#Xey wouldn’t be able to resist the pretty colors

[asmolllurker]

Lurker would 1000% just-

“Look!! I has feathers too!!! I is pretty too, right??”

just an obvious adolescent just there- shapeshifting, playing, and running around with the tiniest of clip clops

confusing the heck outta everyone there, making staff befuddled, frantic trying to get the child out of the casino, and just casually gifting Y/N and the boys diamonds, gold/silver/bronze respectively, little ribbons, fidgets, ECT because Lurker has no concept of money, rarity, or value besides emotional

Plus, even if it was discouraged to touch the boys BC of skin oils, Lurker would be able to hug them just fine. They don’t have oils for anyone to worry about.

Lurker is a neutral chaotic who wants to play and get attention, and defies all laws of science and physics without even realizing because they don’t know what science and physics are

Lurker would crawl along walls and ceilings to look eclipse in the eyes at eye level because it’s funny

lurker would quickly love going to the casino

there would be a sign to not let them in eventually. It wouldn’t work

Lurker wouldn’t care about it, and would easily skirt around the employees trying to remove them.

Lurker would become the irritant of uptight employees,

and would bring sweets and snacks in to share with the birds and Y/N

(who would 100% become their favorite employee unless they were one of the ones trying to kick them out)

@missterious-figure

I can’t stop thinking about your Wine and Feathers AU and how Lurker (my socially inept little shapeshifter that collects pronouns and genders like they collect random trinkets) would react…

even though Lurker is an adolescent, it would be easy for Xem to get in for one of three reasons;

1; she is so quiet, despite her legs being deer, and therefore having hooves

2; even if someone did notice him, what would they do? It’s a 99% greyscale (minus the mouth, still red there) half deer gender neutral thing - first reaction is ‘am I seeing that right?!’ Then ‘what did I drink/do?!’

3; if someone DID stop them initially, xey would simply turn into a small animal or something - shapeshifter perks lol

and then once inside, she would immediately notice ‘hey, everyone likes them because of feathers? I can have feathers!!!”

and immediately interact with the nearest of the brothers (BC pretty feathers) and then proceed to try to mimic the structure of their feathers on a small scale.

once he perfects it, then is like ‘now I have big pretty feathers too!’ And looks for attention (most likely from Y/N, they just have an aura to them and Lurker saw how they liked the brothers feathers) and is like ‘aren’t I a cute kid?? A cute kid you are physically incapable of telling the age of? Tell me I’m cute!!!”

Lurker has -3 clues of any and all social meanings, they just want affection and attention

I keep laughing to myself when I think of Lurker just clinging to Y/N with a greyscale feather tail only knowing big feather = Y/N positive and positive is needed( the tail looking very weird with their too thin and long human-like upper body, deer legs, and penny wise teeth - but so cute at the same time)

LMAO!! Y/n would be so thoroughly confused. So would the boys.