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scratchybongvt · 1 month ago

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MASCOT CHALLENGES 2! (Sidemascots 1.7)

Sumi: Candidates, from the general, mostly mascotverse, public, we’ve received 30,000 votes!

Vinicius: You mean 3 votes?

Sumi: WHAT?!

Vinicius: Admit it - you said you want 50k likes every single episode while we can’t hit 5!

Sumi: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Vinicius: Calm down, maybe Season 2 will be better.

Sumi: Fine.

Vinicius: The question is simple: Are you picked or dropped?

Sumi: Open the box, if the smoke is red, you’re dropped! If green, you’re picked! It’s like a gender reveal Miga always want to do.

Vinicius: Bandabi… you are…

(Bandabi reveals red smoke)

Sumi: DROPPED!

Bandabi: I’m due to babysit Moongcho anyway!

Sumi: Izzy, you are…

(Izzy also revealed red smoke)

Vinicius: DROPPED!

Burke: NOOOOOOOOOOO! MY ATLANTA BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!!!

Sumi: Since when do you have such relationships with Izzy?

Vinicius: Yodli, you are…

(Yodli reveals red smoke… surprise, surprise.)

Sumi: DROPPED!

Yodli: I was robbed! But on the other hand, I have a yodel class due. YODE-LAY-EEE-OOOOOOOOO!

Vinicius: Tina, you are…

(Tina reveals… yellow smoke?!)

Tina: YELLOW?! WHO PUT THAT?!

Vinicius and Sumi: TIED!

Tina: TIED?! WITH WHO?

(Someity and Mandeville revealed yellow smoked too.)

Sumi: Someity and Mandeville!

Vinicius: 1 vote each!

Mandeville: TIED WITH TWO GIRLS?!

Someity: Technically I’m not.

Mandeville: I DEMAND A REPLAY!

Tina and Someity: Hear, hear!

OC IV: But I voted for Tina!

Vinicius: You voted?! Bias alert!

OC IV: Tina, you are PICKED!

Tina: FORZA INTER!

Sumi: You f**ker. But, you clever f**ker.

Someity: What about me?

Mandeville: And me?!

Vinicius: Don’t say you voted for Someity too.

OC IV: Who do you think I am?! A tactical voter?

Mandeville: Fair point.

OC IV: Let’s settle it with anything you want them to do! I’M OUT!

Sumi: Maybe a boxing match?

Vinicius: Save that for later. For now, let’s do…

MASCOT CHALLENGES: SOMEITY VS. MANDEVILLE!

For a place in…

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Tina: FORZA INTER!

The (blindfolded) 100m sprint challenge!

Beibei: Contestants…

(Beibei gets squished again)

Burke: Keep it clean or I’ll smash your mommies!

Mandeville: Did I hear someone being squished?

Someity: Me too!

Burke: Uhhhhh… no.

Someity: Phew, if it is, we all know who’s squished.

Burke: On you marks, get set, GO!

(Someity, unsurprisingly, flies instead of running until she touches the finish line)

Someity: Touched it!

Mandeville: Woo, who won?

Someity: me! I did it fair and square!

Mandeville: Oh, well done Somei.

Vinicius: She didn’t run!

Sumi: She flied-

(Someity choked both Vinicius and Sumi with her telekinesis)

Burke: Well you all said to get to the finish line, not run! Point to Someity!

Someity 1 Mandeville 0

Finish or forfeit challenge!

Burke: (chugs 10 cans of Red Bull)

Vinicius: Holy- that’s too much caffeine!

Burke: *burps* Just get into the spirit. Mandeville, your challenge is: Pronounce Llanfair.

Mandeville: Llanfair. That’s easy.

Burke: I meant (opens text to speech)

Text-to-speech: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Mandeville: Llanfairpw… what?

Burke: Fail! You’re from the UK.

Mandeville: But I’m English! I can’t pronounce such ridiculous Welsh names! Who do think I am? Paul Mullin?

Burke: Fair point. Your forfeit is strand in a middle of a bar filled with Scots.

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Mandeville: The disrespect…

Burke: Someity (drinks another can of Red Bull) *burps*

Someity: Is there any need?

Burke: Your challenge is go to the US and find a working ice cream machine at McDonald’s!

Someity: My forfeit is…

Burke: That you have to be a carnivore for a week!

Someity: A WEEK?! I’m not risking that! Be right back! (Runs out of the studio)

(1 hour later)

Someity: Here’s your ice cream, Burke! It turns out it’s not as hard as I thought!

Burke: Wow, you- WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! HOW?!

Someity: Well, I was lucky to find a McDonald’s that has a working ice cream machine on the first try.

(Cut to 10 minutes ago when Someity gave up, stole the office’s ice cream machine and make a cone on her own. Thankfully everyone was stupid enough to not notice.)

Burke: Pass! Oh, you don’t need to pass on the forfeit to anyone…

Someity: Why not?

Burke: Everyone else in this studio are omnivores.

(Everyone laughed)

Someity: Oh haha.

Someity 2 Mandeville 0

Millionaire Syndication challenge!

Vivi: Welcome back to Quiz$Millionaire, I’m possibly the cutest mascot for an expo pavilion Vivi, and we have two hot seaters today! The other Ironwork from the Thames, Mandeville, and default Paralympic mascot, Someity!

Someity: Ha- what?

Vivi: 6 questions, no save havens, no lifelines. Go!

Mandeville, where do West Ham sit in the Premier League currently?

Mandeville: Oh my, I don’t watch 11-a-side. Can I phone a friend?

Vivi: Of course, duh.

Mandeville: I’ll call my friend and football expert Wenlock!

Wenlock: I’m right here, behind you, in the stands!

Vivi: 30 seconds, GO!

Mandeville: Where does West Ham sit in the Prem currently?

Wenlock: 14th!

(Hungs off phone immediately)

Burke: That was fast.

Mandeville: 14th place is my final answer!

Vivi: The answer is… incorrect!

Wenlock: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! OBJECTION!

Vivi: Woah-oh.

Wenlock: I remembered that game against Brentford! WE WERE SHIT!

Sumi: I said the exact thing the last time we played this…

Wenlock: I have the Premier League table!

Vivi: 13, 14… Yes, I can confirm that West Ham finished 14th currently!

Wenlock: GET ON WITH IT!

Vivi: Someity, how many percent of the Japanese population is Vegan?

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Someity: I’m sensing… 2,1%!

Vivi: CORRECT! Wow…

Vinicius: (whisper) Can I tell everyone she cheated?

Sumi: (whisper) But she did won the Ice cream challenge fair and square.

Vinicius: (whisper) True, very true…

Vivi: Mandeville, in what year and month does the first comic strip of the “Adventures of Wenlock and Mandeville” published?

Mandeville: Even I don’t remember that. It’s like lost media. Maybe around late 2011-early 2012?

Vivi: Maybe be more specific?

Mandeville: Fine, December 2011.

Vivi: Well, the first comic strip was published on issue 3601 of the BEANO, which is released in…

…

September 2011!

Mandeville: Oh…

Wenlock: It’s relatively lost media!

Vivi: But don’t worry, you have a redemption question!

Mandeville: Phew.

Vivi: Pronounce Llanfair.

Mandeville: I quit.

(Everyone laughed)

Vivi: And so Mandeville walks away with a big fat zero. Someity…

Someity: I’m all ears.

Vivi: How many wood does a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck would chuck wood?

Someity: Can you repeat it again?

Vivi: How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck would chuck wood?

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Someity: I’m sensing… 317,51kg.

Vinicius: I KNEW IT!

Someity: What?

Sumi: You just “sense” the outside world to find answers!

Vinicius and Sumi: ADMIT IT!

Vivi: Can you confirm all you do is just sense the outside world just because you don’t know anything?

Someity: I’m sensing… *groans* yes.

Wenlock: #charlesingram

Vivi: And there you have it, one who’s trying to cheat with her magical powers and one who at least know how to think.

Vinicius: We all know who gets the point…

Vinicius and Sumi: Point to Mandeville!

Mandeville: YES! THE COMEBACK IS ON!

Someity: Don’t get me started…

Someity 2 Mandeville 1

The pole vault challenge!

Burke: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Save Palestinian kittens and children?! Who sponsored this billboard?

Vinicius: @verarussin8.

Burke: Save their anger for later.

Sumi: Watch your mouth! Who knows you’re going to get stomped for no reason!

Burke: I’m isolated from humans anyway.

Vinicius: The last to fail a pole vault gets $1,000,000- I mean a point!

ROUND 1

2 mascots remain!

Sumi: Mandeville!

(Mandeville passed!)

Vinicius: Finally, someone does a proper pole vault!

Sumi: PASS!

Mandeville: Yippee!

(Transition)

Vinicius: Someity!

(Someity also completed a pole vault!)

Vinicius: TWO SUCCESSFUL POLE VAULTS IN A ROW?! YIPPEE!!!

Sumi: Don’t be too excited.

ROUND 2

2 mascots remain!

Vinicius: With the height of the bar increased from 10m to 10,01m!

Sumi: #mondoduplantis

Mandeville: Are you just going to raise it every 1cm?

Sumi: Pretty much yes.

Someity: Let’s settle it on a tie.

Vinicius and Sumi: WHAT?

Mandeville: 1 point each!

Someity: Agreed!

Sumi: Well THAT is a waste of time.

Someity 3 Mandeville 2

The fish and chips eating challenge!

Mandeville: Are you trying to piss both of us?! I don’t have a mouth!

Someity: And I’m vegan!

Vinicius: Shoot. We didn’t have that in mind.

Sumi: All the work of hiring a British chef for nothing!

Vivi: How about we bring the dishes you guys made to our Mitsubishi Pavilion?

Vinicius: What?

Sumi: Didn’t the expo start next year?

Nana: Yes, but we want to have a test drive. For safety.

Vinicius and Sumi: DEAL!

Sumi: Oh, no point.

Someity and Mandeville: NOW THAT IS A WASTE OF OUR TIME!

Someity 3 Mandeville 2

Reverse boccia challenge!

Mandeville: REVERSE BOCCIA?!

Vinicius: It’s like Boccia, but instead of getting the ball close to the Jack (aka that small white ball), the object is get the ball as far from the Jack as possible!

Sumi: That’s why we’re outdoors!

Someity: This is going to be a walk in the park.

Vinicius: Mandeville, you’re up!

Mandeville: Why do I always go first… (throws ball as hard as possible, which hit someone’s satellite dish)

Sumi: Miraitowa, can you do the honors?

Miraitowa: Sure thing!

(Mirai teleported to where the ball landed then back to the jack)

Miraitowa: 68m!

Mandeville: Result!

Sumi: Someity?

(Someity throws the ball which hit the antenna on top of the Tokyo Skytree and landed)

(Miraitowa teleported to where the ball landed again, this time it’s a bit longer, then back to the jack)

Miraitowa: 1035m, impressive Someity!

Someity: Thanks!

Mandeville: OVER A THOUSAND METERS?! HOW CAN I THROW IT THAT FAR?!

Vinicius: Point to Someity!

Someity: Yippee!

Someity 4 Mandeville 2

Darts challenge!

Sumi: Someity, (drinks can of Red Bull) *burps* you’re up!

Someity: Is there any need?

Sumi: Yes, there is any need. It’s Saturday Night Darts and it’s LIVE in London!

Someity: Pffft… (Throws three treble 20s in a row)

Announcer: 180!

Mandeville: For f**k sake, how am I supposed to win now?

Someity: You can’t.

Burke: Hey Mandeville, I know how to get past 180 in darts!

Mandeville: How?

Burke: Get more darts than Someity, forget three, how about 100?

(Everyone laughed.)

Announcer: Point to whoever the heck just scored a 180!

Vinicius: Point to Someity!

Mandeville: Oh no…

Someity 5 Mandeville 2

The follow the car challenge!

(Someity and Mandeville stares at the car on the screen)

(The video on the screen cuts to Sumi)

Sumi: DONATE TO MY PATREON!

(Mandeville suddenly has a heart attack because of shock, he collapsed, whoops.)

Someity: Phew, thank goodness I’m already familiar with Sumi’s scary face and scary ads.

Sumi: DONATE TO MY PATREON!

Someity: No.

Sumi: *sniffs* Why?

Someity: No one in this platform is as greedy as you.

Sumi: IT’S TRUE!!! *sobs*

Vinicius: Bonus points for making Sumi cry! Let’s be honest, he haven’t cried since he was 3.

Someity: Oh, haha.

Someity 7 Mandeville 2

Don’t get distracted while meditating challenge!

Vinicius and Sumi: SHOW US YOUR FEET, SHOW US YOUR FEET, SHOW US YOUR FEET, SHOW US YOUR FEET!

Mandeville: You guys are annoying!

(Everyone laughed)

Vinicius: Point to Someity!

Someity: …

Sumi: Stop.

Someity: …

Vinicius: God, this is going to be a long night…

Someity 8 Mandeville 2

THE FINAL CHALLENGE!

Mandeville: The final challenge, are you serious?! Now I can’t win!

Vinicius: Yes, but you do get a consolation point. After all, three points the charm.

(Everyone laughed.)

Someity: Aren’t you aware that I’m the most powerful Paralympic mascot in the first place?

Mandeville: No?

Someity: It’s in my name!

Mandeville: Someity, Someity… SO MIGHTY?!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

(Mandeville collapses)

Someity: Good luck!

Sumi: Wake up Mandeville. Wake up.

(Transition)

Announcer: IT’S THE THIRD PPV EVENT OF THE AGES! IT’S SOMEITY VERSUS MANDEVILLE!

Someity: Boxing? We didn’t have that in the Paralympics!

Vinicius: Oh, but you guys are, at the very least, good at punching people right?

Someity and Mandeville: NO!

Burke: Come on guys, GET UP AND FIGHT!

Someity and Mandeville: NO!

Burke: Are you scared of something?!

Someity and Mandeville: NO!

Burke: Are you just a bunch of idiots?!

Someity and Mandeville: NO!

Burke: Then WHOOP ASS!

(Someity and Mandeville nervously punches each other)

(Someity punches Mandeville’s eye!)

Mandeville: MY LENSES!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Burke: FINAL RESULT, Mandeville receives a TKO! Someity, obviously, WIN!

Someity: Yippee!

Someity 9 Mandeville 2

The same score line as an average Bayern Munich home game in the Champions League..

Someity WIN!

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Sumi: Starring Cortina D’Ampezzo’s biggest Inter fan…

Tina: Tina! FORZA INTER!

Vinicius: And default Paralympic mascot and powerful being…

Burke: Show off!

Someity: Someity! Haiiiiiiiiii!

Honohon: Is that Someity? I want to give her cuddles.

Soohorang: Mirai, shouldn’t you do that every other week?

(Everyone laughed)

Crackhead: WHO PUNCHED MY BOY MANDEVILLE?!

Someity: Woah-oh…

(Someity is being chased by Crackhead with a fire extinguisher)

Wenlock: @crackheadfromsainsburys, I thought you were doing you cash-in battle for Olympus!

Tom: SOMEITY ADMITTED?! HA, SHE’S SH-

#mascotverse #sidemascots #miraitowa and someity #parody #vinicius and tom #Wenlock and Mandeville

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scratchybongvt · 1 month ago

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Sidemascots for beginners

Basic Info:

Created by: @scratchybongvt (credited as Vinicius and Sumi)

Illustrated by: Various artists (individual parts), @sashley1912 (full episodes)

Run: 18 September 2024 – Present

Season 1: 20 September 2024 – Late 2024/Early 2025

Inspired by:

Sidemen (created by KSI, Miniminter, Zerkaa, TBJZL, Behzinga, Vikkstar123, W2S)

Frontmen (created by Dean Stobbart)

Olympic and Paralympic mascots (designed by various artists)

Spinoff of: Disabled Figures (created by @scratchybongvt)

Introduction: Sidemascots brings together 10 mascots who compete in wild challenges, typically 3 times a week. It replaced Eleventh Gear, where Tom and Powder tackled motorsports chaos. The show continues the universe of Disabled Figures, both launched in 2022.

Characters: After the Episode 12 poll, the active cast includes:

Vinicius (founder, co-creator)

Sumi (founder, co-creator)

Burke (founding member)

Miraitowa (founding member)

Wenlock (founding member)

Borobi (founding member)

[vacant] (since 1.14)

Honohon (since 1.2)

Tina (since 1.7)

Someity (since 1.7)

Former members:

Copper (fired, electrocuted in 1.1)

Chenchen (KO’d by Honohon, fired in 1.2)

Miga (resigned due to eye strain from watching Sumi’s YouTube channel, 1.4)

Myaku-myaku (fired for a -1/10 score in the "sabotage Paralympic Phryge" challenge, 1.4)

Olympic Phryge (resigned for therapy after her sister's death; killed by a missile in 1.9)

Soohorang (arrested for failing the "sabotage Olympic Phryge" challenge, 1.9)

Mandeville (out with 4 votes in 1.12)

Zakumi (appointed and fired after making fun of his own country in 1.13)

Rejected Members:

Yodli, Bandabi, Izzy (all out with 0 votes in 1.7)

Ettie, Tazuni (out with 0 votes in 1.10, the former being out again in 1.13)

Saola, Clyde, La’eeb (each out with 1 vote in 1.10)

Tani, Perry the Bull (each out with 0 votes in 1.13)

Moongcho and Tom (refused to join in 1.13)

Banned:

Coal (banned in 1.10 after drawing his own name by chance)

Episodes: All episodes contain strong language and are recommended for mature audiences.

Click on the blue text to read the respective episodes.

Trailer: Vinicius introduces Sidemascots (Content warning: character falls out of a window)

Auditions: Vinicius and Sumi pick the remaining members (Content warning: choking)

Episode 1: Americas vs. the world in mascot challenges (Content warning: choking and mildly suggestive content)

Episode 2: Paralympic Phryge hosts “Finish or Forfeit” (Content warning: alcohol references, dead memes)

Episode 3: Mascots compete in a parody of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (Content warning: distressing to Canadian MLS fans, AFL fans, Subway fans, mentions of feet pics)

Episode 4: Helping Olympic Phryge sabotage her sister for a massive pay rise (Content warning: political satire, sports rivalries, alcohol references)

Episode 5: 30 mascots in a pole-vaulting tournament for $1,000,000—or is it? (Content warning: distressing for Qataris)

Episode 6: Mascots play FC25 for an even bigger pay rise (Content warning: match-fixing, choking, last-minute equalizer PTSD)

Episode 7: Someity vs. Mandeville for the final Sidemascot spot (Content warning: mild political tension, Sumi jumpscares)

Episode 8: Mascots spin the wheel of misfortune (Content warning: bland)

Episode 9: Sabotaging Olympic Phryge for the Greater Good (Content warning: violence, bullying, satire, disturbing and traumatizing to Phryge fans)

Episode 10: Spelling Bee challenge (Content warning: medium-level violence)

Episode 11: Weakest Link, aka the Miraitowa and Someity challenge (despite having nothing to do with them) (Content warning: Unfamiliar to certain audiences)

Episode 12: Americas take on the world again, this time in a penalty shootout (Content warning: Distressing to certain audiences)

Episode 13: Mascots read mean tweets (Content warning: Actually mean to some people)

Episode 14: Mascots make clickbait life hacks (Content warning: National stereotypes, sports rivalries, violence, one recurring character is shot by a laser)

How You Can Support: If you enjoy Sidemascots, we welcome:

Nice comments, likes, reblogs, or follows.

Episode suggestions (Click the "Sidemascot suggestions!" button in the bio to submit your ideas. It is said that suggesting an episode for the Sidemascots is the hardest job in the world)(If you plan to illustrate parts with original or lesser known characters, take this as reference.)

Illustrations (Your artwork can be added to episodes, and you’ll be credited).

Suggestions Guidelines:

Feel free to send ideas, but please don’t go too far.

If your idea is accepted, allow a few days to a week for it to be developed.

Concepts may be adjusted if needed (either enhanced or toned down), let us know if that's not what you want.

While we accept anonymous ideas, providing your username is recommended if you’d like to be asked for more ideas in the future.

Sumi’s Patrons: This series is dedicated to those who’ve, or would've, supported it from the start:

@cutesymiga (aka @witchytom, the series is dedicated to them)

@elbene15

@crackheadfromsainsburys (appeared since 1.0)

@miraislashtowa

@coro-nana

@mintazuii

@cuddleslover1738

@jaymewolf999

@eternalmooniii

@talin2009xd

@lettucecookie7 (aka @lettucecookiebrainrot7)

@verarussin8 (created the first illustration for the Myaku-myaku segment of Episode 5)

@giothefuwafan

@akaylawithalotofideas

@fireworkshuan

@seabunnyprincess

@sashley1912 and her family

@azulisumy0-0

@thebfdifan

@kittywishmagic

@vitorcdv

In Memoriam: Let’s remember those who tragically passed away during the series:

Powder (choked by Tom in 1.0)

Quatchi (sabotaged by Miga off-screen in 1.1)

Paralympic Phryge (killed by a cannonball during Red Light Green Light in 1.4)

Copper (electrocuted twice in 1.5)

Olympic Phryge (killed by an Iranian missile launched by Wenlock in 1.9)

La’eeb (burnt to death in 1.12)

@sashley1912’s grandfather (Tragically passed away a few days after the release of 1.13: he did not know the Sidemascots. 😢)

Thank you for your service.

#mascotverse #sidemascots #parody #miraitowa and someity #vinicius and tom #the phryges #possibly controversial #requests #beginner's guide

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