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And because I tend to try to fact check things such as this - which is valid - I found out that this man, Garland Ironmonger, was stationed at Wright-Patterson Air Base in Ohio - which is notorious for it's association with the Roswell incident (rumored to be where the wreckage was finally shipped after a brief stop at Carswell in Fort Worth, Texas), and subsequent UFO activity following. Yes, of course I somehow managed to turn an amusing Christmas wish into something X-File-esque. [Edit - I should have added the article I found about him at Wright-Patterson...]
1. Garland Ironmonger is the best name I’ve ever seen.
2. I looked Mr. Ironmonger up and it turns out he grew up to be an honest to god fighter pilot.
3. COLONEL Ironmonger flew F-86 Sabres.
4. Garland Ironmonger: Sabrejet Pilot sounds like something straight out of a bad 70s sci-fi novel that I would totally read.
(source: The Newport News Daily Press, December 15, 1936.)
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a few holiday memes from recently
#txf#the x files#dana scully#msr#x files#fox mulder#mulder and scully#x files memes#mulder x scully#scully#x files edit
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happy mulder and scully almost kill each other in a haunted house day 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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A Christmas Story, Chapter 1/2
2409 words | Rated X | Read it here on AO3
The opening chords of Jingle Bell Rock are barely audible beneath the din of a dozen conversations, but it’s at least the third time the song has played, by Mulder’s count. He’s managed to stay in the same spot for the majority of the evening, holding the same half-empty bottle of warm beer and making the same glib conversation with Maggie Scully’s church friends, who all raise their eyebrows knowingly when he introduces himself as Dana’s coworker. That’s something he’ll have to ask Scully about later.
Scully herself has been milling around the room explaining time and again that no, she isn’t married yet and no, she’s not seeing anyone special. In return, each congregant, aunt, or cousin tells her how lovely she looks and how easily she could find a nice man to settle down with, and Scully smiles politely before changing the subject.
Mulder isn’t even sure she wanted him to come, but Maggie issued the invitation directly and he didn’t feel right saying no when it’s not like he had somewhere else to be. And a month ago when he got the invite, things between him and Scully were different than they are now, which he couldn’t possibly have anticipated. Not different enough that her saying she isn’t seeing anyone special is hurtful, but different enough that when she said it within earshot, she glanced at him to gauge his reaction.
He catches Scully’s eye across the room and throws her a reassuring smile, to which she draws in a deep breath and then takes a gulp from her wine glass. She’s refilled it at least as many times as Jingle Bell Rock has played, by Mulder’s count.
“Are you having a good time, Fox?” Maggie asks, appearing beside him and giving his arm a squeeze.
“You definitely know how to throw a party, Mrs. Scully,” he says sincerely, and she either doesn’t notice or doesn’t mind his artful avoidance of the question.
Maggie surveys the room and clucks her tongue.
“Would you mind helping me round up some of these empty glasses and bringing them into the kitchen?” she asks in the rhetorical manner that a mother does, and Mulder dutifully abandons his beer so he can make himself useful.
He has four champagne flutes and a teacup in his hands when he crosses paths with Scully in the hallway, and she smiles at him affectionately with pink cheeks and shining eyes, markedly more relaxed than the last time he saw her.
“Is Mom putting you to work?” she asks, taking the teacup.
“I’m happy to have something to do,” he assures her, taking advantage of their relative privacy to give her a long look from head to foot. She’s wearing a velvety green dress he’s never seen before with opaque black tights underneath, which isn’t objectively sexy but does give him a little thrill, given that he rarely sees her in anything but a suit or pajamas. “You look really nice,” he says as his eyes wander back up to her face. “Did I tell you that already?”
Her dress has a V at the front that he’s not sure whether he’s allowed to appreciate, and her lips are stained red from wine. He meets her eye and she just looks at him for a beat before slowly shaking her head. Something hot coils in his lower belly, threatening to embarrass him, and he swallows hard.
If his hands weren’t full of champagne flutes, he’d kiss her. If they weren’t at her mother’s house surrounded by people, anyway. And if they weren’t in public. But if they were at his apartment, or hers, and she was looking at him like that, he’d absolutely kiss her.
“Dana, come say hello to the Campbells,” Maggie calls from the far end of the hallway, and Mulder makes a run for the kitchen before he spontaneously combusts and ruins her nice carpet.
Two Jingle Bell Rocks and as many glasses of wine later, he’s on the back porch separating the recycling and enjoying the cooler, quieter atmosphere as the party begins to wind down.
“There you are,” Scully says with a thick tongue, and he looks up to see her peeking around the open door with a wide, wine-drunk grin on her mouth that he can’t help but return. She shivers and scrunches her shoulders up as she leaves the warm house, quickly shuffling over to him. “It’s freezing out here,” she says, stepping up close, and he immediately wraps his arms around her.
“Then why’d you come out?” he teases.
Scully tips her face up to look at him. The weak yellow porchlight doesn’t allow him to read her expression, but he can smell the sweet wine on her tongue and feel the press of her chest against his sternum as she leans heavy into him. From inside, he hears the sound of breaking glass followed by a round of applause.
“Because you’re out here,” she says, and the white vapor of her breath blinds him just enough that her kiss is a surprise.
They have yet to do more than kiss, but Mulder is far from complaining; Scully kisses with such diligence and intensity that it feels like a sex act. And drunk Scully, he’s currently learning, makes kissing feel downright pornographic. She sucks on his lips and tongue, hums into his open mouth, cants her body forward and back. When he feels her fingers fumbling with his belt buckle he panics and breaks the kiss, taking a step away from her.
“Whoa there,” he says lightly, very aware that he’s at least half hard. “Danger zone.”
He cringes at his own ineloquence, but she doesn’t seem to notice. She steps forward to close the space he created and touches the waist of his jeans at the hip.
“There’s nobody out here,” she whispers with a smile in her voice, then kisses the corner of his mouth.
“That’s not—” He sighs and lets her kiss the other corner, and then his cheek. “You’re drunk, Scully.”
She shivers, and he wraps his arms around her again.
“Only a little,” she slurs coyly, and he feels her fingers creeping back toward his fly.
His brain knows he can’t let her do this, but his dick has no such moral misgivings and she’s dangerously close to learning that firsthand.
“You have no idea how much it pains me to turn you down,” he tells her gently. “I just don’t want you to do something you’ll regret tomorrow.”
Scully groans in frustration, which does absolutely nothing to help his situation below the belt.
“I won’t regret it,” she says, a bit petulantly.
He’s about to tell her again that it’s a hard line for him, all puns intended, when two things occur almost simultaneously: Scully slides her open palm down the front of his jeans, and Maggie steps through the back door with a bag of trash in her hand.
Mulder lets out a sound that’s part gasp, part moan, and snatches Scully’s hand by the wrist, pulling it away from his body. Maggie mumbles a surprised, “Oh! Sorry,” and the door closes again before either of them have an opportunity to address her.
For several agonizing seconds, nothing happens. Mulder keeps hold of Scully’s wrist, and she stares at his chest, not speaking.
“Scully—”
“Excuse me,” she says urgently, shaking free of him before she rushes unsteadily back inside.
Mulder stands on the porch until he can no longer feel his extremities, then finally bites the bullet and returns to the heat of the house. He can hear Maggie’s voice from the foyer saying goodbyes, so he ducks into the bathroom and spends a few minutes collecting his thoughts. If not for the fact that he drove Scully here, he would probably just sneak out and hope the whole thing blows over by Monday.
“Fox, is that you in there?”
Reluctantly, Mulder leaves the bathroom and finds Maggie in the kitchen washing dishes. There’s no sign of Scully.
“What can I do to help?” he asks, and Maggie briefly looks at him over her shoulder.
“Dana went to lie down,” she says. “I think she had a bit too much wine. She’s upstairs, if you’d like to check on her.”
Mulder takes her direction and quietly creeps up the stairs, making his way to the bedroom at the end of the hall he knows once belonged to Scully. The door is open a crack and it’s dark inside, so first he just listens, though he’s not totally sure what he’s listening for.
“Scully?” he says softly, but there’s no response.
He pushes the door open a bit wider and light from the hallway falls over her velvet-covered hip on the bed. She’s curled up on her side with her back to him, and he watches her even breathing until he’s confident she’s asleep, then heads back downstairs.
“She’s out cold,” he says, reentering the kitchen. “Is it okay if I let her sleep it off for a bit?”
“I think that’s for the best,” Maggie says ambiguously, and Mulder takes over washing while she dries.
They work quietly, and the silence makes him think that she is also replaying what happened outside over and over in her head. He’s not sure exactly what she saw, but lord knows he isn’t going to ask her.
“I hope I didn’t interrupt something…new,” Maggie says, apropos of nothing, and Mulder freezes for half a second.
Scully feeling him up actually was new, but he doesn’t imagine that’s what Maggie means. He also doesn’t imagine that Scully would appreciate him filling her mom in on their budding romance, private person that she is.
“Uh, no, not quite,” he says. He feels his face getting hot, so he keeps his eyes on the dishwater.
“I’m glad to hear that,” Maggie says. Another loaded silence. “Dana has never been very forthcoming about her personal life, but I’ve always wondered…” Mulder keeps his head down and keeps scrubbing. He can’t even explain the nature of his and Scully’s relationship to himself, much less could he begin to explain it to her mother. Thankfully, he doesn’t have to. “Well, for the record, I think it’s wonderful. I’ll just leave it at that.”
Gratefully, she doesn’t bring it up again. Mulder helps her get the house back in order, including taking the chafing dishes to the basement, and they’re watching It’s A Wonderful Life with steaming mugs of tea when Scully comes plodding down the stairs in her party dress and stocking feet, pillow lines on her cheek and her hair fluffed up on one side.
“There she is,” Mulder says affectionately.
Scully stops in her tracks and regards him with surprise, though she quickly tries to mask it.
“Hi,” she says demurely, smoothing her hair down with her hand. “Sorry, I didn’t mean for you to wait around for me.”
Mulder shrugs dismissively, but Maggie doesn’t pass up the opportunity to give her daughter a hard time.
“It’s lucky he was here; the girl who was supposed to help me clean up got drunk and passed out in my spare bedroom, if you can believe it.”
Her delivery is so flawless that Mulder snorts in his attempt to suppress a laugh, and Scully glares at him half-heartedly.
“I’m sorry, Mom. I have a raging headache, if it’s any consolation,” she says miserably.
“I’ll get you some Tylenol,” Maggie says, standing and giving Dana a pat on the arm as she leaves the room.
Scully stares intently at the TV screen, which makes it fairly obvious she’s avoiding looking at him, given that the movie is paused.
“Hey party girl,” he says, and she cringes before she reluctantly turns her head. “You okay?”
Scully sighs and looks at the floor. “Technically, yes,” she says, “though I think my ego may have suffered irreparable harm.” She slowly lifts just her eyes, looking at him woefully from beneath her lashes.
Mulder just smiles at her, because she looks so cute, all sleepy and embarrassed, and because the idea that her getting drunk and frisky would negatively affect his opinion of her is so outlandish it’s laughable.
“Here you are, dear,” Maggie says as she returns and drops two Tylenol into Scully’s hand. “We’ll have to take a raincheck on the rest of the movie, Fox.”
Mulder takes the hint and brings his teacup into the kitchen. He can hear the murmur of their conversation in the living room and does his best not to eavesdrop, but when they move into the foyer the acoustics make that difficult.
Mumble mumble not my best moment mumble mumble
Mumble mumble not the first time I’ve walked in on you with a boy, Dana
Mumble mumble Mulder mumble mumble mistake
Oh, honey, don’t mumble mumble mumble
Mumble mumble mumble
I’m sure it’ll be fine
Mulder’s heart sinks. He makes a point of clearing his throat as he rounds the corner into the hallway, and the conversation abruptly ends.
By the time they reach the end of Maggie’s street, Scully is resting her head against the window with her eyes closed. Mulder knows she isn’t really sleeping, but he plays along. He even pretends to wake her up when they pull up outside her apartment building, and she pretends to be surprised that they’ve already arrived.
“Thanks for driving,” she says, already pulling on the door handle.
“Hey,” he says, reaching out to touch her arm.
Scully stills, then sighs, then looks at him.
“Do we have to talk about it?” she asks reluctantly.
Mulder cracks a smile. “I was just gonna ask if I could kiss you goodnight.”
She heaves an even bigger sigh, which means something else entirely. He’ll have to catalog them someday.
“To be perfectly honest, between the wine, the vomiting, and the four-hour nap, I think it’s in your best interest to take a raincheck on that, too,” she says matter-of-factly.
“Aw, Scully,” he says, pity on full display, which he knows she hates. “You’ve got a toothbrush up there, don’t ya? Let me walk you up.”
She gives him a long look and he decides not to push it any further. He just doesn’t like the idea of her spending the rest of the weekend feeling like she committed some kind of unforgivable faux pas.
“Okay,” she finally acquiesces, and Mulder does his best to conceal his delight.
Tagging @today-in-fic
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The three most obvious questions I can imagine
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my x files fanart i hope you like it
based on/dialogue from this post
#x files#the x files#msr#fox mulder#dana scully#mulder#scully#agent mulder#agent scully#txf#txf fanart#fanart#matty sketches
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god loving mulder feels like betraying scully i’m so sorry i like your man… please understand
#i wish i was joking here#dana and… gosh#can’t we all three date?#x files#xfiles#fox mulder#agent mulder#dana scully#agent scully#mulder#scully
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Ya know I never, and I mean fucking never, see anyone have this many moral compunctions about murder or physical fights that lead to permanent injury in fiction, fan art, or fanfic. It's always sexual relationships that get hyper focused on, and not fanfics where one character ends another's life or fan art where it's a horror scenario that results in a character from a children's show getting dismembered. It's almost as if this is entirely about people's own personal sexual squicks and hangups and not about the effects and trauma of irl violence and how to best depict that.
Just say yall don't think women have actual autonomy and move it
#Also generally speaking it's so fucked that actual propagandistic violence gets less callouts than ships#I've seen less fandom fighting and callouts over#X Files#brooklyn nine nine#and#Law and Order#being straight up really effective police propaganda that portrays abuse of power and police brutality as minor issues#than I've seen bitching about how certain fan ships are toxic
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TDFW!!!!!
#messy icons#random icons#moodboard#lq icons#deadpool 3#deadpool icons#x files#fox mulder#dana scully#bobby ikon#brokeback mountain#archive moodboard#messy moodboard#shitpost moodboard#ugly icons#messy layouts#dump moodboard#mulder and scully#art#lil tracy#dump icons
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yuletide
rating: m | total word count: 3.3k | @today-in-fic
December 25th, 2000
6:23 a.m.
Mulder might have slept the whole morning if not for the car door slamming outside. The last few weeks had been stressful, and somehow the week before Christmas had been some of the busiest he’d seen in a while. He sighed and rolled over to reach for Scully and pull her closer to him, eager for her presence in his arms, but she was gone. He opened his eyes at that – the sheets were still warm, so she must not have gotten up that long ago. Sure enough, when all of his senses had adjusted to awakeness he heard her padding around somewhere in the apartment.
“Merry Christmas!” someone called from outside. He imagined an uncle or grandpa, arms full of presents, a child happily jumping up and down at the sight.
If it wasn’t for Scully stepping back into the bedroom, wrapped up in an old red sweater of his that he thought had somehow disappeared, her glasses perched on her nose, he likely would have fallen back asleep. She yawned, and gave him a smile when she saw he was awake.
“I was chilly.” She slid back into bed and into his arms, pressing a kiss to his chest. “I don’t know how it’s possible – I already feel like something is sitting on my bladder.”
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Continue on AO3.
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nurse she's cancer arc posting again
florence & the machine, no light no light │ w.b yeats │rafael alberti, tr. by ben belitt, from an anthology of spanish poetry
#im back#im sorry#redux II my beloved#the x files#msr#x files#dana scully#mulder and scully#txf#fox mulder#scully#web weaving#cancer arc#redux II#memento mori#my faves
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Christmas Eve!!!
#the x files#the x files fanart#txf#txf fanart#x files#x files fanart#dana scully#dana scully fanart#fox mulder#fox mulder fanart#msr#msr fanart#fan art#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#ibispaint art
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I just think she's
#the x files#dana scully#txf#x files#fanart#x files fanart#x files art#txf fanart#my art#mytardisisart
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