#Xuan Congxin:π± Why are you planning to marry a Kuafu?
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Yu She: I am going to jump into the frozen pond to shame my spermdonor!
Steward Feng: Young master Zhong is getting a concubine! A tall, muscular, old concubine!
Yu She: He dares!
#those years in quest of honor mine#yu she#zhong wan#Zhong Wan (probably): He's taller than me#He's older than me#He has a bad temperament#He can't manage a household#But I love him a lot#Xuan Congxin:π± Why are you planning to marry a Kuafu?#Steward Yan: At least marry the kuafu with proper rites and tradition. Send good amount of bride price.#I am dying of laughter here
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