#William def gonna turn to dust from pure shock and horror if he ever found out what people online be saying about vampires
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I swear to you, if Sam "Duke of the house of Solaire" Collins EVER considered downloading or gods forbid POST HIMSELF ONLINE (Probably a law against vampires using social media but let's ignore that)... Man gonna be getting comments like this.
THIS GOES FOR WILLIAM TOO (Let's be fr, Porter def has a tiktok, simply for a soul purpose to find drama. Or post faceless story times with those Ai voice filters about Vincent or Sam. "AITAH for killing a vampire king then starting a fight with my king's adopted son?") 😭
#redacted audio#redacted porter#redacted sam#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted vincent#redacted william#the amount of cowboy jokes and “save a horse ride a cowboy” comments would be insane#Darlin' definitely made the comment on an alt account lets be so fr#William def gonna turn to dust from pure shock and horror if he ever found out what people online be saying about vampires
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