#Wesley's theory

[genderick-lamar]

I really wish I could experience listening to this song for the first time again

[phaetonea]

every time i listen to wesley's theory i have an out of body experience. how did kendrick make a song so perfect? and its the OPENING TRACK to an even more perfect album? im ill

[umbrellagoaway]

WHAT CHU WANT?

YOU A HOUSE?

YOU A CAR?

40 ACERS AND A MULE?

A PIANO?

A GUTAR?

ANYTHING!

SAY MY NAME IS UNCLE SAM/LUCY IM YOUR DAWG

MOTHERFUCKER YOU COULD LIVE AT THE MALL

[cupidsvzq]

wesley's theory by kendrick lamar is such a good song

[21stcenturyschizoidcat]

At first I did love you Now I just wanna fuck Late nights thinkin' of you Until I get my nut

Toss and turn Lesson learned You was my first girlfriend Bridges burned All across the board Destroyed And what for?

[ouran1a]

YEAHHH U WRITE FOR CHUBBY READERS ? may you write something about pete with a chubby s/o ? sfw or nsfw is fineee

mmph this is so late i’m so sorry babycakes :(

18+, afab reader, pete is a short mf with tiny hands, blood/marking, technically autoerotic asphyxiation hehe

y’all i used fuck like a million times i’m SORRY. like=fuck for me idk idk idk idk

everything with pete is so fucking messy and he fucking loves it.

kisses are filled with nipping and spit and moans, greedy little hands always roaming and groping and pinching and squishing, sex was full of screaming and tears and cum and blood,

but you sitting on his face might be his favorite.

thick thighs shaking and covered in ugly fucking yellow and purple bruises and bites, blood still leaking from the deep teeth marks he’d left, your cunt just centimeters away from his hooked nose and salivating mouth, your blood and slick still shining on his cracked lips.

He scoffed quietly at your hovering, landing a heavy swat to your ass and relishing in the breathy gasp you let out, “‘s called face-sitting, ma, not this shit yer doin’” he chided. his tone was so fucking smug and arrogant, hands warm as he pinched and squeezed the pockets of chub along your hips, thumbs pushing down on your hanging tummy while he tried to drag you down to actually sit in his face.

you squirmed, body vibrating with an intoxicating mix of pleasure and dull pain, your flushed face was pulled into a grimace, baby hairs stick to your sweat slicked skin, “don’t wanna fucking break you neck, baby..” another smack to your ass, god that one was gonna leave a welt. pete yanked in your hips again, internally fuming at the fact he couldn’t force your hips down with just his brute strength, “i’ll bite yer fuckin’ clit off if you don’t” another hard yank, you drop just a bit more, “sit th’fuck down,”

seconds pass and you stay still hovering, so naturally, pete’s mouth starts running, “fuckin’ tease.” he snarled, angling his head up to nip and lick at your puffy cunt lips, “gonna touch n’ rub all up on me then pussy out when ‘m right fuckin’” he nudged your clit with his nose, grinning like a fucking maniac at your soft moan, feeling your thighs give a bit more, “hmm— ‘m right here, don’t fuckin’ keep my pussy from me,”

his voice was muffled by your thighs and yet it it still felt like he was talking right in your fucking ear, “jus’ cause your lame ass ex couldn’t man up n’ eat this fat cunt don’t mean i won’t,” pinching just above the inside of your knees, pete gets you just lost enough to finally sit you down in him, moaning like a bitch at the feeling of your full weight pressing in him.

immediately, you’re gasping and yanking at that short black hair, you can feel his nose smushed against the sensitive little bundle of nerves and his tongue slotted as deep as he can get it in you, you can still hear his fucking slurping and sucking, such a nasty fucking sound. His hands are constantly moving, one almost mindlessly feeling up your side, becoming you to curl down so he can flick and pinch your pebbled nipple while the other wrapped around his weeping cock, red and almost angry.

pete felt like he was fucking floating, he couldn’t breathe at all, throat closed and nose covered by your juicy cunt, his cock was throbbing, already so fucking close just from a few strokes. he was getting lightheaded, could feel your hips rocking back and forth, down into his face, using him to get yourself off. he could hear your muffled moans, hardly audible through your tummy and fat legs suffocating him, the sounds shot right to his dick, legs squirming and hips desperately humping up into his hand.

you got lost in the feeling, mind blank except for the friction of his nose and mouth against your cunt, the almost ticklish touch of pete sucking and lazily biting your lips. you didn’t even notice him cum, painting his hand and stomach in spunk while you just grinded harder and harder down into his face. pete didn’t try to pull you off, both hands now gripping your thighs, blunt nails leaving angry red marks all in the soft skin.

the band in your belly was pulled taut, you were at the cusp of your orgasm, one hand shakily gripping the headboard while the other yanked at his hair, “o-oh! i’mm’onna c-cum— ohmygod i’m gonna cum s-so fucking ha-ard!” all it took to snap the string was pete angling that fucking nose and wrapping his lips around your pulsing clit, nipping and biting the fucking thing.

you screamed, actually screamed, as your hips stilled, shaking and panting and sweating while your cunt gushed on his face. pete slurped it all up, blood trickling down from where his nails had broken skin while you moaned and gently rocked your hips to ride it out.

after a while you tried to lift off his face, only to gasp in pain when pete’s razors of teeth nipped your cunt lip again, beady little eyes glaring up at you, “sit th’fuck back down,” hand suddenly stronger than your limp thighs pulled you back down, “‘m not fuckin’ done with m’pussy.”

[odinsblog]

To Pimp a Butterfly is the third studio album by American rapper Kendrick Lamar. It was released on March 15, 2015

[socratesgirlnextdoor]

here is a long list of buffyverse pairings that i believe to be either aunt and uncle or mom and dad:

every couple het or not is either mom and dad or aunt and uncle. even if you're not heterosexual you're parenting or you are sometimes babysitting.

aunt and uncle couples don't necessarily have to be childless but generally they're just sort of weird people who are always on vacation or something, and mom and dad couples are dorky or just always there. i don't know. it's just a vibe. it varies.

spike and buffy - aunt and uncle. they have had mom and dad moments like with the potentials but even then i knew they were totally aunt and uncle. drill sargent aunt and her weird criminal husband. they own a cat named something insane like mr explosion princess or bob and live in a pretty apartment and they watch criminal minds and they patrol and they show up an hour late to any holiday gathering because they're always working

buffy and angel - mom and dad. again i dont think buffy wants children or anything but it's the vibe. i just think they mom and dad in the first few seasons. it's all about the yearning and the fantasy. then divorce. i don't have a good enough scenario for them

angel and cordelia - mom and dad* but i think they aunt and uncle too. it's a bit of both. im biased towards mom and dad because they were raising connor together for a while. i think you can get either picture the show displays their relationship pretty well

tara and willow - mothers. they literally adopt dawn for a few months, but they do feel very aunt and aunt as well. tara is just so nurturing and loving and willow is too of course, she gives me a locked away in a study vibe. even if she's generally upbeat and kind, she seems like she would always be busy. no shade to willow well a little shade she messed up big time with tara

xander and anya - DEFINITELY AUNT AND UNCLE. they end up acting as the mom and dad of the group because they've been together so long and joined at the hip, but aunt and uncle so hard. not aunt and uncle in the way that i initially thought of it, but they even remind me of my aunt and uncle. also once in a featurette i think michelle trachtenberg said something along the lines of anya being your weird loving aunt who tries to be cool with kids but ends up being kind of dorky and xander is a similar creature to that, he's such an uncle. she's such an aunt.

angel and spike - i have given a lot of thought to this. i think they would be dad and dad, but they fucking hate each other. they love each other, sure , but they absolutely stay married for the kids. spike doesn't give a shit if they stay married, but angel insists even though he hates being married to spike so fucking much. they use their children to annoy the shit out of each other. their kids ally against spike and angel for their pettiness, and when they do this, angel and spike ally against the kids. i believe in this so much and i want it to happen thanks

spike and xander - definitely uncle and uncle. spike and xander live this life in the comics with their cats in their apartment.

faith and buffy - aunt and aunt. i picture endgame faith and buffy as two angry old women with like five dogs on a beachside property being visited by some teenager who's doing a school project on them. faith answers the door-- and i picture old faith as mac's mom from it's always sunny-- and she's smoking a cigarette and she screams her head off for buffy to come to the door and buffy's too busy with the dogs. i just think they constantly insult and yell at each other but in a hot married way. faith is in love with everything buffy does till they die. im writing fanfic at this point

giles and jenny - aunt and uncle 100%! they seem like they have apartment parties with wine (but i hardly remember them lol so maybe they are more mom and dad haha)

xander and cordelia - aunt and uncle derogatory. they seem like they would always be so unhappy, passive aggressive bitching about each other around the holidays.

harmony and spike - hear me out but mom and dad. again mom and dad but like shitty. spike and harmony seem like they have kids and neglect them because they don't like each other but in a very specific way. but they do give mom and dad energy

spike and dru - sort of both! i don't get a full mom and dad vibe but they're very gomez and morticia addams. they are both and they are neither. secret third thing. though i think they are more aunt and uncle who are insufferable at family events because of the evilness

buffy and riley - aunt and uncle but also...nothing? i can see seeing them as mom and dad but essentially they tried to be mom and dad really hard but it's just not their dynamic. like i think he wanted them to be mom and dad but instead he got neither. though riley and sam are very aunt and uncle/mom and dad

oz and willow - aunt and uncle! no explanation needed

wesley and fred - mom and dad to me. i don't think they would necessarily have kids but they have the vibe. but also aunt and uncle. science aunt and history uncle hehe 😭 😭

angelus and darla - evil mom and evil dad to spike and dru's evil aunt and evil uncle. but im not sure because angelus is kind of like your evil uncle who doesn't shut the fuck up

willow and kennedy - aunt and aunt. but also nothing because kennedy and willow are not endgame

really random but faith and robin - aunt and uncle!! this pairing was so last minute but i fuck with them a lot they're cool aunt and cool uncle. cool uncle is level headed and understanding and cool and cool aunt gives you illegal firecrackers for your birthday

anyways that is my theory

[clownstellation]

i cannot with this game:v

[keira-kaz2y5]

Been watching abc’s The Rookie and with how insane they went for Lopez and Wesley’s wedding?? I’m more than concerned for Chimney rn

[data2364]

[sparkleglitter167]

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[roguekhajiit]

Conspiracy theory time.

Please note: Not now, nor have I ever been, a hard-core kool-aid drinking conspiracy theorist. I engage in these topics for fun only.

This is one that I have been formulating in my head for the past couple of months. Be warned, it's long.

Trump is staging his own assassination attempts to earn sympathy votes.

PART ONE

Thomas Matthew Crooks was allowed to walk around a Trump rally carrying a gun. He didn't make any attempts to be covert. He was allowed to access the roof of a building that was conveniently left unsecured with a direct line of sight of the former president.

Following the shots, Trump is allowed to stand up and raise his fist in the air, with the American flag conveniently waving behind him for a photo op.

Now, this could have been halfway believable. The photo op is suspicious by itself. But then we have the maga politicians who didn't waste any time taking to social media to lay the blame on democrats and liberals. Your candidate was just shot (supposedly), we didn't even know the shooter's identity yet, and they were already in full gear with the blame game.

Then, in the days following this attempt, every wanna-be private investigator on the internet was digging up his voting and spending history in order to shift the blame onto democrats and liberals. I mean, it couldn't have possibly been an ex Maga cultist who finally took the blindfolds off. He HAD to be a democrat.

Of course, they found some obscure donation on ActBlue that may or may not have been his. And that was all she wrote, folks. He was a bonafide, hard-core, liberal. There's no possibility that someone can switch parties. You just can't do that in American politics. It's not allowed. In fact, it might as well be illegal.

Then, there is Trump's ear situation. He says the bullet hit his ear. He even had that obnoxiously oversized bandage on his ear for a couple of days. But then it was gone. No scar to prove the bullet ever hit him.

Some say that he's a billionaire, and he can afford the best surgery money can buy. But hold up there for a second. If he's a billionaire, why does he need to raise money to pay his court fees? Why does Granny need to withdraw money from her life savings so Trump can pay his attorneys? Shouldn't he just be able to write a check?

Even if he wasn't actually in debt up to his toupee, he's 78. Cosmetic surgery on a 78 year old ear isn't going to be perfect, and it sure as hell would need extra time to heal. Sorry, folks, Trump just doesn't have super healing powers.

PART TWO

Ryan Wesley Routh is a 58 year old ex-con, ex-Trump voter living in Hawaii working as a handyman and bringing in a $3k a month salary.

On September 15th, just 5 days after Trump's disastrous debate against Kamala Harris, Routh is arrested for allegedly attempting to assassinate the former president. He was spotted apparently pointing a rifle through some bushes at Trump's Florida golf course. It was originally estimated that he was 300 to 500 yards away from his target. After being fired upon, he fled in a black Nissan, which a witness was conveniently there to take a picture of, and drove 50 miles before he was pulled over and detained without incident.

At the scene, they found a gopro, two backpacks full of ceramic tiles (what for?) and his rifle.

After the incident, different details were revealed, and many were contradictory.

The incident was immediately classified as an attempted assassination. Reports stated shots were fired, but it wasn't immediately clear if he fired any shots. Later, they would say he didn't even have TFG in his line of sight. Yet, he was reportedly 300 to 500 yards away.

The Sheriff praised the secret service, saying they did everything they were supposed to do. Yet they didn't do a perimeter check of the golf course before TFG started golfing? Just weeks after the previous assassination attempt and subsequent increase in his security details? Shouldn't a perimeter check be included as part of the SOP for protecting a former president?

It is also reported that he made multiple flights between Hawaii and Florida in order to scope out places Trump was known to frequent. On a $3k a month salary.

Now, we get to the blame game. Of course, as with Crooks, maga was quick to label Routh as a democrat. Conveniently enough, they were also apparently able to find donations from him on ActBlue. But not so fast. He voted for Trump in 2016. Isn't it possible that someone can hold bipartisan views? Nope, according to MAGA, if you have a Harris/Walz bumper sticker, you're a terrorist.

PART THREE

Now, just five days after Trump said,

“I’m going to go there in the next two weeks. I’m going to Springfield. You may never see me again, but that’s OK. Got to do what I got to do. ‘Whatever happened to Trump?’ ‘Well, he never got out of Springfield.’"

The government and media are releasing the contents of a letter they claim was written by Routh to the World:

“This was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump but I failed you. I tried my best and gave it all the gumption I could muster. It is up to you now to finish the job; and I will offer $150,000 to whomever can complete the job.”

There are a lot of questions that surround this. Firstly, why release this? This puts a bounty on TFG. Secondly, the person who had the box claimed to hold it for several months, never looking inside. Not once? Thirdly, this means he would have written this months in advance well before Crooks ever fired his first shot. It also means he never planned to succeed. That would make this less of an attempted assassination and more of a suicide mission.

But when we look at Trump's statement 5 days ago, which seemingly predicts his own death, it starts to look like this letter was released intentionally. There was another letter that was found in his possession, but they aren't including it as evidence, nor are they making its contents known. Just the one that puts a $150k bounty on his head. Whose gonna pay? Surely not the guy sitting in jail who was only earning $3k a month.

[cheolcam]

essa retrospectiva foi meio ruim, mas eu acertei quase tudo 😋

[just-some-normal-jessica]

quick lil redraw of a devo lyric thing i did like more than a year ago (under the cut)

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

That thing he does with the side of his mouth