#Why wasn't I born with mutiple arms

[sheep-turtles-and-pizza]

Hey just dropping by to say I love all your Rise April x Turtle arts, I don’t really see it much often

Thank yooooou,

ye me neither, that's why I do them lol XDDD

But I was only given 2 hands and one bish brain, how frustrating.

[wack-ashimself]

Yeah....we do not need a season 4 of the umbrella academy..

Spoilers.

They COULD make a movie special, to wrap up all the loose ends but if they don't, whatever.

Season 3 was the worst of all the seasons.

Fuck, Season 1 was their peak!

And because they destroyed the world, went back in time, etc, they seem to hit a lot of 'wtf' moments, and NEVER EVER explain them.

For some? Cool. Mysterious. But for ones that you tease all the time (what killed original ben) you never are given an answer just cuz...they don't want to? It could have really developed this alternative ben character, but nope; fuck us, right?

And so many fucking plot holes. Since they can use the excuse 'time travel/alternative time lines' anything from the first 2 seasons I won't cover (also cuz I barely remember those seasons. They were FUN to watch, not work).

1-so we find out #5 formed the commission (old version, 1 arm). He says don't save the universe (how the fuck did he survive let alone develop a 'paradox' free room). And has a tattoo on his chest that younger version cuts off. Then later he gets the same tattoo on his chest to 'keep with the time streams' or something. WHY? Reality is falling apart, do you think following the rules will somehow fix it? Also, he gets his arm cut off (then back when he saves time). How the fuck did the old him survive the attack, the end of the world, and get to the bunker? AND form the commission inbetween?

2-so, in theory, their dad for the entire series was trying to get to this magical room that resets existence (to bring back to life what appears to be his wife, on the moon, that Luthor was protecting...tho he couldn't access it, cuz it had its' own BARRIER. Kinda redundant.) Tho they never mentioned 1/2 of the stuff they show (how did he know about it? Understand the language? And he says 'the creators of this realm' so...not his species? Why does it look like their hotel if their dad created the hotel? etc). The 'defenders' never showed till the bell was rung. But...they only needed to access the machine. Why not look for the machine and activate it? Maybe the defenders would kill them during their vulnerability? The guards were clearly not immortal, so why not bomb the fuck out of them? See, they bring up new cool concepts, then when you question even some basic shit, it doesn't hold weight. Like, the bugs. WTF is with the bugs?

3-Allison can make anyone, anytime tell her the truth, and she can tell them to forget about it. I know, sounds evil, but she goes full evil (IMO) in this season, so why the fuck not? I would at minimum use it on my KNOWN PSYCHO dad, and when it didn't work, then I would know he has powers or isn't human. I mean, he never ages, and he made a robot mom....

4-robot mom goes cult leader (with a RANDOM flamethrower)? WHYYYYYYYYYYY!?

5-....a floating cube was born of a human mother? So...a box came from a box? haha. But seriously, c-section? His own language? This entire show should be called 'here's more questions, and even less answers than last time.'

6-mutiple times the human punching bag was interacted with (tripping, throwing, etc) and the person doesn't get any damage. Very inconsistent. Also, why does his a face fall apart? Why does he need an inhaler?

7-The ending was a (kinda) nice wrap up. Everybody (kinda) got what they wanted; no more power drama. Why did dick ben stay in old ben's body? And wasn't he dead well before the reset in the main universe? Only one to lose out was Luthor (his wife). She still exists, but where? There's no way they were called by the names on their birth certificate, so he has no idea where she was born or went. THAT sucks. Felt like the ending of the new spiderman.

Still...for the movie, they could explain a-dad, alien, now alive wife, mega corporation. Was that his plan the whole time? Why? And EVERYTHING with the back door to god machine. Who, what, where, why, how? b-how the FUCK did allison get her super dead from the past lover, young again, in the present? Does the machine make life PERFECT? c-why did their powers disappear? Who caused them in the first place? d-all that bull shit with the commission. Tho at the same time, with them resetting everything, you could just say it no longer exists.

Just this whole season felt campy, and everyone acting like over the top soap opera stars. Ben was better as a ghost...killing a bunch of characters we had no time to have grown attached to. Subplots that just straight up disappeared or are never covered again. All felt soap opera-y.

I do NOT need a whole season, just a wrap up movie. You owe me some damn answers!