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Increasingly drunk Eurovision thoughts
1) Israel He can't sing, like straight up this sounds like ass. He's cute tho 2/10 2) Poland She sounds like Anastacia. This whole song sounds like Anastacia. It belongs in the early 2000's. For Eurovision standards, thus, it's super modern 5/10 3) Belarus Boring cheese fest and they look like they're in a weird sex cult but it's not the worst I guess 4.5/10 4) Austria I wanna punch him in the face even tho he's the little Dreamworks boy who's fishing from the moon 3/10 5) Armenia If her voice was stronger this could've been cool but now we're left with annoying camera work and stupid dancing anyway it's kinda interesting still 5/10 6) The Netherlands We're serving up glittery boring stuff this year but they can actually sing pretty ok together I guess and compared to the rest so far it's decent 7/10 7) Moldova Hey it's Draco Malfoy! They should've replaced everyone with the sax guy this whole song should've been sax 6/10 8) Hungary Monotonous and in a foreign language so all I hear is derpaderpaderpa. And... oh, no, honey, don't rap, honey no 2/10 9) Italy He looks like an Italian Adam Sandler I hate him already. Song is decent(!!!!). Also that gay rainbow gorilla I love him 7.5/10 10) Denmark She also can't sing and there's no glitter in her dress boo she shouldn't even go here 2/10 11) Portugal Sounds like a Disney princess, acts like the cute animal sidekick. This song is super super super boring it's hardly a song what 3/10 12) Azerbaijan Lorde on helium. I like her look and the song is not bad apart from the fact that she pronounces it skillie-ton 8/10 13) Croatia Oh my fucking god this is fucking amazing I am PISSING MYSELF this is tje funniest shit this will go down in Eurovision history as an ICONIQUE SONG 10 out of motherfucking 10 14) Australia Why is he wearing his coat is he cold also why is this so boring I want Croatia back boo 2/10 15) Greece The hilarious wet naked dancers >>>>>> this song. She pretty tho 4/10 16) Spain So like... Lazy Song by Bruno Mars but then sung by Spanish surfer dudes who need like 10x more marijuana to make this sound at least a bit cool 3.5/10 17) Norway The adventures of Not Daft Punk and M'lady Fedora. This is not a Eurovision song boo where is my glitter 2/10 18) UK It's a song I guess 4/10 19) Cyprus The light effects are cool but this song sucks yawn 3/10 20) Romania If anyone ever asks "what is white culture?" send them the youtube clip of this performance because this is it whiter than mayonnaise on white bread 5/10 21) Germany This is literally Titanium but if Sia was the worst singer ever 1/10 22) Ukraine Who invited Good Charlotte to this party? Also this is not a Eurovision song it needs 20x more masks and yelling about prophets of false 2.5/10 23) Belgium Meep morp the Eurovision robot. Poor thing so nervous. The song is actually a nice song but also Not Eurovision 7/10 24) Sweden Shit I want to punch him so bad, he's like the stereotype ~my papa has twelve porsches~ type asshole. Also he's way too white to be a pretend Bruno Mars 3/10 25) Bulgaria He's like 12 shouldn't it be bedtime for him? The song is nice actually, not bad for a 9-year old 7.5/10 26) France Also this is a song. Her dress is short but there's glitter at least 4/10 The hosts Boo they suck I miss Mans and Love Love Peace Peace
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A music playlist and a headset. These are one of my essentials whenever I want to relax and chill, or whenever I’m bored. Music is life so as a certified music lover, I always want to have a bunch of good music in my playlist.
So, for today’s blog, I’m going to give you the list of the 100 songs in my playlist. What I usually download are songs from Spotify which are all hits. Too bad my last download of new songs was months ago so I guess my playlist is not updated anymore, but, I’m looking forward to go back to downloading as soon as I get rid of being busy with some stuffs. LOL.
Without further ado, here is my playlist with the name of the singer or band who sang it. If you want to listen to these songs, you can search it on Spotify or you can also watch the music videos on Youtube. Happy listening!
1. 2U - David Guetta ft. Justin Beiber
2. 24K Magic - Bruno Mars
3. All Night - The Vamps
4. All Time Low - Jon Bellion
5. All We Know - The Chainsmokers
6. At My Best - Machine Gun Kelly ft. Hailee Steinfield
7. Attention - Charlie Puth
8. Back To You - Louis Tomlinson ft. Bebe Rexha
9. Bad Things - Machine Gun Kelly, Camila Cabello
10. Be The One - Dua Lipa
11. Believer - Imagine Dragons
12. Body To Body - Mike Perry ft. Imani Williams
13. Bom Bidi Bom - Nick Jonas, Nicki MInaj
14. By Your Side - Jonas Blue
15. Call On Me - Starley
16. Castle On The Hill - Ed Sheeran
17. Chained To The Rhythm - Katy Perry
18. Code Blue - Tje Dream
19. Cold - Maroon 5
20. Despacito - Justin Beiber ft. Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee
21. Don’t Leave - Snakeships and MO
22. Don’t Wanna Know - Maroon 5
23. Down - Marian Hill
24. Galway Girl - Ed Sheeran
25. Golden Youth - Leroy Styles ft. Anjulie
26. Good Life - G-Eazy, Kehlani
27. Green Light - Lorde
28. Handful of Gold - Cazzette ft. Jones
29. Happier - Ed Sheeran
30. Hear Me Now - Alok, Bruno Martini
31. Heavy - Linkin Park ft. Kiiara
32. Helium - Sia
33. History - Olivia Holt
34. How Far I’ll Go - Alessia Cara
35. Hypnotised - Coldplay
36. I Don’t Wanna Live Forever - Zayn Malik, Taylor Swift
37. I Feel It Coming - The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk
38. I Would Like - Zara Larsson
39. I’m The One - DJ Khaled ft. Justin Beiber, Quavo, Chance The Rapper, Lil Wayne
40. Ispy - Kyle ft. Lil Yachty
41. It Ain’t Me - Kygo, Selena Gomez
42. It’s Gotta Be You - Isaiah
43. Juju On That Beat - Zay Hilfigerrr, Zayion McCall
44. Just Hold On - Steve Aoki, Louis Tomlinson
45. Liability - Lorde
46. Lies In The Dark - Tove Lo
47. Lighthouse - Hearts & Colors
48. Location - Khalid
49. Lot To Learn - Luke Christopher
50. Love Me Now - John Legend
51. Make Me (Cry) - Noah Cyrus ft. Labrinth
52. Mama - Jonas Blue ft. William Singe
53. No More Sad Songs - Little Mix ft. Machine Gun Kelly
54. No Promises - Cheat Codes ft. Demi Lovato
55. Not Afraid Anymore - Halsey
56. Not Going Home - DVBBS & CMC$ ft. Gia Koka
57. Now Or Never - Halsey
58. One Woman Man - John Legend
59. Paris - The Chainsmokers
60. Passionfruit - Drake
61. Passport Home - JP Cooper
62. Plot Twist - Marc E. Bassy ft. Kyle
63. Pray - JRY ft. Rooty
64. Reminding Me - Shawn Hook ft. Vanesssa Hudgens
65. Rockabye - Clean Bandit ft. Sean Paul and Anne Marie
66. Run Up - Major Lazer ft. PARTYNEXTDOOR and Nicki Minaj
67. Say You Won’t Let Go - James Arthur
68. Scared To Be Lonely - Martin Garrix, Dua Lipa
69. Setting Fires - The Chainsmokers
70.. Shape Of You - Ed Sheeran
71 Shout Out To My Ex - Little Mix
72. Sign Of The Times - Harry Styles
73. Solo Dance - Martin Jensen
74. Something Just Like This - The Chainsmokers, Coldplay
75. Stay - Zedd, Alessia Cara
76. Steady 1234 - Vice ft. Jasmine Thompson and Skizzy Mars
77. Still Got Time - Zayn Malik ft. PARTYNEXTDOOR
78. Strip That Down - Liam Payne ft. Quavo
79. Superpowers - SAARA
80.. Swalla - Jason Derulo ft. Nicki Minaj and Ty Dolla $ign
81 Symphony - Clean Bandit ft. Zara Larsson
82. TG4M - Zara Larsson
83. That’s What I Like - Bruno Mars
84. The Cure - Lady Gaga
85. The Mack - Nevada ft. Mark Morrison and Fetty Wap
86. The One - The Chainsmokers
87. The Other - Lauv
88. The Scientist - Corinne Bailey Rae
89. There For You - Martin Garrix, Troye Sivan
90. There’s Nothing Holdin’ Me Back - Shawn Mendes
91. Thunder - Imagine Dragons
92. Touch - Little Mix
93. Trust Nobody - Cashmere Cat ft. Selena Gomez and Tory Lanez
94. Versace On The Floor - Bruno Mars
95. Wake Up Where You Are - State Of Sound
96. Where The Love Goes - Anjulie ft. Oskar Flood
97. Whippin’ - Kiiara ft. Felix Snow
98. Words - Daya
99. When You’re Gone - Verite
100. Weak - AJR
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