#Wukong can’t see the romance in front of his eyes you think he’d give suitors even a sliver of a chance

[quesocheeso]

You know, let's add more drama.

With Macaque and, therefore, the father of his child out on dates, Wukong gets a sudden surge of suitors of his own.

Like, yes, pretty dark-furred Monkey is nice.

But DILF SUN WUKONG?!

I mean anyone can father children to be fair it doesn’t have the same quality as MILF Macaque at least in the demon world so nice try in that one lmaoooo

Also they’d definitely have to get to FFM too which kudos to them if they make it, but then they have to deal with oblivious “doesn’t realize his best friend has been in love with him for centuries” Sun Wukong and that in itself would be hilarious

Too bad none of the suitors would really get the time of day lol