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bathroomgirl0024 · 1 year ago

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Makakuma ask thing:

🖤 How did you meet & first impressions?

🤍 Overall opinions of Makan, nowadays?

🖤 Fav memory with her?

Oh, the questions are about the freak.

Well, looks like people already knew about that stuff, huh. That long-ass post I made wasn’t even necessary, I explained all that for nothing... <( _ _ )>

Well, whatever, let’s get on with ‘em. Can’t keep my wonderful fans waiting, y‘know! o(*￣︶￣*)o

Oh and uh, they're under this thing below, cause the person said to do this if the answers were too long.

Question 1: How did you meet & first impressions?

My memories are a bit foggy when I first became unfortunate enough to meet her. But, I remember our first meeting went something like this…

So, first, I woke up and found myself in this bedroom. It was a pretty normal bedroom, nothing really interesting about it. But, well, it made me a bit confused. I was somewhere that *wasn’t* Hope’s Peak Academy, and I wasn’t laying on the floor like in the middle of the trial grounds either. I was on some kinda computer desk (there was a computer there that looked like an older model, this person should really upgrade their stuff!) in the far back of the room, and I was also sitting on a cushion on said table. There was a pillow on my back too. So at least this person, whoever it was, took care of me being comfortable... is what I would say if I wasn’t tied up. I uh, couldn’t move at all (Well, except for my legs, so I could still kinda move *around*, I guess).

So, seeing the change in location and position, I tried calling out to somehow lucky bastard that brought me all the way from Hope’s Peak Academy to their own house and had survived everything in between. Y’know, the “War for the sake of war” happening out there? All that despair this person made their way through to bring me here successfully without them turning into a smear on the concrete? Yeah…

And it seemed like I didn’t even need to call for them, cause they were hiding right underneath the table! Yup, that’s right! This person poked their head over the table, looked at me, then ducked back under like I was a blood-thirsty killer that was gonna jump at them! (Even though I was just sitting there tied up…)

Oh yeah, they were also wearing a helmet in the shape of my adorable head, too. Kind of like the ones everyone else out there’s wearing right now. You guys should really try the Monokuma™ masks, y’know! They’re dangerously cute, just like yours truly! Plus, they could help with keeping your face hidden, for when you’ve got a pimple on your face that you’re *really* insecure about.

Well, except this person’s mask didn’t… work as intended, cause they easily removed it and placed it on the desk a few moments after I called out to them again (I wonder if they somehow did something to it…).

And then... the freak finally shows herself, slowly rising from the underneath the desk, arm resting over the desk as if she pulled herself over a cliff… staring at me like a beast in the night, moments before pouncing on her prey (Well, if said beast had the most nervous look on their face) ...and asked me a question that shocked me to my very core…

“…A-Are you real…?”

Yes, she really did ask me that. I mean, what do ya think? I’m right here in front of you and you’re talking to me right now (you brought me here, mind you…), and I’m pretty sure I heard you bump your head under the desk a few minutes ago (she did, btw), so I think that counts as enough proof that this isn’t a dream. But, I guess it’s to up you to decide whether you believe it or not...

After that surprising (and frankly stupid) question, she got up from her hiding spot, which let me see what the rest of her looks like. (And jeez, talk about terrible fashion sense...) Then she glanced at me for a second and walked out of the room, saying she “had something to do”. I guess that “something” was her standing at the door like an idiot, cause I heard a lot banging and mumbling coming from the other side. (The house was reeeaally *not* soundproof, I’d probably give it a 3 outta 5 stars, if it wasn’t for the freak being there, so I’m giving it a zero!) After a while, she came back in the room, went “O-oh, uh, sorry about tying you up, btw!” (her excuse was “so that I didn’t kill her the moment I saw her”, I’m surprised I haven’t killed you at all yet), and finally introduced herself and began to explain everything...

Her name was “Makan”, no last name or anything. It’s like her parents didn’t even bother with giving her an actual name and just made a bunch of sounds until it kinda made sense (It also almost sounds like a specific someone else’s name, but with a letter change…). She was some random ass girl that blah blah blah has nothing that note-worthy about her to talk of. She didn’t even have a damn talent! (In fact, she *didn‘t*even know about Hope‘s Peak academy existed before the killing school life broadcasts! Good for her, I guess…) Which makes it even more damn confusing as to how she survived bringing me here without atleast missing any limbs and whatnot! Did some other jackass help her? There’s no way someone that stupid and incompetent could survive all that! How the hell is she even *ALIVE*?!

Well, whatever, I’ll think about that some other day. I’ve got a lot better ways to spend my time then thinking about that freak anyways, like answering these questions… which are also about the freak… ugh... (I’m still on one, too… (⊙_⊙;) ) Anyway, she proceeded to tell me about how she’s going to be taking care of me and that I was going to “change for the better” AKA suffer for the rest of my time there with her in boredom. Which, of course, pissed me off to hell and back, Which pissed me off to hell and back, of course, but amused me at the same time, as well. You? Change me? Some normal “girl next door” who’s lacking in everything including brains, thinks you’ve got it all it takes to convert the very face of despair to a cheerful, happy hopeful loser like you? How laaaaaaame! You really think you could woo me into turning into what you think makes someone a “Good person”? How stupid of you! It’s so stupid that… that it’s almost sounds kinda funny! Puhuhuhu, good luck with that, LMAO!

You also might be wondering what her motives behind trying to change me would be. Probably something like “I’m gonna defeat ultimate hope by forcefully changing the very face of despair to hope! Then I’ll get super popular and everyone will love me!” or anything else than what this bastard had.

But, nope! Her motive was… Nothing. She just wanted a boyfriend, that’s all.

Yup, You heard that right, A BOYFRIEND!! I couldn’t believe my own ears when I heard her say that…Even though she tried to retract it by saying that “that’s not what she meant to say” and that she “is only just giving me another chance at redemption, that’s all” and whatever gibberish of an excuse came out of her mouth at that time. Well, too late, idiot! I heard what you said, and I’m never gonna forget it! Should’ve just kept you’re mouth shut the whole time, or just not brought me to your house at all, moron!

And jeeeeeeez! Talk about desperate, am I right?! Cause this girl would’ve won 1st place in how much of a loser one could be if you’re asking out a *bear* of all things out. I know I‘m pretty charismatic, handsome and sexy and all, but really? It’s not like I’d even think of choosing her either. She sucks in every damn category! I bet even anyone as desperate as her would choose her either!

Ah, anyways, after hearing what could probably be considered the worst crap I‘ve ever heard in my entire ursine life (And it didn’t come of out Makoto Naegi’s mouth this time, looks like you’ve got competition, Ultimate luck- oh, I mean, Mr. Ultimate hope...) I tried to attack the freak by jumping of the desk and straight at her, except it didn’t work as intended because I usually attack with my claws and they were restrained, and she dodged and caught me so, uh... that was embarrassing. Ahaha... (and somehow, the bomb that was inside me was gone?! How the heck did this bastard even do that?!)

W-well, after that, the bastard grabbed me, asking if I was hurt, for some reason. Then said she’ll untie me if I promise not to kill here on the spot, to which I thought that maybe, *maybe* it could be interesting to see this loser try to bring change in me or whatever, and see if she succeeds or not. And so, I gave in...

Which brings up to the present, and as you can tell, I can’t tell if it *is* or *isn’t* ... Why the heck did I even agree with it anyway, that’s the worst decision I’ve made in my entire life! I wanna sucker punch... who long has it been? Past me into next year...

So yeah, that was our faithful “meet cute”, if you could call it that… onto the next question!! (≧∇≦)ﾉ

Question 2: Overall opinions of Makan, nowadays?

Eh, I still hate her. She’s the same as how she was from the beginning. A normal, boring girl with a boring personality, plain looks, and absolutely irritating to hang around. Smells like cheap perfume, has *awful* fashion sense, really unconfident, and a *super* obnoxious and annoying bastard that always makes me feel like my circuits are gonna overload just by talking to her!She’s always so damn clingy and keeps spouting the most sickeningly sweet things about me to the point that it makes me want to throw up! Did I mention that she‘s also *super* boring too? She always makes us do the same thing every single day and makes everything feel like it’s going on for even *longer* than eternity. And every time I even look at her, she always flashes this disgusting smile at me like I’m some cute boy that she’s got a crush on.

Oh, wait, that’s what I am now, isn‘t it...? I’m just some random girl’s plaything now, huh... I’m surprised I haven't snapped at this point, cause every freaking day fells like pure torture... to the point the freak herself noticed it and kinda tried to snap me out of it by asking me dumb questions about myself and tried talking about despair with me and also always asks me if I’m comfortable or not and always cooks and takes really good care of me and buys me whatever as gifts and keeps saying that she loves me and whatnot...

She’s so weird! Moving on...

Question 3: Fav memory with her?

Now *this* is a tricky question. Hmm...

I don’t, um… usually keep any memories of the freak, because most of the time it’s either just us doing some average, boring activity together, or her being embarrassingly stupid like always (or is it “stupidly embarrassing?”) So I can’t *really* give much of an answer…

But, I can’t just leave this unanswered! My fans will be upset if I do… ~_~ So, I guess I can share this one moment I had with her, that I *could* probably consider my favorite...

So, it was night-time (don’t remember the specific hour and minutes), and I was about to get some shuteye in the warm and cozy bed of… well, it was the freak’s bed. And speaking of the freak, she was there right beside me, on the bed, under the blankets, staring at the ceiling with a blank face (At least it’s better that those dumb smiles she keeps giving me). And, uh… that was mostly my fault, because, um…

L-look! I-I wanted to ask her something, and, w-well, she usually sleeps on the floor (she‘s got a lot of quilts, for some reason. Can’t expect any less from someone who spent most of their life sleeping anyways. Not that I really expect anything from her anyways...) and I was too tired to hear her from there so I called her up, okay?! You bastards better not get the wrong idea or anything, alright?! There!

Anyways, where was I again... Oh yeah, I wanted to ask the freak a question. So, I asked her “Hey, why do ya like me so much, anyways?” And she looked at me for a second, looked at the ceiling, and then proceeded to explain all the reason of she well, liked me.

They were mostly pretty generic reasons, like how I’m super cute and pretty and all. Stuff I’m already aware of, and I’ve heard a bunch of times already.

Then, out of nowhere, I hear sniffs and whimpering, which then slowly turned into full on crying. These noises were coming from right beside me on bed.

The freak was crying like a toddler that lost her mommy in a mall, curling up and covering her face with her hands, (and phew, I’m so glad she doing that, she’s a real ugly crier, y‘know. No wonder she likes ice cream so much!) how sad! :(

Well, I guess that simile kinda relates, considering she was crying about how she was scared about all the tragedy stuff happening out there, and me dying, apparently? (I thought she was more concerned about having a boyfriend than her life being on the line...), something about loneliness and stuff? I wasn’t really listening. But, y’know... I almost kinda felt bad. A sad, lost girl, stuck in a world in ruin, too dangerous and too dull to venture into and find someone she could trust... how bear-y, bear-y sad...!

And how bear-y, bear-y ANNOYING! Jeez, do you really have to whine that loudly while I’m about to get my beauty sleep? It hurts my soft and sensitive little ears!

Well, puhuhu... I do have to admit though, seeing her cry in pain *was* kinda entertaining though, if I wasn’t too tired to deal with that at the moment. Having to live in existential boredom really does a number on ya...

So, being the nice bear that I am (I’m made of 50% kindness, y’know!), I pulled her head into a hug, while being careful not to get her gross on my pristine fur, and slowly caressed her head while she pathetically apologised for crying. How sweet of me! ^_____^

You might be asking, “what's so good about this memory, Monokuma?”, Well, my lovely audience, it’s related to a little thing the freak said, while bawling like a baby. She said something about how *I* was “her only hope”.

I’ve never been someone’s “hope” before, I’ve always been the very symbol of despair for everyone, so it was kinda interesting to be referred to that by someone, especially someone that wasn‘t even fond of despair to begin with, y’know.

Don’t think of the many possibilities *that* can create? Puhuhuhuhu...

So yeah, that was the one moment Makan was *interesting* to me for once, compared to how she usually is.

And, that’s all the questions we had for today! Honestly, it’s been really refreshing to get a chance to complain about the freak to someone, even for a second. I’m so glad I got to share how much she sucks!

Anyways, feel free to send in some more interesting question that you’d like to ask Monokuma himself! I’ll be eager to answer any and all of them!!

But thats's all for today now! See ya! ( ﾟдﾟ)つ Bye

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