#Who said that

[deviant-kl700]

HA THISNIS GREAT

they would Not get along

[xobunni0]

[ifr1t]

Jayce is stronger than me because I would’ve pulled down Viktors pants and shown Piltover a real glorious evolution

[julezo]

listen i love Jason todd and his muscles just as much as the next mentally ill teenager but there’s a few distinctly non-cannon variants that i love me

for example: Jason todd, still huge and hulking, but with a stupidly thin waist. so comically thin it’s either the genetic lottery win of all time or an illness

to make it interpersonally impactful: jason todd is still bulky and muscular and tall, but in one of the quiet moments after reuniting with the bats, he discovers he is still shorter than bruce, and less than half an inch shorter than Dick. he does not mention it. they figure it out anyways.

bummer.

a potential variant on that: jason todd, having gone through the lazarus pit but for some reason not gaining the same huge muscles as in canon, is only naturally taller and only slightly more muscular (due to his league training). he comes back home and is immediately horrified. Tim Drake is taller than him. Tim Drake is stronger than him. He may be faster and meaner but Tim Drake had proper access to food growing up!!!

the horror.

[bash-js]

i joked on discord about you drawing me making out with him but its not a joke anymore teehee

Can we have Bunnysuit Nari please my favourite person ever in the whole wide world please please pretty please qué capricho 🥹👉👈

He's not enthusiastic about it … but here you go

[mayngosoup]

fucking that twink in positions we dont even have names for

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[thecoyotescry]

thinking about giving them all children at the moment so I’m reblogging this again 🫶🏻

someone with more talent writing elaborate on these because my peanut sized brain can’t give you anything more than like a paragraph max lol

Okay okay! Nobody asked, but I’ll tell you my thoughts anyway.

Dad Bad Omens (or Dad Omens, if you will 😋). Here’s how it goes in my brain (don’t take this to heart if you don’t want to lol idk)

Noah has 2 kids. First, a baby boy who is his twin and wants to be just like him. Then a baby girl who still looks like him, but has all the mannerisms and personality of mama.

Jolly is a girl dad through and THROUGH. 3 or 4 little girls, all with long, luscious locks like him. Constantly begging him to join their tea parties and letting them paint his nails, no questions asked.

Nicholas has 3 kids. Girl, boy, girl. All cutie artistic babies who love animals like their dad. His girls are soft spoken like him and his middle child is your stereotypical insane 2nd child who’s not afraid of anything (and that scares Nicky lol).

Folio is boy dad coded. 2 twin boys who he loves to take fishing with him, play sports with, and shares his love of music with them. They probably grow up to be in a band together or motor bike enthusiasts or something.

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

[pissmamiii]

anyone want fall in love with me already and have the filthiest, soul merging sex everyday of our lives

[xobunni0]

[antisolanum]

There's absolutely no reason there couldn't have been a female primarch given that Amar Astarte is just as much the primarchs' mother as the Emperor is their father, and it would be hilarious and good if male applicants got a kind of primarch HRT from the female primarch's gene-seed

Twitter commission, Donna Troy (WonderGirl) as one of my Moon Maidens

[notherpuppet]

Day 4: Bonding 🍎 🦌

[beetle-beep]

yeahg...

[twinky-loserboy]

having a crush is so embarrassing like. oh shit sorry I accidentally thought about you being my boyfriend. I wont do it- oh shit sorry. I. Did it again. Oh fuck sorry i. i thought about kissing you on accident fuck. sorry. oh shit i just thought about us holding hands sorry bro. i am forcibly removed from the stage by several bodyguards.

[notmichealangelo]

Learning how to draw these mfs