#Wesker forgot to warn him about the auditory hallucinations but oh well maybe Grandma Birkin can talk to him about the dangers of drugs

[aesthetictokinghost]

Wesker walks into a smoky lab and hears Will coughing

He's surrounded by Green Herb plants being used in an experiment with the infected

"William, tell me you weren't just smoking these."

"Pfffft, of course not." *coughs* "Why would I even do that?" he wheezes indignantly

"Good. These results indicate that in uninfected humans, smoking the plants would result in uncontrollable, explosive defecation."

There's a muffled wet bubbling sound

Will waddle-sprints out of the room