#Why doesn't everyonedo this

[uberguber89]

I think a great compromise between the rule-of-cool and the rule of you're-being-a-pedantic-asshole-fuck-you is: the spell works (....?), but as described in the first comment, you blood and bones and nerves get 'purified' away, and they are polymorphed into a delicious, healthy sandwich.... For the duration of the spell, and once the spell wears off (don't tell anyone it's gonna wear off. Let them sweat it a little.) Or if they dispel it somehow, they turn back to normal, suitably disturbed and disinclined to try it again.

Ruling request

So, your bard has been poisoned, and you don’t know cure poison! But! What you do know is purify food and drink. So, you put a slice of bread on their back and then another on their stomach. Now your bard is some kind of meat sandwich, and you can use purify food and drink to cure them. Valid, yes or no? Mod Pencil