#Why is the doomship so unsafe for children holy flip Kooky you should go to jail for designing that

[fountainpenguin]

I'm having a Mario DIC cartoons relapse... oh my gosh, I forgot how much I love this disaster eldest child who never showers, eats nothing but fried foods and candy, and passes out during the day because he stays up all night working on incredible science advancements, just for his dad to sarcastically call him "smartypants" or say he's "smarter than he looks." Sir, your son is a Frankenstein University graduate- show some respect!!

His dad invited him to the Real World - where Koopas can use power-ups and humans can't - and all he wanted was french fries... Yes prince, give us everything!!

Look at this fun early art from the writer's bible... I love him...

Kooky watching his dad make A Mistake:

The face of two children who just voted against their dad in the ruler election:

He:

Every time I remember that Bully "has a gang, but no one will join it," it just cracks me up. And you can pry the "Kootie Pie and Bigmouth are each other's BFF" scenes from my cold dead hands...

Also, what do you mean Cheatsy gave himself writer's cramp by copying too many tests during reform school? That's so funny... Does he, like, wear a splint for that? And I'm sorry- What do you MEAN the twins are the most magically powerful koopalings? They're 6! Run that by me again??