#Wine tasting

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Vincent Price - Tales of Terror (1962)

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“These experiences are a once-in-a-lifetime thing… Every second is brand new”  📸 Paul Harries

[Photos taken January 2023, Posted on April 6, 2023]

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NOLA.

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Maestro Johannes Brahms was very humorous and always in the mood for a joke. After a sumptuous meal, the host had a bottle of Rauenthaler vintage 1865 (Rheingau) served with the words: "This is the Brahms among my wines!" Brahms tasted carefully and said, "Excellent. Then give us a bottle of the old Bach!" (Brahms greatly admired J. S. Bach) ― The Wine.cellar Group 

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who among your ocs does which?

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Saturday fun 💥

A compilation of Matthew Goode's many goofy moments taking a wine test in Burgundy on The Wine Show .

He is so hilarious and adorkable, I had great trouble making these GIFs I was laughing so much 🤣

📷 The Wine Show (2018) s2:04 my edits

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Wines Inspired by Characters Henry Oak from Dungeons and Daddies [FULL EXPLANATION]

Starting off the series with one of my favorite characters from the podcast here's some notes I've written down for the wine.

Grape Type: So Henry having a vegetarian/vegan diet I wanted something that would pair nicely with this. There were mentions of foods like Trail Mix, Nuts, Mushrooms and dried oats and a few wines fit perfectly with this but since Chardonnay is known for it's buttery taste due to it's fermentation in OAK Barrels the choice was a bit obvious.

Dry or Sweet? Plus, this type of wine is known for being either sweet or dry depending on the temperature it was grown in. I feel like this reflects Henry's personality as he's both super sweet caring and very much a pacifist but also dry, angry and stressed.

Body So, the body reflects not only on the amount of alcohol the wine has but also, it's acidity, color and tannins.

Acidity is sour and makes your mouth water but tannins dry your mouth. That being said, medium body just means that there is a balance between both tannins and acidity and that it's within a 12.5%-13.5% alcohol level. Oaked Chardonnays are known for this.

The alcohol level is reflected on the amount of natural sugar the grapes have which can vary by the soil type, climate and variant. This does NOT reflect on the overall sweetness of the wine. Sweet wines usually have lower alcohol levels than bold wine since most of the glucose is broken up and fermented during the process there for making more alcohol.

Flavors and Aromas: Several sommeliers have explained that flavors and Aromas AND will vary depending on the pallet. There are a few that are more noticeable to several but others that aren't. That is part of the magic and art of wine tasting. That being said for Henry's Inspired wine I did use some fruits mentioned in his dialog during season 1. More specifically this quote:

What the freakin ding dang, gosh darn, dilly willy, heckin' shark tooth, banana chicanery, rootin' tootin', raspberry freaking FUCK are you two doing here?! -Henry Oak (Dungeons and Daddies Season 1)

Although banana and shark tooth aren't main notes for this wine, I feel like Henry would use these terms to describe it. Raspberry on the other hand WOULD be a nice main note, alongside the classic vanilla and Oak combo from classic chardonnay with a hint of green apple, Jazmin and general minerals. Those last three I feel reflect Oakville a lot beside the obvious OAK.

Bottle Design The main label reflects the physical appearance of the character both in its podcast cover and in the character's intro from Will Campos.

"Henry Oak is the Birkenstock rocking, crunchy, munchy, hippie, nature druid dad of the group."

Wanted to stick with the colors from the Cover art but with a more neutral tone so that it matches the colors and hue of this hypothetical wine.

Having the iconic Berkenstocks in the background on a rocky stone grown with vines growing around it, just felt like the perfect vision for Henry. And as a little homage to on of the several dadfacts I added a Trilobite insignia on the top of the wine cap.

Finally, I added the important info such as where it would have been produced, by what bodega and when. Obviously, Oakville in the Forgotten Realms would have been an interesting place to grow grapes. Bodega Daddies because it sounds both funny and well fitted and finally it's from 2019 because that's when Henry Oak first appeared in the first episode of that same year.

And I think that just about does it!!!

Thank you so much for reading and I'll be following up with the next wine of the series. Which character should I make a wine for next?

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Fellas, is it bad form to get drunk at a wine tasting?

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Attended a wine tasting at work, I tell ya my 2nd job is so rough😉🍷 food was amazing and of course I had to bring one wine bottle home

Then a couple of coworkers remarked about my hair being down since I normally wear it up .. so my hostess buddy wanted a picture.. now be nice y”all I don’t normally share my pic on here but she talked me into it…

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Vincent Price and Peter Lorre

Tales of Terror; The Black Cat (1962) dir. Roger Corman

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I just realized that because the body is approximately 60% water, Jesus could kill someone by turning the water in there body to wine.