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#Well that's what the history books said. I'm sure they're not biased or anything.
flight-freedom · 1 month
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I was biking past the ocean yesterday. I think being a native-American, foraging for shellfish and hunting deer or fishing and picking berries and corn would be the ideal life.. You could live in a small village and all know our neighbors. There'd be endless lands to explore.
Pretty sure our society has been downhill since then. Like yay! Planes! But also credit-scores?! Global WARMING?! Whhyyyyyyy? Lets go back to before fossil fuels.. We can all just frolic in the woods and meadows and eat berries and walk everywhere.
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giaourtopita · 4 years
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oh no i was summoned by a religiously traumatised 17 year old and now i gotta babysit them
again, kinda ooc. these are really fun to write, by the way if you have any suggestions for the next parts feel free to send me an ask or message me!! i don't know why i didn't mention this in the first chapter but this fic, especially this chapter, is very self indulgent!! i hope you'll like it<333
warnings; underage gn mc, religious trauma (about christianity)
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*after a few weeks from the first summoning of lucifer, mc really thought that he was just severely misunderstood. history and christians did him dirty, mc remembers themselves telling him. lucifer always felt his pride and ego boosted whenever they had a talk. mc really did look up to him, sure he didn't tell them everything about him or his family but they were okay with it. he tries to help them with homework from time to time, even if he's busy.*
*mc started thinking that if lucifer, a demon whose reputation in the human realm is beyond repair, is that nice to them then maybe someone would also be nice. lucifer told him they lucked out with him but if they tried to summon another demon things could possibly not turn out the way they wished to. it was almost as if lucifer not only wanted to keep them safe but he also wanted to keep them a secret especially from his brothers.*
*he loves his brothers a lot but he really didn't want them to spoil his fun. normally humans were extremely biased against him, so seeing a human especially one so young being so understanding and really trying to see things from his point of view really made him think that maybe not all humans are as pathetic as they seemed.*
*mc made a copy of the grimoire so that they could return the book back to the library. they thought if their parents were to find the original it would be much worse than just finding a notebook full of summoning spells and information about demons written using pretty glitter gel pens and having cute stickers stuck on the pages*
*they sat in their room while reading their own copy of the grimoire. satan, they read. almost immediately prepared themselves so they can do the summon.*
*they tried summoning him three times until they stopped. they thought maybe there was an error with the copy of the grimoire so they went back to the library to check just to be sure.*
*meanwhile in the devildom, satan was at the royal library. he was looking for any new books he could read. that is until he felt it, the feeling of getting summoned returned. he tried grabbing one of the new arrivals at the library but it was too late.*
*satan suddenly found himself grabbing the same book as mc. both exchanged a weird look before saying anything.*
mc: i thought the summon didn't work...
*satan didn't like getting summoned, let alone being summoned by a stranger. he didn't bother with pacts for this exact reason, he thought summons were a waste of time when he could just read instead, heck! even re-reading something is better than getting summoned, he thought.*
*satan noticing the book he and mc were holding, he got curious. average humans don't have such powerful magic. he was interested to know how this was possible.*
satan: i tried to delay the summon so i could finish my book in peace. now, how were you able to summon me?
mc: give me the book you're holding please.
*satan gives the book to mc and they turn to the page that's dedicated to him.*
satan: oh, but that requires a lot of power. are your family members sorcerers?
mc: oh no they're far from that, they would probably freak out if they ever find out that i have casted spells. maybe even send me to a christian boarding school and perform exorcism on me.
satan: how come you're not like them?
mc: i just felt forced into believing in it. the more i interacted with christians the more sure i was that i wasn't like that. sure there are good ones but most people i have interacted with say nasty things about people that haven't done anything to them and make up excuses about how their religion agrees with what they say.
satan: i see but why did you summon me?
mc: well, the other demon i summoned seemed pretty nice so i thought that since he was nice you would be nice too. i'm sorry for summoning you, you don't have to hang out with me if you don't want to.
*mc was nervous about his answer and kind of scared, but tried hard not showing it.*
satan: it's too late now, but if you're interested i could give you some recommendations on who to summon next.
*mc nodded and satan started looking for something in the grimoire while grinning. when he finally found the page he was looking for he turned the book to them and showed a demon*
satan: that's lucifer and make sure to summon him late at ni-
mc: that's the one i've summoned actually, he even gave me a spell so we can set a time for when i can summon him.
satan: oh.
*satan seemed disappointed, mc noticed that but they wouldn't comment on it.*
satan: lucifer is my, uh brother. he's the oldest actually, out of seven.
mc: really? when i was younger i used to think that he was you.
satan: you used to think that he was me?
*satan started laughing, he laughed very loudly. mc was starting to get concerned.*
mc: what happened? why are you laughing? people here do confuse you for each other.
satan: lucifer and i have a pretty rocky relationship, i don't really feel like talking about it. anyways i'll show you the rest of my brothers.
satan: here's the second-born, mammon. he is the avatar of greed so you can't let him near anything of value. unless you want him to steal it, it's kind of annoying.
mc: so if i summon him, what would happen?
satan: he would probably think you're one of the witches he's indebted to.
*mc continued to listening to satan talking about his brothers until it was pretty late and mc had to head back to their house. but there was one last brother mc just had to ask about*
mc: what about this one?
satan: this is belphegor, you should never summon him. he's holding a grudge against humans and he will not hesitate hurting you. you were lucky you summoned me and not him.
*satan said with a concerned and worried look on his face*
mc: okay i won't summon him, i promise. and thank you for hanging out with me.
*noticing how late it was, satan offered to walk them home. after arriving at their house he asked them to inform him first about summoning him and only do it if it's absolutely needed.*
*mc wished him goodnight and entered their house ready to be scolded for taking too long at the library.*
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