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gyuutahoe · 1 year
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The Pen and Sword - Part 4
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Summary: Newly recruited to the Demon Slayer Corps, you finally meet your designated swordsmith. He may be as much of a misanthrope as others had warned, but you were nothing if not determined to bring him out of his shell.
Warnings: None
a/n: female reader, eventual smut, penpals with the feral misanthrope, both reader and Haganezuka are seventeen at the start of the story, established backstory for reader.
Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part 4
The Swordsmith Village was far more scenic than you ever thought it could be. Hidden high up in the mountains of an unknown location, the endless expanse of rolling hills and towering evergreens awaited your scrutiny once you could take your blindfold off. The scent of pine had been strong throughout your journey. It was a wonderful distraction from the fact that you were being carried by a man. Kakushi or no, you were certain your mother was rolling in her grave.
Nevertheless, as soon as you were allowed to rest on your own two feet and removed the blindfold, you eagerly rubbed at your bleary eyes and took in the scenery. The village was so beautiful. The towering buildings were truly a testament to the craftsmen living here.
“If this impresses you,” the kakushi said, “Then be sure to visit our hot springs later. The entrance is on the other end of the village. You’ll see the path leading up the hill.”
A smile crept onto your weary face. All too suddenly did you feel muscle aches and pain from training and fighting, from walking endlessly through the countryside, and sleeping wherever your luck led you. No breathing technique could rival the cure of warm water and idle rest.
But you needed to meet the village chief first. The kakushi warned you of this proper etiquette before any mention of living quarters were spoken of. You listened to his reverent explanation of the legendary Tecchikawahara Tecchin, a master swordsmith of unparalleled talent who forged swords for many Pillars. A man of such caliber must certainly be an intimidating and powerful individual. Perhaps even stronger and more disciplined than the Pillars themselves.
You spent the rest of the walk imagining what this fierce swordsmith might look like, eyeing the many masked faces of the villagers and wondering if their elder wore an even more extravagant mask. Certainly it must be more impressive than Haganezuka-san’s ridiculous façade.
The narrow streets opened onto a courtyard, and beyond that stood a marvelous estate shrouded by towering trees and stone. Vagabond though you may be, an aristocrat’s etiquette proved difficult to beat out of you. Shoulders squared and chin raised high, you proceeded through the gates with as much dignity as a demon slayer was permitted to express.
The kakushi ushered you into a chamber where an old man sat between two guards. A very small, frail old man, with a mask that bore long puckered lips.
You sucked in a sharp breath, held it deep in your lungs for a moment, and swiftly exhaled as you dropped to your knees and bowed.
To think that such a tiny person carried the most respected honor of forging swords for the Pillars! It was astounding and deserved nothing short of reverence.
The mask was hilarious, though.
“I humbly thank you for allowing my stay,” you told him, keeping your head lowered as you listened to the kakushi leave.
The chief uttered a sound of approval. “A respectful young woman. Please, rise and let me get a good look at you.” You did as told, smiling politely to hide your amusement over his comically long mouthpiece. “You may call me Tecchin-sama. What brings you to my village?”
“To visit Haganezuka Hotaru.” You ignored the noticeable head tilts from the assistants. “I wanted him to examine the condition of my sword.”
“Hotaru, eh … “ Tecchin nodded slowly. “Yes, I did assign him to a recruit. You have endured quite an excessive journey for this visit, young lady.”
“As do many other Pillars who come here for the hot spring,” you retort with a tight smile. “Compared to that, I would say my reason was worth the effort.”
“Not many people would say Haganezuka-san is worth much of anything,” one of the assistants remarked, earning what you would assume to be a wry look from Tecchin as his companion huffed a laugh.
The disrespectful jibe nearly rendered you speechless. Your hand settled over the handle at your side. “This sword saved my life ten times over. I owe him everything,” you evenly replied, and your steely gaze told them that your words rung true.
Tecchin hummed. He seemed to want to say something, but was shortly interrupted by a brusque entrance behind you, with quite the commotion between the kakushi and a familiar voice.
“Ah, speak of the devil.”
You turned to look behind you. Haganezuka twisted in the kakushi’s grasp with colorful language as you eyed the debacle.
“You cannot enter without permission - “
“Eat my fucking SHIT - “
“Boys, enough!” Tecchin called out, and waved the kakushi away. With a reluctant bow and a fierce glare at Haganezuka, he returned to his post. You snickered at Haganezuka’s reproachful hand gesture.
“Hello, Haganezuka-san,” you politely greeted the agitated swordsmith.
He grunted in reply. “If you’re here, then that can only mean one thing, and trust me when I say I won’t go easy on you just because you’re a girl - “
“There is no need for that kind of talk,” Tecchin interrupted. “Her sword is well and sheathed beside her. Come, sit.”
Haganezuka remained standing, ignoring Tecchin’s firm command. You could feel his eyes borrowing through you, and it made you shift in embarrassment. “Then what are you doing here?”
“Well,” you started, willing the heat on your face to dissipate. “I thought perhaps, since I had the opportunity, I could bring my sword to you for an assessment, as a … pre-emptive measure, in a way … to keep it in good shape.”
He brusquely held out his hand. “Let me see it.”
You quickly pulled out the sword, sheath and all, and passed it over. It felt so … intimidating, being fully seated while Haganezuka stood over you. No problem facing demons, but the ire of this man was truly something.
Haganezuka carefully looked over the sheath itself, pulled the sword out, and deftly examined it. “The sword is fine. Are you always going to show up for maintenance?”
“Well, I could if - “
“Don’t. My time is precious.”
“Hotaru.”
The voice of Tecchin demanded absolutely no argument. The air in the room shifted, and suddenly you were all too aware of how this small, frail old man was still in charge.
”Sit.”
You expected Haganezuka to throw another fit, but to your surprise, he immediately sat beside you in cowed obedience. The rapid change in his demeanor shocked you. Had he met his match?
“Pass me the sword,” Tecchin commanded.
One of the men retrieved your sheathed blade for Tecchin. There was nothing inherently intense or stressful about having your sword examined by someone. But with your weapon in the hands of a master, you somehow felt as though you forged this sword, and scrutiny was falling upon you. Did you take care of it properly? Haganezuka seemed to think so.
You peeked a glance at him. Despite his obstinate attitude, you could feel the anxiety rolling off him in waves.
After a minute of silence, Tecchin concluded his inspection. “Not too terrible. Much to improve upon, though.” Haganezuka tensed beside you. “Especially the symmetry of the tsuka. We will discuss this later.”
Tecchin passed the blade back to his guard, and soon it was in your hands again. You returned it to its rightful place by your side, feeling a little sorry for Haganezuka, and wondered what you should say next. Thankfully, Tecchin did not let the awkward silence continue for long.
“This is your guest,” he said to Haganezuka as he nodded towards you. “You will proceed with whatever business she has with you, and then you will escort her to the guest quarters. Then you will return to me.”
“But I’m busy -”
The fearsome aura around Tecchin swelled and choked whatever complaints Haganezuka had. “You will do it.”
“...” Haganezuka rose with what petulance he could muster. “Fine.” He looked at you. “Let’s go.”
“A-ah!” You bowed low to Tecchin and stammered out as graciously as you could, “Thank you once again, Tecchin-sama. I am in your debt.”
The old man noticeably brightened, chipper demeanor restored once more. “Of course, dear! Enjoy your stay.”
You quickly followed Haganezuka before he could leave you in the dust.
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illiana-mystery · 2 years
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kyleoreillylover · 11 months
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INSTAGRAM AU- Carmelo Hayes X Fem!Black!Reader
A/N: Obsessed with Carmelo, and this is the product of it, hope you enjoy!!
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LIKED BY CARMELOHAYES, ROXANNEPEREZ, AND 1 MILLION OTHERS
y/n: he took me out to a brunch date :)
tagged: Carmelo Hayes
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carmelohayes: my gorgeous girl ♥️
↳y/n: my pretty boy 😘🥹
↳ynstan: you guys are too cute 🥹 if you break up i won’t believe in love 😭
roxanneperez: how come u didn’t take me to brunch 🙄 i miss u! <3
↳y/n: i miss u too boo! promise I'll see u soon <3
trickwilliams: how come ur don't take me on dates too melo?
↳carmelohayes: bro don't be sus in front of my girl!
↳y/nstan: lmaoo Carmelo still tryna act cool with his girl 😭 it's okay bro to take trick on ur dates
corajade: ur still a loser lol
↳y/n: says the person who lost to me this week? talk to me when ur up from 2-0 🥰
↳ynlover123: LMAOO cora she ate u up 😭
↳carmelostan: better keep that mouth shut next time 🫢
↳carmelohayes: don't mess with my girl Cora 🤷🏾‍♂️
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LIKED BY Y/N, WWENXT, TRICKWILLIAMS, AND 2 MILLION OTHERS
carmelohayes: Thank you for having us for fight night UFC! We had an amazing time!
tagged: y/n, ufc.
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wwenxt: power couple!!
indihartwell: best couple in wwe!! (besides index of course)
↳carmelohayes: thank you for the high praise solider 🫡
y/n: I always have an amazing time with you 🥰
↳carmelohayes: and i always want you to feel like that with me ❤️
↳y/nstan123: YA'LL NEED TO STOP BEING SO CUTE I CAN'T KEEP RAISING MY STANDARDS LIKE THIS
↳trickwilliams: my man looks so good 😍
↳carmelohayes: I'M NOT YOUR MAN TRICK!!
↳carmelolover79: LMFAOO trick stop playing with him or he gonna beat ur ass 😭
↳y/n: don't worry babe, don't let ur gf stop u from finding ur husband ☺️
↳y/nstan23: y/n is done fighting for her man 😭
↳trickwilliams: you see bro, she gets it.
↳carmelohayes: BABE DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!
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LIKED BY WWENXT, CARMELOHAYES, TIFFANYSTRATTON AND 2 MILLION OTHERS
y/n: Champs doing champ things 😙
tagged: carmelo hayes
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y/nstan: let me marry the both of u pls !
carmelolover71: my parents both look so fine!!!
jakarajackson: looking TEW MF FINE!! 🤩
↳y/n: says the literal supermodel 🥹 i can now die peacefully <3
maxxinedupri: and looking good while doing champ things!!
↳y/n: not looking as good as the blueprint!! 😚
↳ynlover80: the duo we need more of!!!!
carmelohayes: hottest champ ever 😍
↳y/n: i got it from the finest champ i know 💗
↳carmelohayes: I better be the finest champ you know 🤨
↳trickwilliams: bro she meant me as well 🤷🏾‍♂️ sorry bro
↳carmelohayes: boi if yo don't quit flirting with my girl BEOFRE I BEAT YOUR ASS
↳carmelolover79: I warned you trick 😭 better stop playing with ur friend 😭
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y/n: Wrestlemania afterparty ;)
tagged: carmelohayes
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wwe: the it couple and our nxt champs everybody!!
nxtlover80: bi panic bi panic bi panic
tiffanystratton: hot girl shit!!
↳y/n: learned from the hottest girl of all
↳tiffanystratton: and don't u forget it!!
carmelohayes: the most beautiful girl ever 😍 lucky to call you mine
↳y/n: aww 🥹 and I'm lucky to call you mine 🫶
↳y/nlover189: I'M CRYING THIS IS SO CUTE I'M CRYING 😭
↳carmeloynstan: they are the standard!! 🥹😭
indihartwell: okay you guys might be as cute as dexter and i 🙄 but you guys very cute, and i miss you, we need to do a double date sometime <3
↳y/n: tell me something i don't know girl 🤭 and i miss you too!! and we totally should, text me when ur free!! <3
↳y/nlover: idk if I should be scared or excited for them to meet dexter 😭
↳ynstan920: two power couples meeting?! sign me tf up!!
trickwilliams: this was cute! but not as cute as us
↳trickwilliams: update: he is beating me up!!! send help!
↳y/n: this is on u this time trick 🤷
↳carmelostan: CARMELO FINALLY GETTING HIS LICK BACK LOL
↳nxtstan77: we warned u trick 🤷 time to face the consequences 🥰
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sailorhyunjinz · 3 years
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Okay, so Ya'll know How Chan Is Like THE BIGGEST STALKER than any sasaeng Fan out there?? I dont know how but I remembered when he said on bubble about seeing a Vid Title that said "Chan Is Not Allowed To Watch This Video" and asked the fans whether he really isnt allowed to watch it?? DUDE, that video was a THIRST VID CAUSE ALL OF US STAYS ARE HOOOES FOR HIM.. We cant even Thirst In Peace— He probably watched it, otherwise he wouldnt have mentioned in on Bubble... But since Chan's like so chill about it and he actually keeps on teasing Stays, Im starting to think that he is one SUPER AND LIKE REALLY DURTY MINDED MAN, I am Now Legit Scared for all of my fics. thats why Im hesitating to write actual Smots CUZ THIS MAN KNOWS,,, Every little thing stays have to say ... HE KNOES.... But gurl. Wouldnt it be so hot if like.... He thirsts for STAY just as much as we like...Thirst for him????? LIKE THIRSTSSSSS, And still cant get enough of us like he begins TO CRAVE,... Desperation~ AAAAAHH
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ahshahsahsa chan is the type of ex boyfriend to like still stalk their partners socials and not delete their number BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO MOVE ON >:(((
this mf is dirty minded LMAO- BUT I FEEL LIKE LIXIE IS EVEN MORE DIRTY MINDED???
like this... they both fucking,,,, THEIR REACTIONS AT THE "pounding rice cake" part- DONT TELL ME, THEY KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT
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