#Which mind you their “enemies” (aka criminals weary of getting outted by them) have 100% tried doing.

[ominous-feychild]

✦ OC Felony Bingo ✦

As a writer whose characters are ADDICTED to crimes, I absolutely had to do this the moment I saw it! (Aka, thank you @the-golden-comet for the tag!)

The only SaS character who's getting this treatment is Crow, since they're the only MC who's really committed crimes (I mean Freya does while on the run, but hush).

The Arcane Rifts is getting callout cards on Tazin, Gene, and Mislav. I'm going to be grabbing the post-book 2 versions of their characters for this!

TAZIN

I want to clarify: the only reason Tazin didn't commit the other crimes is because he hasn't had the chance to.

Also, question: does it count as animal cruelty to abuse your crush's secret ex-boyfriend who's distinctly inhuman and is, in fact, comparable to a satyr? If yes, he's done it. If no, he's probably found another way to fill that box.

GENE

Unsurprisingly, Kavo's infamous crime duo, Volos and Svarog, have committed basically all of the same crimes! Unfortunately due to racial discrimination, Svarog wouldn't have been able to get away with police impersonation and/or identity theft, so Volos had to do it for him.

(Side note: referring to him as Volos has reminded me why Green is one of the colors I associate with Gene, haha. Unfortunately, his ex-boyfriend has that color taken so. Sorry, Volos.)

MISLAV

Aaaand here we have Mislav! Two bingos for our resident berserker!

And last but not least...

CROW

Sorry this is hard to read, I didn't have any more colors besides yellow and I don't think that would've been much better (just worse in a different way). Besides--I think it's more than fitting for them tbh! Crow's crimes are still undiscovered and unassociated with them to this day!

Also, I just want to say, it amuses me to no end that one of the few crimes Crow hasn't committed is treason. Of all things! That's what my characters are best at committing!

(Also there's other reasons I find it funny that I will not be sharing at this time.)

Tagging (with no pressure): @the-letterbox-archives @yourpenpaldee @honeybewrites @darkandstormydolls @just-emis-blog

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