#Wisteria x Ulquiorra

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Ulquiorra: When I first seen her room all i thought was "Unorganized". Her room is messy but it is also organized in a way. One of the things you will immediately take notice is all of the stuffed animals she possess. She has plenty of tiger stuffed animals since those are her favorite animal. But she also had many other animals including cats, snakes, and penguins. Though she did tease me about buying a bat plush because of me but I was not enthused at all when she teased about buying a panther one. I will say, I am mildly interested in this "strawberry bat squishmallow" she has. (He likes it because he loves the tastes of strawberries and it is a bat.)

Dia Akedia: besides skulls and bones and other oddities she also has tons of plushies. From tigers to sharks and penguins. Though I will admit, the mushroom plushies she bought not too long ago are adorable and I may have *hinted* that I would want one for my birthday. Either way, I find them adorable and it is one of her many quirks. (He wants the whole living life on the veg mushroom collection)

Grayson Hotz: She does have quite a bit of stuffed animals. But I find it to be quite endearing. She does have a bit of a collection. She says that she is planning on buying a black horse that reminds her of Nox which I would think it is a great addition to her collection.

Snake: Ah, yes she loves stuff animals. Everyone enjoys laying on them and napping on them. Our favorite one is the rattlesnake plush she bought at the zoo and named it after one of us, which, I hope she will buy more and name one after all of us, says Emily.

-reverse selfship question-

Does S/I have a plushie that they go to bed with? Are they the type to get a special one and make it their buddy or would they just hold it close cause it's something you got them/reminded them of you? Do they go to 'extensive' lengths such as naming it or vocally talking to it? Do yall have matching plushies? Do you ever pretend to talk or interact with their plushie as well?

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What Bats Eat (Ulquiorra Cifer x GN! Reader)

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Fandom: Bleach

Genre: Fluff imagine

Summary: You have Ulquiorra eat fruit for the time. <3

Rated: G.

Warning: None!

Admin Wisteria: I seen too many cute pictures of bats eating fruit and Ulquiorra would look so cute eating them too.

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Ulquiorra stared down the the random cup of orange liquid in the cup. He looked...disgusted, but there was something in his eyes that had a strange sense of interest in it.

And a tiny bit of fear, but of course, he wouldn't admit to that.

"What is this, human?"

You smiled brightly as you poured another cup for yourself.

"It's called a smoothie. It's a cold refreshing beverage that consists of various of fruits, milk, and yogurt. Give it a try."

He stares down at it, very hesitant, he still looked unsure but it did smell..pleasant.

"Fine, I'll try it but if it hurts me then I will kill you." He said, his words were cold but his voice didn't have any venom in it. It was a hallow threat that he doesn't mean.

You didn't say anything, instead you smiled and watched as Ulquiorra wrapped his lips around the straw, slowly drinking the foreign substance. After several moments, he blinks, deciding rather he likes the taste or not. His eyes widened as he goes back in and drinks it up more frantically. He was clearly enjoying the taste of the smoothie, it was like his hunger was finally being sedated.

You smiled as you watched his cute face drinking the smoothie, silently enjoying it. After he finishes the drink he looks up at you, before saying, "More."

You couldn't help but laugh at him, your eyes sparking brightly.

"Wow this is interesting! The animal that each arrancar represents have certain qualities with that animal!"

Ulquiorra lifted an eyebrow, he wasn't amused in the slightest.

"Your animal is similar to a bat correct?"

"Yes."

"Most bats eats various of fruits Such as mangoes, bananas, apples, strawberries, and, pears. This-." You point to the cup of smoothie, which he swiftly stole from you that was yours when you were talking. " Is a mango smoothie. One of the fruits that bats love."

Ulquiorra's emerald eyes widened, he was embarrassed by this, his face pink. "I don't like this drink." He said, being stubborn as usual.

"Ulqui, you stole my smoothie from me while I was talking to you." You pointed to the two cups of smoothies which were both empty. He looked down, his face turning pinker.

"Hm, wait! I have another idea!" You get up from your seat and rummage through your kitchen, collecting various of fruits. such as bananas, strawberries, apples and pears. You then then placed them on the table infront him.

He looks down at the fruits, a clear annoyed look on his face.

"You think I am going to entertain this any longer than you are greatly mistaken, human."

You playfully rolled your eyes, you knew he had interest in trying all of the fruit on the table.

"Come on Ulqui, you know you want to." You picked up a strawberry from the plate in front of you, giving it to him to try.

He sighs, knowing that you wont give up and takes the fruit in his hands, biting it and tasting it. His eyes widened as he took another hungry bite. He clearly loves the taste, eating it just like a cute fruit bat would.

You didn't say anything as he begin to try the various of fruits on the table eating all of the fruit on the table. By the time he finished eating all of the fruit he ate he sighs contently. Which was a rare sight to see.

You smiled at him, giving him a smug look, the plate of strawberries still in front of you.

"Need I say more?"

He narrowed his eyes, at you, his face extra pink from embarrassment, then he closed them.

He was quiet. Which was a sign that you were right. Then, after a few moments he opens them back up.

"....Are you going to finish that?"

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Ulquiorra Cifer: I am more than capable in defending myself. There are rare occasions for Wisteria to "defend" me. But when she does she gets too loud... and angry. Her voice will become louder and she is clearly angry. Which can often either start fights or scare people off depending on the individual. Since those very few times I talked her out into confronting those ignorant pieces of garbage. Now She knows that she doesn't need to defend me. But when she used to, I would simply tell her not to waste her breathe on useless garbage. Because now she knows that anyone who has something to say is a waste of time and space.

Dia Akedia: Passionate, loud and angry. *sighs* When she first defended me I thought she was going to knock someone out. She gets too passionate when it comes to me. Although it is endearing it can be a bit..annoying. I will often have to hold her back and remind herself to calm down. But most of the time after she does as she puts in her human words, "Tell someone off" They will look scared and run away. Some times it is hilarious, other times it can be annoying. I do enjoy it when she tells off Fenn or the other princes, I am mildly amused by it.

Grayson Hotz: I sometimes have to hold her back. She is very emotional when something triggers her greatly. I would pull to the side and tell her to calm down. I also will reassure her that she doesn't need to defend me. I just don't want her to get her to get hurt or get in trouble. She has gotten detention with Guy Avari because of it.

Snake: Very..scary. But I also feel very protected by her. I am very flattered that she is gets so...loud, passionate and aggressive. She is like a guard dog and will attack when someone does or say something that will offend her. But I love it...it is just one of the reminders how much she loves and care about me, Says Wordsworth.

-reverse selfship question-

To F/Os, How is S/I when it comes to trying to defend you, whether in a verbal or physical situation? Are they quick to try and get you out of the situation as fast as possible and tend to your aches asap(and maybe go after the instigator later)? Or are they immediately stepping in the way and getting involved, not hesitating about the confrontation? Do they try and de-escalate the situation or do they escalate it more by trying to tear up the other person?

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Ulquiorra Cifer: Whenever Wisteria asks for attention it depends on her mood. When she becomes serious, she is very straight to the point. She would say, "Hey." Or call call my name. It is simple and to the point, which I do not mind at all. But if she is excited and happy about something...she will be more... loud. Especially if she wants to show me something she finds cool. She will talk very fast and become a bit too hyper. At first, I found it to be an annoying human habit but after being with her for years it is more endearing. It did take some time when she gets too excited and hyper but now, I think of it as more of her, "Quirk" and not a annoying human habit. Though, I do tell her to calm down when she gets too hyper.

Dia Akedia: When I first met Wisteria and she gets excited and wants my attention. All I thought was. loud. It was a bit...annoying. She would see me across the courtyard and call my name repeatedly when she is excited and happy about something. I would tell her to use her inside voice when she gets too excited and talk to fast. But when I see the sparkle in her eyes when she shows me a cool rock, or a skull she found in woods I find it cute. She is clearly passionate about the things she loves and even though her hyperness can be a bit... overwhelming at times, I adore it now and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Grayson Hotz: She is very hyper and happy when she wants my attention, she will always wave or yell my name across the school grounds. It can cause attention, but she is very carefree and doesn't seem to care about the attention. which is something I always loved about her. It did take some getting use to but seeing her happy and her not caring about the attention and what others think is refreshing.

Snake: Wisteria is very...different from me. She is very confident, hyper, and loud but it is something that I strive to be. So when she does yell my name across the circus grounds and smile at me brightly it is a reminder that she doesn't care. She is a free-spirit and she has love and passion it is proven when she wants my attention or wants to show me something. like a skull or a rock. The look in her eyes when she showed me her newest item she collects is adorable. She is very loud and hyper but she is just expressing her feelings in her own way with confidence which is something I strive to be, Says Emily.

-reverse selfship question-

To F/Os, How does S/I ask for your attention? Do they do it quietly and subtly, perhaps tugging at your sleeve while pouting or scooching infinetly closer to you till you pick up on it? Do they get a bit playfully bothersome about it like a cat and bug you until you give them attention or offer to do something with them? Or are they not as shy/subtle about it and directly ask you? Do they ask politely or in a fanciful fashion, perhaps having a special request or suggesting something yall should do? Or are they a bit more brash about it and drape themselves over you and playfully nag at you for not doing it sooner?