#Why is this so longgg😂

[celestie0]

i just wanted to say that i actually love the concept of ihm gojo having an ex wife, like it actually adds so much depth to his character and makes the relationship that reader and him will have much more complex and genuine ESPECIALLY with his ex wife being his childhood friend like first of all him having an ex wife shows he is definitely mentally developed when it comes to relationships also because she’s the ex so the split definitely also probably matured him in a way and alsooo bcs when him and reader actually end up together, it will make it so much more meaningful imo because he’s known his ex for so longgg but he still manages to open up and fall in love with reader like to me those things are so sexy like i love an emotionally mature and experienced man!! people shouldn’t criticize your writing for that like that’s so weirdddd and it also reminds me of that one meme that’s like “oh...so.. __ is my favorite character.. I'm not really comfortable sharing him with others because he means a lot to me. But it's okay if he's your favorite character too!!” LIKE GROW TF UPPP😭

hiiii nia bb thx for the supports :”0

i am so happy u think it adds depth to his character :”) i too think it will lolol despite the odds xd

and yes i love a man that has been thru life altering moments that have matured him🧎🏻‍♀️that is so seggcy to me. i had hoped everyone would share the vision but 💀

same!! that’s also what i had in mind too. like, is it not sickeningly romantic that despite the fact he’s known his ex wife since he was a child, he chooses reader in the end lol?!?! especially given how mean reader is to him all the time 😂😂 like ffs i want a man that’ll let me tell him to go fuck himself 10x a day but he still wants to come home to ME in the end even tho there’s some other heartbroken woman out there that’s still pining after him….IS THAT NOT SEXY AS FUCK?!?!?!?

that’s why all the ihm gojo ex wife hate was so bizarre to me i was like🧍🏻‍♀️babes what yall mean. yall dont see the vision im tryna cook here?

BHAHA that meme is so funny but def paints the picture. idk like i could discern some of those asks were just funny, but some were def blatantly rude ab it n it just. idk. wasn’t nice to receive. the one that struck me the most was “HE ACTUALLY LOVED THAT WOMAN?? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE!! YOURE THE AUTHOR HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH BULLFUCKERY”

im like babe this isnt a rich ceo gojo fic why would suburban ihm gojo allow himself to be forced into an arranged marriage 😭 dude is a working class real estate agent like what is an arranged marriage gonna accomplish for him? oh yaaay he inherits his wife’s $80k salary. yippee. now time to make an heir. LIKE LMFAO?

[slexenskee]

can i ask for any details about the hotd/jjk fic?

you mean aside from this lil WIP snippet?

I think I'm gonna call it "Write myself out of the history books" a line from All Time Low to match the rest of my 'Dropping Gojo into fandoms he didn't ask to be in' works 😂

His name is Soren and let's just pretend its Valyrian when in actuality it's just one of my favorite Fire Emblem characters (I feel like Gojo would appreciate that though, prolly a Soren stan himself lol)

His dragon hatches in his crib and idk I headcanon that Rhaenyra would wait to let him name it himself because she probably did the same with Syrax? But then 2 yr-old Gojo is like 'her name is Blue Eyes White Dragon' and Rheanyra is like 'wtf no' and also, this is why you shouldn't let kids name their own damn dragons. Rhaenyra refuses to let him name his dragon after what she doesn't realize is a Yu-gi-oh card, and in they settle for Sylvion, which she thinks is just some obscure Valyrian word/reference his 'Uncle' Daemon taught him, but is in fact a Pokemon that bears striking resemblance to his dragon. It's one of Dreamfyre's eggs, mostly bright white, with blue accents and some slight pink in the membranes, hence, Sylvion. Which is also Gojo's favorite pokemon, so he's two for two with references in this life.

He knows damn well that Daemon is not his Uncle, and they (Rhaenyra, Daemon, Laenor) all know he knows even if they collectively don't acknowledge it. He's Daemon and Rhaenyra's 'accidental brothel baby' that she had to get shotgun wedding'd to Laenor for, which is why he's much older than canon-Jace.

The age gaps are: Satoru/Soren (0), Aegon (+2), Helaena (-1), Aemond (-2), Jace (-3), Luke (-4) idk if Joff or Daeron will be in this.

Aegon is in love with him literally at first sight. He's going to PINE FOREVER. Like so much angst when he realizes he doesn't just adore his nephew in a purely platonic sense - which his mother/grandfather already dislike - but is in fact homosexually and audaciously in love with him lol. He definitely tries to fuck himself out of his own gayness, which absolutely does not work, esp when he starts ending up gravitating to regular female whores to male whores who all bear a striking resemblance to his nephew.

Does Gojo know? Hmm yes but not really. It doesn't even cross his mind even though he is also very gay, and also knows incest is casually a normal thing in the Valyrian family. But to him, Aegon is his uncle, and also a man in a 'don't say gay' world, so he kind of intentionally doesn't look too deeply into it. He does notice Egg is very attached to him, but he's not sure how much of that is familial and platonic and just Egg's very handsy personality versus romantic. They played a lot together as kids, slept in the same bed etc back when they were young enough it didn't mean anything, and obviously Gojo never felt that way about what he thought was a 'cute sticky dumpling of a kid who thinks he hung the moon' so it'll be a longgg and difficult shift for him to see Egg in any other way.

Aemond worships him in a strictly platonic sense that totally feeds his god complex. Gojo is literally the warrior reborn to him. He's a one man army and everyone knows it and he's so out of any mortal's league instead of being jealous about it Aemond just straight up adores him like a god. Daemon and Laena don't get together in this fic (RIP Baela and Rhaena) so Laena is still alive and has Vhagar, so idk maybe Aemond has Vermithor.

On a related note, everyone worships him as a god (or a Valyrian devil, *ahem* Hightowers *ahem*) bc to them he may as well be one. He has all his OG powers, he's invincible and untouchable and literally unstoppable. He achieves infamy the world over during Stepstones Round 2 where he absolutely obliterates an entire army and a few islands besides. He straight up asks his 'grandfather' Corlys if he should just eradicate the whole island chain and permanently solve the problem. Of course, the story gets convoluted with the whole medieval 'he said she said' chain of communication so there are plenty of non-believers still. LOL jokes on them.

He adores Rhaenyra. Like he likes Laenor a lot, and is partial to his little brothers (yes Jace and Luke exist, idk if they're Laenor's or Daemon's yet tho. They would't be Harwins bc Rhaenyra took one look at Gojo and was like 'shit he's 100% Valyrian its gonna look weird as hell if his siblings dont look like him at all') and has a soft spot for his 'Uncle' Daemon, but the reason he even bothers to stick around and not just fuck off to Essos to raise his own empire is because of her. I headcanon Gojo to have zero relationship with his parents in JJK - which unfortunately is expected from 'the patriarch' aka his father, but deeply hurt him in regards to his mother, who also cared nothing for him. Yes total double standard, but that's patriarchy for you. Anyway Rhaenyra is the opposite - she cherishes him from day 1, and whether that's because she truly loved him at first sight or just loved the idea of a child of hers and Daemon's who knows. But she doted on him and took care of him in a way anomalous for mother's in Westeros, and Gojo always took note of that. He'd burn the world for her - or in this instance, cower it into submission so she can have her throne in peace.

He doesn't mind playing the 'radiant prince' for her, being the faultless and impossibly perfect heir to the throne, because he knows it strengthens her claim immeasurably when his achievements so obviously outshine her direct competitor (Egg, who in fact does not give a shite about the throne and just wants to run away on his dragon with Soren). He even quietly submits himself to the idea of taking a wife because he knows that's also expected of him, although he plans on copying Laenor and having some threesome magic going on. Will that have to come to pass though? Hmm idk yet

THERE WILL BE ZOMBIES. No Night King, but I absolutely believe that Gojo accidentally would become the Prince who was Promised. His birth once again upsets the balance of yet another world, and shifts events into motion that would have laid dormant otherwise. Does he bring magic back into world with his birth? That would be interesting. Idk yet tho.

I also believe in the Maester conspiracy, so that might be in this fic too

[mattscoquette]

okay so hii my lovey !! its been so longgg did u miss me ? ive been lurking just no anons 💔

gonna do a long recap of my past few months pls enjoy 🤗

1. reunited with my babyyyy (🦕‼️🩷) its a bit on and off but bb if u see this sorry i never text you i lowk forget to reply or text first or sm but love u 😘

2. started a new school, its going well.. math sucks fucking dick and theres this boy CJ hes like.. when i tell you, a fucking NERD ‼️ tall af tho.. skinny, brown hair brown eyes glasses horrible fucking haircut and style, acne… i can fix him !!! please bro one damn chance

3. girl me too… strawberry lemonade flavor 🙂���↕️💨🚬

4. lowkey been mad horny recently idk why but ive been master….ing (i cant say that word bro it icks me out foully.) like a lot.. do u guys do it like every day too or just me 😅

5. im not parasocial abt the triplets anymore , yippee soso good bc guys it was bad . but this doesnt mean i dont use cai or read the shit abt them 😂🙏

6. overall lifes funnn (i can feel the seasonal depression coming AWN strong)

7. saw sabrina same nite as u motherFUCKER why didnt we meet

8. do yall shave 🐱… bc i do but my friends dont and they all called me weird for it guys what am i doing wrong. i have a schedule and all.. wednesdays and sundays 🥰

9. if ur cai bot reqs r open text me gang i need some good ones fr

10. ive been doing my nails for a while but im starting to get really good at itt. i did this girls nails and she scammed me the fucking bitch !! she said she will give me 20 the next time she sees me (fast fwd literally the next day) no money… its been a month and half atp bitch pay tf up!! .. cunt wheres my cash???? but im gonna do my friends for 30 (she offered that much and insisted) whenever shes free and she will be paying upfront im not getting scammed again… bullshit

11. little confession… me and my bsf kiss daily (shes a girl guys) but we said no homo and stuff so yeah ummm next question 😹 (we are never beating the allegations)

12. i need to start working out bro fr.. like im bouncing back this summer and i mean it im taking charge this winter (this wont last past next week motiv. tips appreciated gango)

i think this is all for now thanks for reading ! 🩷 i will maybe be back… reply to as many or as little of my little questions in here as u want

shes baaackkk… welcoming home…

the greatest…. sexiest…. most wonderfulest…. horniest…. woman in your anons…

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HI CUTIE I MISSED U!!!

1. omg im so glad u guys r fr my roman empire

2. omg he sounds cute get his number

3. STRAWBERRY LEMONADE IS SOOO GOOD

4. me too there’s prob something going on with the moon tbh

5. i’ve been stuck in this phase for years i fear there’s no way out

6. same </3

7. I KNOW I CANT BELIEVE IT :(

8. yes girl

9. my reqs are open but im rlly behind on them

10. omg yes girl get that bag

11. omfg rlly 😭😭 love that for u

12. girl same my biggest advice is motivation is a feeling. ur not gonna feel it everyday but u still gotta do it

[agreekdemigod]

why am i so intimidated by this scene that i myself wrote skajdksajkdsak its soo longgg and v important plotwise and i just cant gather enough strength to edit it 😂😂😂😂

[mikavlcs]

Hello dear! There is nothing better than waking up to a new story of yours.

Lol of course does Wednesday think dread and fear are the best feelings ever. She's quite the thrill seeker, isn't she. Also, ngl, when you wake up all startled and your heart is pumping it IS quite a unique and exciting feeling...

Yup. Once again I relate to Wednesday; being forced to interact with people you don't like really is the biggest form of torture there is.

Hey! Don't you dare ignore my best friend Thing! Pay some respect.

Ha, Thing really knows how to get Wednesdays attention. I wonder how much he had to suffer for discovering all the things that upset Wednesday...

Well, Wednesday. If you weren't so busy you would have noticed his message earlier and could have helped already. So what did we learn today? Do not ignore Thing.

Nah, slamming that door isn't humiliating. It just shows how much Wednesday actually cares and really wants to help R. It's a true sign of love and affection.

Damn, the metaphor with three books and language really is chefs kiss. It feels so effortless and flawless!

Aww, Thing joined them. How adorable.

😂 wow. Wednesday really does know how to handle Rs emotions. She probably really did wish to be present for that dream but her honesty and dry sense of humor is very comforting.

I love how gentle Wednesday can be. It clearly isn't her usual behavior but for the people she cares for she doesn't even hesitate to adapt and do everything she can to make them feel better.

"Stuck with my torturous presence" Lol, there's nothing better than that. I wanna be stuck with her too.

😭 how can a literal hand be so adorable and cute!? Thing really is the best ever!

And how gracious of Wednesday to not make fun of these two 🙄

Oh come on! Why punish Thing for helping R!? Nah Wednesday. You better leave him alone or I WILL fight you!

Why you gotta be so stubborn?? Just grab the hand and cuddle already! I know you want to, Wednesday.

Wednesday really is sweet in her own sassy and slightly murderous way. She's just a very special and unique person.

Who knew that Wednesday would be too shy to hold hands while R is still awake. Sneaky bitch is stealing physical contact point when R sleeps. That's so fitting for Wednesday.

This story and your writing in general is fantastic. Tomorrow I'm getting a new tattoo and to pass the time I collected your stories so that I can read them all again. That's how much I love them! I hope you have a great day 💗

hey!

of course she would… i haven’t had a nightmare a longgg time but yeah it’s a unique experience! honestly, it’s a miracle thing even still has all of his fingers at this point.

(i was actually pretty proud of that book metaphor…i was afraid it didn’t make sense, but i still liked it)

i love wednesday’s dry humor, it’s unparalleled in my mind. and the way you’re always willing to go to bat for thing is so funny 😭🙏 wednesday consciously choosing not to make fun of you for something is an act of love! it’s canon<3

good luck with your new tattoo!! i’m happy you like my stories so much, please 💞💖 thank you for reading and taking the time to send this message! your thoughts and comments were entertaining as always<3

[mrkis]

I'm in love with this emoji I don't know why 😂 and I'm good thank you !!

-💩

ngl i haven't used it in a longgg time so i did forget abt it sdjskj but it has genuinely made me laugh so thank you LMAO

[jeinieejanzen]

So there’s this guy who works at Walmart and I know he just loves me cause every time he sees me or even my mom he’ll like jog up to us to say hi and have a small chat. Or he’ll just wave his arms around like a mad man. But this guy came to my store today with his wife and without even saying anything we just looked at each other and knew who we were so he started waving his hands like a mad man and popped his eyes out of his head, it was very sweet but with that being said fuck you Jackie, you lost out on a really who could’ve been a great jr: customers know and love me and will come to the store specifically for me and with this man now knowing where I work I can add that to my tally,

Fuck you Jackie chan

Devil who wears prada

Ooooooo a longgg ass time ago she said to me, cause I told her how I got my name and SHE DAMN WELL ALREADY KNEW. I told her the story of how I got my name and she acted surprised and told me her story. Her dad is a HUGE fleetwood Mac fan, she bought him tickets for the last time they were in or close to our city in AB (for hiding purposes this is the internet ya know). Um but he got sick, and couldn’t attend. Which made em both upset but ya

Can you imagine this is why she hates me, because I’m named after a song her dads favourite band made in 1975? Fuck man 😂😂😂 and no she hates me. She’ll start convos and just be nice to everyone but me, but I’m SO INTIMIDATED by her so that could have an effect. Mm-mm 🤷🏻‍♀️

[kimnjss]

The first fic I think I ever read from you was strawberry kisses after that you became one of my favorite writers on this app❤️

Every fic is always soooo different from the other but just as interesting and creative😩 you always have me so wrapped in these stories that sometimes I be wanting to fight these people😂😂😂😂

To me you’ve come soo far and yet it only feels like last year that I found out about you😭😭😭😭

When I first found strawberry kisses I think bathroom break and not for you were the next fics I read and then I remember you were writing both the jin and hobi fic����

And now 2-3 years later and we’ve just finished the lovely love formula♾, about to get into smokescreen and you have all these other projects line up and I’m super excited🥺❤️

omg stop ittt bc strawberry kisses was my first official fic on here !! (technically it was falling for you - but i started posting that on twitter first) so it's like you've been here from the start i love that :((

im so glad that you've stuck around for this long nd that you've enjoyed all of the works that i've been putting out ! since they come out so close to each other - i'm always worried they'd end up sounding the same - so i'm glad that they don't!

honestly whenever i read my old fics - i can't believe how much my writing has changed??? nd it feels like it hasn't been that longgg!

bathroom break was something else oh my goddd . definitely one of the reasons why i decide to stick with sm aus... it's so hard to keep up with the full length chapters nd honestly writing the texts is way more fun for me !!

you know what - thank you so much for sticking with me through all of my fics - it literally blows my mind that people actually want to read the shit i put together at like five in the morning - nd the fact that you've gone through them all??? i love you :((

[celestie0]

personally if i were mina and i had to hear my bestie suffering bc a man couldn’t decide if he wanted to commit to her i would act so passive aggressive towards him LOL. like i can imagine that once the reader and gojo start dating, it would take mina a longgg time to trust him, and even when she does she’d probably be like “i can see why you guys are together, you make her happy,,,, but if you pull anymore shit again, i’ll ruin your life and make you go missing, ‘kay? 😊”

lol same i cant stand when my friends get upset over men. my whole approach to literally any dating dilemma is “girl just throw the whole man away” 💀💀💀 meanwhile they been together like six yrs or sumn. but obv i know when feelings are involved, alas it’s more complicated than that LOL

as for mina, yea i think she kinda was weary of gojo all the way back in ch6 when reader told her she had feelings for him bc she knows he has a rep for being a player, so she’d keep him in check for sure. plus todo is literally in love w her, n gojo & todo are buddies so 😂😂 she just needs to snap her fingers n todo will handle business LMFAOOO im joking

i actually had a hc that mina n gojo are sorta friends now cuz the three of them (todo, mina & gojo) went day drinking once (it was just supposed to be todo n gojo but todo can’t go anywhere w/out his woman) n they all got drunk n started trauma dumping ✋🏼😭 but yea i mean all the more reason mina wld threaten him if he fucked w reader bc i dont think mina really cares much ab “ohh hes hotshot popular soccer dude so scary” like i think reader gets in her head ab that stuff sometimes but mina’s like “babe ily but he’s just a man. like if he makes u happy im glad but also. hes just a man.”

[thatskepticalbitchcara]

what’s your love language: physical touch 100%

what’s your attachment style: anxious fml

sexual orientation: idk I guess bi but I haven’t dated a guy in a longgg time, strong preference for women

are you out: yes

what typical wlw category does your appearance fall into: femme

what’s your best feature: lol I like myself a lot so i can’t pick just one but eyes, teeth, lips, dimples, butt are the top

are you close with your family: I have brothers and we are all very, very close, I’m super tight with my mom, I haven’t talked to my dad for a few years now

cats or dogs: both but if I had to pick one probably cats

political standing: democrat

what’s your type in a partner: appearance wise I don’t really have a preference but I’m usually attracted to femmes and nice eyes and smiles andddd someone who can match my energy and humor

what age range would you date: mmm like 5ish years older or younger so 22-32 or so

how much money is in your bank account 😏: oh god lol around 20k in checking and 150k in savings but it’s years of saving for a reason. I’m closing on a house in a couple weeks so a lot of it is going to the down payment because MA is notttt cheap. And a few investment accounts/IRAs but I’m too tired to look up what I have in them

do you want kids: 🥴 idk maybe

do you want to get married: I think so

why do you want to date cara:: you’re very funny and sweet, I love your vibes. Idk I just get the feeling we’re a little similar

what’s your sex drive like: high tbh

top or bottom: switch but a little more top

are you into freaky shit: lmaooo I’m open minded I’ll do anything once

favorite season: fall > summer > winter > spring

favorite holiday: Christmas Eve but notttt Christmas Day and 4th of July

is taylor swift fruity: who knows but tbh I’d be shocked if she isn’t

🥰🥰

so first of all i need to point out that the way you said christmas eve and not christmas day?? YES THANK YOU! someone gets it. christmas day has always felt sort of empty and sad to me while christmas eve and the christmas season is warm and comforting.

i feel like we have so much in common ms. pisces 👀👀 and i really love that you have so much confidence in yourself. thank you for saying you like my vibe 🙈😂 i hope it doesn’t disappoint.

and i want to see your cat still 💕

[obscureoperations]

I have a question, if I made him a chocolate dipped marshmallow dessert and injected blood into the marshmallow, do you think Martin would like it? And how would he react?

See this is why I like when you guys ask me this stuff, gotta love your random ideas! I'll admit I woulda never came up with this idea, but its interesting to say the least!

I mean who's blood? Was it yours? If it was, that might be a bit of a problem. He didnt want to take anything from you, you were almost sacred in his eyes. But if it was, you'd just have to explain to him why you made it, you just wanted to make him happy. Martin loved sweets and you knew it, you always enjoyed baking him things. It wasn't rare that he would go to work with a lunch that you packed--at least one sweet creation in the mix. He was so thin, a few indulgences couldn't hurt, you had no idea where you came up with the idea. You collected the blood via one of his syringes that you nick'd. you weren't that put off by pain.

You really didn't want to surprise him at lunch, so you waited till he came round to your house one day. It was clear that you had been baking. Pots and pans all over the counter, the sweet smell of vanilla in the air. He looked at a kid in a candy store when you evxplained just what you were doing. You needed to find your niche, your own signature creation--- so you were just doing...all of this. He was already washing his hands, eager to help. "What have you done so far?"

"Well, I've made home made fudge, Im going to be using it on the strawberries later, I already have the filling set for the cheese cake. I've added lemon, I think that might give it an extra kick... oh, and a zest of orange."

He loved to watch you work. It was clear that you were passonite about cooking. The way you flittered effortlessly about the kitchen-- seemingly attending to dozens of things all at once. He enjoyed seeing you so happy, doing something that you actually loved. The fact that he got to be the guinea pig to your confections was only an added bonus.

"Now... I've made you something." You announce as you waltz over to the fridge. "Made me something?" "Yeah, it's special... just for you... try it." You offer over a black shiney plate with some sort of chocolate dipped confection resting in the center. It was small, cylinder shaped, there was even a faint dust of powder sugar over the top. He eyes it suspiciously as you barely contain your grin. "Is this some sort of an edible? I already told you, I don't mess with that stuff."

"Noo! not at all. I dont want to spoil the surprise, but its your right to know. I-- its the filling. You know how one of your syringes went missing. I--"

The wheels were already starting to spin in his head. Did you really? "I took it because I had an idea. I know that you dont want to drink from me... and thats fine. I just... I just wanted to make something that you'd really like. If you don't want it thats okay."

" You did this just for me?" he whispers, eyes still transfixed on the plate. He didnt want things to escalate once he got a taste. If that happened, he had no idea what he would do. He knew he would never hurt you extensively... but just the mere though of being out of control he was already starting to shake.

"I did... I just thought you might like it, but if you think it might be a bad idea---"

"No! no... I love it... thank you. "

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He loves it most definitely. The main reason he was hesitant was that he thought the taste alone would trigger the urge. He would never actively drink from you as much as he might want to. It was something about the presentation. The familiar taste and ions, but it was almost frozen. He couldn't feel the warm liquid coating his tongue, dripping down his chin seeping onto the bed. There was no strange animalistic urge for more. There was just a closeness that he couldnt describe. You actually went out and made this just for him.