#Why would Sun kill them?! I know they’re evil but they were just babey!!!

[seven-thewanderer]

Imma share this too, since why not

I drew both Bloodmoon (again) & Solar Flare

I also drew Bloodmoon for whoever they would separate

[monkey-network]

Good Stuff ~ Stray Thoughts: The Beginning of the End {MLP}

*INHALE* Ahhh, it’s good to be back.

PART 1 Can’t Wake Up

You know it’s trouble when everyone has to book it.

Applejack, she already jinxed it, so it’s best to go along

“Longest Period of Harmony“? We got literal demons, a god of chaos, evil vines, Xehanort ponified, an entire hivemind army, Starlight, and a child villain, all in what feels like a couple years, what the fuck kind of peace is this?

Oh, you’re just providing the fact that you and Luna haven’t contributed much of anything.

But why retire, tho?

Honestly, let Discord run Equestria. He’s practically  Thanos to where any problem can die with a snap. My god, you two can be useless.

Why? They have lives on their own and you just throw the throne at them just like that? Plus your power is raising the sun and moon so how could they. What the FU- This is the worst fucking plan I’ve ever heard.

Seriously, Celestia, this is the dirtiest shit you could ever pull.

C’mon, Discord, I’m suppose to be the justified buzzkill here

Real friends can see your freakouts coming and work with it.

I love that the show is acknowledging the typical routine of these premieres AND how useless Celestia and Luna have been.

Also, where is Starlight?

They forgot the hentai.

MY LITTLE PONY: Friendship is Nepotism

Bug Queen, babey

She’s seen better days.

Cozy Glow, why are you a child? 

And I can relate, Lord Tirek, I don’t want her around either

*Gasp* The M of Mario!

Kill the wooby, Chrysallis. Do it for me.

And I love how off the bat Chryssi is. Clearly best villain.

Sombra, you’re a character that existed.

Grogar sounds like swamp mouthwash.

And why do you hate Twilight and her friends?

And seriously, why is this child here?

To the defense of Cozy, Grogar sounds like a less attractive Gengar

How can you eat light?

Oh that makes sense since he’s a goat, but why, Grogar? Darkness is anti-light.

Sombra, you SPOKE!

Oof, Snap.

Technically, Cozy didn’t lose to ponies if I remember

I’m with Tirek, it is extreme luck.

If you’re a kid, then WHY ARE YOU AROUND? AND HOW WERE FRIENDS WITH TIREK?!

Oooh, a LEGION OF DOOM! It’s Fiendship is Magic all over again.

I like Sombra already

And Cozy too, especially as a punchline, both figuratively and literally

Oh, it’s Summer. That explains the lack of Yona in this adventure.

MY LITTLE PONY: Friendship is DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWA

Come on, Starlight, we gotta prepare for this shit to end so we can cry appropriately

Yeah Starlight, everyone got nerfed to boost your success

Damn, got you good.

Oh no, it’s the Bye Bye Man

“They thought they could attack me, but then I went UP. HA HA HA!“

Why didn’t you protect the baby, dumb ass?

That takeover was unnaturally quick... this was with every villain?

And that evil laugh is wonderful.

They put a muzzle on the baby. *laughs* That is rich.

“Long live the King“ Cliche

Game of Thrones

Discord, you ass

Gem up, younglings.

Again, this is all surprisingly quick, even for me.

Hehehehehe, they killed him.

We get it, Pinkie, you waste food.

And once again, the day is saved

Wow, the weakest villain ever just destroyed the elements of harmony. Color me... shooketh.

Intermission

Part 2 Wake Me Up, Inside

Previously on MLP, Celestia and Luna make slapdash decisions, Sombra’s laugh gives me life, and shit’s fucked

Seriously, that laugh of his has immediately become my favorite evil laugh ever. Where was this guy 6 years ago?

MY LITTLE PONY: Friendship is Brutality

He’s got friends on the other side

You know things gets bad when Pinkie can’t be cringey

It clearly looks like you can jump out the bars

Those crystals aren’t deep rooted? Dammit, Sombra.

All cakes are good in my eyes... except ones with coconut.

The hentai is back.

Chaos chaos! I love it.

*sigh* This reminds me of that one Lord Dominator comic. Good times.

Get ‘em at the ROOTS! THE ROOOOOTS!

Big Mac knows how to knock wood.

Celestia and Luna wouldn’t have succeeded anyway.

A twist nobody saw coming: CELESTIA AND LUNA DOING SOMETHING!

I don’t wanna know about Starswirl’s essence.

Have ya tried teleporting to Sombra? Teleport? Teleport!

Thank you. Was just wasting time here.

Discord, stop being a DICK!

See? That’s what you get for being cocky.

Fluttershy crying? Oh no, I feel REGRET!

Yeah, they don’t need you or the others, but being competent help would certainly be appreciated. Then again, gotta remind myself that this is for kids.

Wait what, is Discord dying?

This is honestly more encouraging than when Captain Marvel tried to apply the same message.

THEY SAID IT! THEY DID THE THING!

Holy shit, talk about fucking eviscerated! You fucking died, Sombra.

Discord, I oughta stomp ya.

Celestia, I oughta stomp you harder for this.

Discord, what the fuck? Why would do this to Fluttyshy? You oughta get seven across the ass!

WHY DON’T YOU HELP?! UUUUAAAAAAUGH! 

I don’t know whether to be sentimental or pissed.

Thank you, Grogar, for showing that wonderful death again. I needed that. In fact,

Aw, that’s hot. That’s hot.

Why is it six o’clock all of a sudden?

So what did we learn y’all? Besides don’t thrust momentous tasks at people who have a gut feeling that they aren’t ready. Or never trust people that can help easily because they’re a-holes. Or don’t bring a child into the legion of superpowered rulers like what the hell? But I guess, the true lesson is that friendship can push you through the toughest of times and can be there to get your head out your ass and lift like you’ve never done before. Or something, this show is ending and this really hasn’t said anything new besides friendship can freaking wreck you... to a billion pieces.

MY LITTLE PONY: Friendship is PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER