#What?!?

[selfishpresley]

he did it for the nookie

[anths-girl]

Sooo...does anyone else have an issue where, when you post something, and TAG it accordingly...said post DOESN'T show up in SAID TAGS?!?

This is frustrating and stupid!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[shiftingwithmars]

DIOR MAKES MUSIC?!(

[askalampanything]

can the airy be fed cement now

..No?!?

[sweepinguptheemeraldbar]

Uhm... help?

[morning-coffee-brewed-it-forya]

Ok but this has made me even more conflicting.

Because on one hand; wow what a good scene, not only is the acting perfection, but the writing THIS is book Jesper and book Inej, it actually seams like the writers understand these characters and their bond. It’s so good!

But one the other hand; they deleted this scene. That’s not the writers fault (I think) but someone on that crew took one look at this amazing emotional scene that represents both characters so well and said “nah let’s cut it” ????

And I’m not sure if that gives me hope or makes me scared for the potential soc spin-off

[mollywog]

"Yes, and I remember how it smelled! We had company, too. I don't think Theodore ever fully forgave me. I thought that had been forgotten years ago. Is anything ever forgotten? Can people ever live anything down? The honours are to you, Mercy, but I must get square with somebody. Junius Penhallow, do you remember--since Mercy has started digging up the past--how drunk you were at your wedding?"

Yes yes yes, let the record show that Mercy was the one who started this. 🤨

[klutzyroses]

Already?!?!?!

[sometimes-i-make-mcr-fanart]

So I just found this out

[nami-moittli]

I’m sorry, WHAT? You’re telling me that Taiyo and Mutsumi got to baby making SO SOON?!?!

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

the new Dreamworks Trolls movie came out. I have not cared about that shit since late highschool, and only ever cared at ALL bc it was good shitpost material for a few months

but I'm sorry.

the plot is

WHAT?!!

THE VILLAINS ARE *WHO*?!??!

[scarletcomet]

just read a YouTube comment where someone said their favorite version of Epiphany is the Johnny Depp version

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[mi1kw33d-2]

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock