#Who needs Daedric artifacts this Bosmer weapon made of deer nuts and nirnroot does more damage
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People will never stop buying into this garbage because you can't even make them realize Skyrim is just a box filled with thirty kinds of vendor trash and a new slightly better weapon every fifteen minutes, how can you make them realize that the only reason these games are so unique is because Bethesda actively tried to murder any company making them
HAAAAANK! DON'T PREORDER STARFIELD! YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE FULL OF BUGS ON DAY ONE! HANK YOU KNOW THEY CAN'T FILL 1000 PLANETS WITH CONTENT IT'S ALL GONNA BE GENERIC MISSIONS! HAAAAAAANK!!!!!!
#Actually true tho Skyrim is made in a way to treat you like a lab rat with a neurode wired to your brain#Thats why the entire game revolves around systems that render builds and player choice worthless#Who needs Daedric artifacts this Bosmer weapon made of deer nuts and nirnroot does more damage#Skyrim#Bethesda#Elder Scrolls#Star Field#Oblivion was pretty okay but Morrowind is the last time ESO was good#The reason why the modding scene for Skyrim so big is that the unfilling game leaves their little brains seeking pleasure that isnt there#Thats why skyrim braindrainers always end up installing the bimbo mods#Thanks for coming to my tag talk
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