#What do you mean this isnt how Evelyn and Phillip first met?

[sleepyhoneybunn]

(Kind of based on this TikTok I love lol: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT81nC88c/ )

Evelyn and Phillip do not get along at all. Not that it was a surprise to anyone tbh.

And Evelyn finds it extremely entertaining to get Phillip angry, much to the dismay of Caleb of course. And I headcannon Evelyn to be Caleb's height or maybe a tiny bit taller than him, while Phillip is a few inches shorter than Evelyn. He's not that much shorter than her, but it's an easy jab for Evelyn to make.

Caleb is failing at not laughing at his wife roasting his brother-