest tree and gathered the ripe fruits while the others were distracted in setting up for the night.

Sha Wujing noticed Nikki looking happy while setting up the fire to cook. “Did you decide on what to cook for tonight?” he asked quite curious, the woman seemed more cheerful than usual this evening “Yup~ I’m planning on making some garlic and mushroom noodle soup with potato and leek dumplings!” the young woman chirped as she boiled some water to soften the potatoes and leeks, after the water was finished boiling she used a portion of it and some oil to make noodles while kneading the dough she asked Sha Wujing to wash the potatoes and leeks.

Nikki then chopped the potatoes, leeks, and mushrooms and boiled them, getting a mortar and pestle, she ground some chili, garlic, and ginger into a soft paste to flavour the broth and to mix into the dumplings, once the herbs were done being mashed into a paste, Nikki added half of it to the boiling vegetables, she scooped out the cooked veggies and swapped it with the freshly made noodles and added some salt, the woman then mashed the potatoes and mixed some leftover flour and herb paste to create new dough for dumplings, she then took the leeks and mushrooms and used them as filling for the dumplings, once done she added all of the dumplings to the boiling soup to fully cook.

The rest of the pilgrims just stood by watching as Nikki cooked, it was always a treat for them to watch her use skills in the culinary arts, it was especially endearing when she looks so happy feeding them. Once the food was done cooking, she asked for their bowls and served them, Nikki discretely added the chinaberries to Zhu Bajies bowl, their yellow colouring didn’t seem out of place near the potato dumplings she made, smiling brightly as she joined the group in dinner.

It only took an hour before Zhu Bajie complained of an upset stomach while the rest of the group was warming themselves by the campfire after cleaning up from dinner and it only took 10 minutes before he panicked and scrambled to relieve himself near some bushes, every time he thought he was done and was about to sit down, he had to rush to the nearest bush, after an excruciating 20 minutes, Zhu Bajie was nauseated started to cry while holding his grumbling and upset stomach, the pig started to crawl back to the bush to vomit.

Nikki just smiled happily at the scene and Wukong noticed her gleeful expression. “What’s got you so happy about this? Did you do something?!” he questioned the cheerful woman, the rest of the group stared at the scene, and before Tripitaka can activate his spell on Wukong’s fillet, Nikki answered happily, “Yup!~ that’s what he gets for eating all of my snacks three days ago, just because I didn’t get angry at you doesn’t mean I’m not plotting my revenge” Nikki’s smile became wider as she continued “At first I planned to butcher him, but the local predator species wasn’t big enough for it to be believable to make it look like an animal attack and I don’t have an established alibi but then I thought poison is the way to go, luckily I found these chinaberries~.”

The woman had a sadistic little twinkle in her eyes and giggled as Zhu Bajie crawled back to the camp, the pig looked scared at the young woman’s blissfully happy face. “Next time don’t eat all of my fruits, I might not outwardly express my anger, but I won’t hesitate to get even and then some okay?~ welp good night everyone~” and with that, the young woman gleefully skipped to her cot and happily went to sleep, the rest of the group just gaped at her. Yup don’t mess with the chef.

lol should I publish the recipe for this too?