#With Jason and Lonnie and asdfghjkl
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"Cute-Bat! Ohhh Cute-Bat!" Joker called out, carrying a basket of bananas under her arm. "There you are! Hello sweetheart, looking as cuddly as ever!" Using the same cooing voice as before she puts out the bananas. "Now see, everyone is riding Auntie J's back! That's unfair, right? I mean look at how nice I am! Could you help out Auntie J, Cute-Bat? Go cause some havoc for me! That way I can work in peace." "There's more bananas in it for you if you doooo~"
There she was, the nice lady! Auntie J coos up at him with sweet words and even sweeter treats, carrying a basket of bananas in her arms. Man-Bat doesn't waste any time, fluttering down to the ground before hopping over to the clown expectantly, pointed ears pricked all the while as she says how nice she is, that she just needs some help to work in peace because everybody is being so mean to her. Of course she was nice. Nobody had offered to give Man-Bat bananas before, least of all a great big basket of them! The chiropteran is half-listening, even nodding in agreement as his eyes remain fixated on the colourful fruits but then Auntie J puts them out, each one scooped up by a brutal thumbclaw before disappearing down his gullet. Even more bananas? Just for helping Auntie J out? Man-Bat's jaws smack and chomp, tongue licking his lips clean before he chirrups in agreement, taking wing to the skies and heading straight to the city center where plenty of people are still active and awake. Auntie J needed help, and Man-Bat was going to do what she asked. She had bananas and plenty more where those came from!
#thewomanwholaughs#;; asks#OKAY I AM SO SORRY#You sent this like... 6 days ago??#And my ass is so fucking slow it would have been the perfect time to join in with what was happening last week#With Jason and Lonnie and asdfghjkl#WELL consider this a late but enthusiastic reply#Man-Bat doesn't even mean anything malicious Auntie J is good to him so he believes it#She got dem bananans ya'll 🍌#And she calls him Cute-Bat huehue
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