#Weirdge I guess

[chryza]

Listening to a podcast about ancient deities and in the section on Sol Invictus the narrator said “[To the Romans] Judaism and Christianity were Oriental cults.” And I did the most enormous double take as my frame of reference shifted. We’re so used to discussing Judaism and Christianity within the context of the Big Three I forget that for a very long time they were seen as backward, mundane, and politically charged within the major power of Europe.

[useless-pvppy]

Hewooo this will be da official intro post to my lil blog here so hav fun reading and getting to know me woof! ૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა

Introduction💛:

Name: Pup! or Puppy! or mutt! or whatever you wanna call me woof! ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა

Pronouns: He/It only!!!!! no they/them!! no fem pronouns!!!

Age: 20+ ! yey!

Sexuality: uhhhm this one's a weird one, definitely aro, sexuality wise i dunno rly!! as long as u can fuck me, w a strap or w ur own thing then im down! woof! probably leaning more towards mlm tho but once again, whatever works!

Bottom only! maybeeee switch but Im still figuring that one out so for now sub only too ૮u ﻌ u ა

Pre-t sadge but we keep barking wauf

also im a furry but i suck and havent made a fursona yet but whatev!!! still a furry wauf wauf

Stuffs I like ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა♡ (to be updated? I forget many things all da time sowy):

petplay/puppyplay ofc, collars/leashes, being tied up, somno, cnc, dubcon, knives, marking, tentacles, piss, hypno, breeding, age gaps, age play, corruption, edging, basically full control over me i like that yeppers, degrading, humiliation, praise, plushie humping!, being cut And cutting others!!! if im obsessed w u i wanna cut u up all cute!!!, gags, overstim, size diff.., cockwarming.., stalking! monsterfucking:>, fauxcest + theres pwobably more i forgor, feel free to ask me!!

Stuffs I don't like ૮ – ﻌ–ა :

foodplay/feederism is big yucky for me, degrading if its directed at my body is big no am insecure TwT, scat yucky, any form of forced fem or detrans/misgendering thing is a no.. if i wanna wear a skirt and be cute i will but dont call me girly names!!!!!, pregnancy yucky...

uhmm honestly theres not many things I wouldnt at least try once so yeah once again be normal and ask if ya arent sure!!!!! ill more than likely answer nodders :3

DNI: general dni yakno the drill, sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, zionist, maga dumb fucks gtfo!!, under 18/ageless blogs pls leave! (as long as u state youre over 18 somewhere its okie, no need to be specific just pls dont be a child!!!!!), antis, ppl who cant differentiate fiction/fantasy from reality! hetero men!sorry but am not a girl so i dont want u interacting if u view me as one!!!

thats about it for dni! if you dont like smth on my blog feel free to leave wauf! if you think im morally bad bcoz of da stuffs i like thats ur opinion but i dont care so dont tell me! just leave ^-^

wauf im super-duper bad at introductions so am not even rly sure what else to add >~< iguessss general just stuffs about me? i like video games altho most of da games i like i never played coz ive never had a laptop or pc for them, am still just using my roomie's stuff TwT, i draw sometimes which is very epic very cool wauf! also i bark a lot in text and type weirdge sorry!!! alsoalso i luv horror stuffs and scary stuff!!! horror games r superduper my favourite but i do scare easily but that doesnt matter!!! i also like cute stuff like sanrio stuffs and plushies and cute clothes and sharkies!!!! ya ya! I call myself emo so thats what i am i guess!!

also for rulez and stuff on what u can send as asks!!!! well i dunno! whatever ya want! be horny or just talk to me about whatever wauf!! beware if u make me flustered and horny enough times i might become obsessed w u and I'll wanna stalk u and cut u so !!! beware of weirdo puppy here!!

alsoalso im pretty shy at first, and uh in general honestly, and pretty bad at this whole human interaction stuff (im a puppy !!! how would i kno how to talk to you humans >~<) if we arent mutuals u cant dm me sowy!

I wont giv you my discord or any other social media right away!! im too paranoid and shy for that sorta stuff so i gotta proper trust u! or u gotta catch me be real desperate but we will see iguess! also wont send u nudes! i never even taken any so no chance youd get one!

my shyness also comes from da fact im very inexperienced in everything ever so like...yeah...cbfnhfdnbfndbg IDK!!!! WHATEVR!!! IM BAD AT TALKIN ABOUT THIS STUFF!!! WHATEVR!!! teach me mayb 👉👈

alsoalso im!..okay i cry Very easily if i start getting embarrassed i start tearing up and the more u tease me about it the more I'll cry.. i can't help it and i can't control it i jus cry rly easily (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

very veryvery autistically obsessed w my soulmate!!! coz yes i do hav one!!! this blog is for funsies and to be horny w other horny folks but at da end of da day most of my brain and thoughts r occupied by one person only wauf!! once again am aro and shes aro too so what we hav is special!!! more than romantic nd more than platonic iss secret third thing which is primal obsession w one another!!! theyre my owner and i am theirz das how it workz!!! I feel like i should mention dis jus in case anyone tries for anythin long term over here! sorry not gonn happen! wauf💛 ehhmmvnv probably shouldve mentioned dis sooner but am bad at realisin non aro folk might try for things nd also wasn sure how she'd feel about it nd i kept forgettin to ask but whatev now u know!! will be usin #catto posts for posts that remind me of him or posts i make about her wauf!

Okie thats all!!! i think!! im tryna figure out how im gonna tag stuff so for now #pupper rambles for my text posts, #pupper pics for pics of me :3c, #pupper answers for answered asks!

Send asks!! talk to me pwease!!! giv me attention!! woof!!

-Pup ♡ ૮₍˶Ó﹏Ò ˶₎ა

[lambfromfield]

ive a lot of the reception for signal void’s release has been negative from what i’ve seen anyway. particularly the comments on the youtube video, and most of them are upset about one thing: the fact that the tale isn’t available on interloper

more below the cut bc i assume im gonna be rambly lol

which like i get. you’re paying for this expansion and you’re not getting the tales that are specifically mentioned in the title? fair. if i strictly played on interloper i’d probably be annoyed and frustrated about that too

buuut it just gives kind of rude to me when people say things like “what about us good veteran players??” like :/ really? i would venture to say that almost certainly the majority of casual players (which, tbf, likely make up a good portion of hinterland’s fanbase) do not play on interloper for a variety of reasons. and still, even OTHER vet players don’t like interloper (myself included). it can just be too difficult. or maybe someone just doesnt wanna play on interloper and thats fine!!

i guess it kind of loops back to the idea of the silent majority? of course a lot of people are going to be happy with this update but never say anything. instead you have the small majority of interloper players upset. which again is totally fair, it just gives weirdge to me

also hinterland is generally a very responsive studio. it’s not some EA. the bugs with the prior update were fixed. and yes almost all updates like this come with some kind of bugs, it’s just kinda how shit works lol

i just think we should give them a little bit of trust you know? in the end i feel like a majority of complaints we’ve had over the years for them get fixed or eventually don’t seem that big anymore. i’m certain that this isn’t a slight toward interloper players--i’m also certain that the reasons that hinterland made this choice weren’t willy nilly decided. there’s no reason for them to do that. cutting corners doesn’t make sense, they’ve already pushed back release dates and all of that sort thing and i’m sure they’d do it again if they have to

anyway <3 not to be controversial on main hehe

[wizard-of-weed]

i guess im now a person who cares like. a little bit about what strain of weed my oil is. lime glow tastes like a cardboard cucumber. weirdge.

update: im fucking toasted

[hananoami]

oh.. i guess i didn't do a write up of my SHC Team set up & Stat Attributes for 05/06 to 05/19... weirdge. time to go back into my vods from last season to find all information before writing up the new season's set. edit: idk how i didnt bother to click the details button in any of my vods to see the stat attributes... so now i am trying to recreate those numbers using my teams.... but i've done a bunch of upgrades to my protocores since then. i guess something is better than nothing for my own records. goodness this is sad. i'll make a note of it in my post and will try to do better this season.

[mbabol]

hallows night 6

BEAT TRAITOR LORD? WNTRY IS INSANE? i guessed that he would have betrayed to the pale king but I DIDNT THINK HED BE THE ACTUAL MANTIS LORD THAT WAS OUSTED? HOLY SHIT? also love the consistent gender theme that follows the story

erm also his entry said he actually betrayed to the infection. so. like. its a choice u can make sometimes. to give yourself to the infection for more power. weirdge. so this is how it ties into the pale king possibly creating the infection out of greed for more strength and glory

wow found so many npcs. so first off its ROOT LADY? the white lady. I SAW THE HOUSE EARLIER AND WAS LIKE WTF GOW DO I GET THERE. WELL. NOW I KNOW. also i was wondering what all the roots were about!!!!! huh.

yeah she said a lot of important thingns. 1) she was waiting for someone like me to give the half charm to. so ive been predestined or longed for as a solution 2) SHE KNOWS ABT HORNET. AND HORNET IS THE DAUGHTER OF SOME MOTHER? WAIT A MINUTE. I ONLY KNEW SHE WAS THE KID OF THE PALE KING WHOS THE MAM. sidenote lol at hornet being the gendered child thats actually so funny i love it 3) "i never begrudged the wyrms dalliance as bargain. in fact i feel some affection for the creature birthed" WHAT. WHAT DOES RHIS MEAN. THE WYRM? LIKE THE ONE IN THE FAR ENDS? THE KING ? IS IT NOT THE KING ? WHAT IS HAPPENING. 4) WAIT ALSO WHY WAS THERE A WHITE KNIGHT DEFENDING IT OUTSIDE? I EVEN DREAM NAILED AND IT WAS THINKING PROTECT. IT LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE THE WHITE KNIGHT AT THE PALACE GROUNDS?????????? WHATS HAPPENING 5) ok weve got another mission statement from her to take the place of the vessel. confirmation that my job is to suck up that infection. it is rlly interesting that she mentions the reason why the vessel failed is bc it was tarnished by an idea instilled. colonization 6) WAIT A MINUTE I THOUGHT HORNET WAS THE VESSELS DAUGHTER NGL BC THEY LOOK SO SIMILAR WAIT A SECOND . HUH

christ. i also found. mushroom man. what the hell. since when was he there. hwy did he have lore relevant info. wyrms pull bugs into their thrall.....

i also um. found. the key to the love tower. weirdge btw i was so scared it was going to be a fucking. courtesan/consort kind of scene but ITS JUST THE GUY WHOS BEEN TRAPPING ALL THE GRUBS???????? WHAT. THE FUCKING TOM AND JERRY TRAP DIAGRAM. WHAT THE HELL. AT LEAST ITS GONNA BE EASIER TO FIND THE GRUBS NOW

im also. so close. to ocmpleting charms. h

still not done w bee boss it was hard >< so im wandering around wrapping up loose ends in the meantime

IH YEAH FOUND THE GOD THING? GODSEEKER? IT WAS BY ACCIDENT I SPOILED MYSELF BC I WAS LOOKING FOR GRUB ON WIKI BUT IM HAPPY I FOUND. I LOVE EXTRA COLOSSEUM.

[fahrenheitegg]

GUERILLA STREAM

✽ pairings: mysta rias x y/n

✽ synopsis: mysta has again participated in an offline collab. he's in the kitchen, doing a guerilla stream, while the others are hanging out wherever they are.

✽ further notice: all dialogues (mysta talking to chat) fluff, female bodied reader, she/her

"no we didn't record another song." mysta said and laughed after reading the chat.

"oh my god thank you for the red super chat. mysta, you are so cute— i'm not cute— i hope you're having a fun time in your offline collab please tell us how was it meeting your kouhai for the first time."

"kouhai, you must mean y/n right? she's the only kouhai present in this offline collab aside from alban that i've already met personally a few months ago." mysta said and drank water first.

"y/n, huh?" mysta mumbled. "hmm i guess i could compare her to ike— like, there's just something about her that makes her likeable after you spend a few seconds with her. like ike, she's really likeable in god knows what reasons, you know?"

"when i first met y/n, it was earlier today when we all agreed to meet up at the plaza near a coffee shop. i was waiting with nina, alban, reimu, elira, and the rest of the luxiem members, and also mika when y/n texted us that she's already here. then a few minutes later— the weather here is cold, right? so we're all wearing coats and fluffy scarves— then we saw a literal fluff ball getting off the taxi and approaching us!"

"vox was like oh my god is that a chewbacca? why is it white and pink though while the others started saying that ah maybe it's y/n. yup, we knew that it really was y/n when she was like SWEET CHEESE AND NUT CRACKERS! it's you guys! and that's when we all went to her for a hug."

"well, hugs are expected when you first meet a person you've known for a while right? y/n had to remove her layers of fluffy coats before she could hug everyone for warmth. it was so fun and cute especially when reimu and y/n hugged they were all jumpy like rabbits what the hell." mysta said and laughed.

"i can't describe how they all hugged chat, but reimu and y/n's are the cutest. also when nina squeezed her boobas on y/n's face while hugging her tight and when y/n went on her tippy toes just to hug luca and vox by the neck— it was so cute!"

"oh! oh! someone just said they'll do a fanart of it! tag mystart or i'll hunt you in your sleep, okay?"

"how was it hugging y/n? thank you so much for the super chat!"

"hugging y/n? oh my god i have to address this okay wait." mysta laughed. "when y/n saw me, she just like stared at me for like one to two minutes straight then she suddenly smiled widely that her eyes closed, with her arms wide opened to me, waiting for me to come over instead of just hugging me by herself! yes, chat it was fucking cute! yes! do a fanart! this— this is why i love you chat."

"she was like this." mysta's model was smiling with his eyes closed. "and her arms were opened wide— it's like looking at a smiling marshmallow that moment!"

"oh, you talking about meeting y/n earlier?" vox entered the kitchen.

"yeah! everyone, say hi to vox!"

"hello to you too, dear mystakes." vox greeted back. "i'm just here to search for vegetable oil. me and nina are having meat outside, i'll call you once we're done."

"bye, mystakes!" vox said to the mic before giving mysta a shoulder pat and leaving.

"okay so back to what i was saying, y/n has her arms wide opened so of course i walked to her to give her the hug she wanted!"

"i thought it was just going to be a simple hug like how the others were given but no, the moment i was in y/n's arms, i was embraced by this weirdge warm and heat. i was engulfed by small arms that felt like the bestest hug i've ever received— ever. i don't — i don't really know how to describe it but it's like the way a puzzle fits another one perfectly? i don't have a good analogy for it."

"yeah like that, chat! the way we hugged felt like we're puzzles that perfectly fitted each other! when she buried her face in my neck, i couldn't help but bury mine in hers too. it was a tight hug, chat. a tight tight-ass hug! but it didn't feel strangling, it didn't feel stuffy, chat. it was warm, it was good. like cumming-good." mysta said and laughed.

"yeah yeah... when she caged me in her arms it felt like i was welcomed again, you know what i mean?" mysta said as his voice slowly calmed down. "it was one of the best hugs i've received, chat. no, maybe the best hug ever. i just felt like a baby in that hug— i can't really describe it chat."

"i could just remain in her arms, hugging her forever, you know...?" mysta slowly mumbled as tears unknowingly welled his eyes.

"huh? oh god." he sniffed. "i'm crying! i'm fucking crying, chat, what the fuck?"

"i'm sorry i never meant to get this emotional lol." mysta added while rubbing his eyes. "i've known everyone longer than i knew y/n and i didn't even shed a tear when i hugged them, but y/n's... i don't know, different, i guess? it felt like we knew each other since forever and her hug felt nostalgic and really, really warm chat. like, like that feeling of sitting by the fireplace while it's snowing cold outside and you have a cup of cocoa with marshmallows? like that, i don't know." he explained, at least he tried, while stopping his tears from falling by looking up.

"i'm sorry, chat. i didn't really mean too." mysta chuckled. "i guess, i'm just very happy— too happy, that my body couldn't take it anymore so i just bursted into tears."

"it's been a while since we've been doing offline collabs and i always feel welcome in the nijisanji en family. it has always been a place where i feel like i belong." mysta said. "it was overwhelming when i first felt that, and with y/n's hug, i felt it again, but this time it was too overwhelming for some unknown reasons. fuck."

"mysta, what's wrong?" luca asked, entering the kitchen. "w-why are you crying, man? what's wrong?"

"nothing wrong, it's nothing." mysta laughed. "i just told them about y/n's hug."

"oh yeah, her hugs... they were magical, aren't they?" luca said and handed mysta a handkerchief. "she is the goddess of acceptance and comfort, after all." luca added.

"now don't cry, bro, you're gonna make me cry too..."

"don't fucking cry, dumbass!" mysta laughed.

"who's crying? don't cry." y/n joined in. "oh, you guys are streaming? i'm sorry to interrupt."

"no it's okay." mysta said and chuckle. "i'm alright chat, i'm sorry. i'm alright now. nijisanji en's biggest fluff balls are beside me so i'll be okay. all that's missing is ike."

y/n giggled and stood beside mysta. "yeah, he'll be alright, mystakes! we'll take care of him well!"

"yup! this collab is gonna be all poggers!"

"yeah..." mysta mumbled and held y/n and luca's waist, only for the two to hug him by the side.

[lavemintusa]

𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚁 [𝟷]

𝚂𝚑𝚞 𝚈𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚘 𝚡 𝚐𝚗!𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗: 𝗱𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝘂, 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹, 𝗟𝘂𝘅𝗶𝗲𝗺’𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀.

𝙴𝚛𝚒’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎: 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 🤍

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Mon 09/12/20xx 08:39

Dear diary,

Another headache, I opened my eyes, another day suffering in the hospital. How long did I stay here ? Maybe 4 months, maybe 6, I don’t even remember. I press the button to call out for nurses and waiting for them, I’m going to write something here. I guess today will be the same as everyday, the doctors and nurses will come and bring me to the MRI* scan or several checking, say things like “You will recover soon with our radiotherapy and chemotherapy” or “You don’t need to worry, we will start the surgery soon.” Look as if i believe it, there are no doctors in the neurology dept are “brave” enough to converse with me or help me out of this brain tumor, they pity me for having this, they afraid that I will pass away from the surgery because of their lack of experiences. So what, let me go through hurt by prolong my life until they find some good doctors...

*-short of ‘magnetic resonance imaging’  is a medical imaging technique used in radiology to form pictures of the anatomy and the physiological processes of the body.

Tue 10/12/20xx 07:10

Dear diary,

The medicines they gave me don’t work, I still have a headache. And as always, no one talk to me, I asked myself what if I disappeared nvm, these thought make me so tired. .Oh and I had a dream last night about an angel helped me with my condition, but I guess there won’t be any of them in real life although if they want to use me for something.

Wed 11/12/20xx 06:21

Dear diary,

They said I should wake up early today since someone is coming, I will continue to write this after I meet them. Hopefully not my relative or parents because I know they just want to sneer and complain about how much I have spent staying here, they don’t care about my matter...

09:21

Dear diary (again)

I have met that person, he is a doctor from a big city that my short-term memory cannot handle, he will in charge with my case. His name is Shu Yummy something, sound amusing huh ;) Yeh, he gonna stay here until my surgery finish, quite young but seem to be experienced and reliable. He has colorful hair, I asked and he said it’s natural (doubt). Expectantly we will get along.

Thu 12/12/20xx 15:32

Dear diary 

He saw my yesterday diary page and chuckled a bit, said that I had written his name wrong, it’s Yamino not Yummy something as I said last day. Welp....it’s quite embarrassing. And his smile feels warm, no, his appearance already feels warm. He resembles a big brother to me. His checking was gentle and he brought me some candies, it’s grape flavour, shiny and crystalize, beautiful, just like him.. I need to go now, he will check again at 4pm with another dept’s doctors, I think I will be fine if he’s there lol 

Fri 13/12/20xx 04:43

Dear diary

I CAN’T SLEEP, Shu told me to go to sleep soon and patted my head last night. I know he just want me to be comfortable but it makes me feel weirdge in my stomach. Also diary, I will have my tumor’s surgery by the end of this month, Shu’s going to be the lead surgeon, I really look forward to it !

Sat 14/12/20xx 23:54

Dear diary

So basically this morning, Shu did some daily checking on me, we talked for a while and I asked if he had another schedule, he said he didn’t so he was there with me (so if he has, he won’t stay there ???). He also called his friends who move with him to this hospital, I think his name is Ike Eveland and Mysta Rias from different depts. Oh and they allowed me to call them by their first name. They’re all hilarious and friendly, they also said some words that I don��t understand, probably amogus backward or pilk... Shu said that I shouldn’t know them, hmm it’s make me really curious dear my diary. 

Mon 16/12/20xx 12:06

Dear diary

Yesterday was amazingggg, Shu took me outside for a small picnic near a pond of the hospital. I guess he’s not really that busy huh. He tried to “rick roll” me by a poem, I dodged it by saying his hair looked like banana. I thought Shu will get angry but he just giggled ><. Oh and he scolded me for stayed up late, I didn’t mean to Yummytoe :(

Tue 17/12/20xx 21:17

Dear diary

Shu sang several songs during his break for me, the best one are “fukujusou” and “tabacco”, his voice was so sweettt. He messed up some words too, that’s adorable. Hey Shu, if you keep looking me with those amethyst eyes I’m going to faint, and pls don’t smile, you gonna make both my heart and brain stop working, jk keep smiling Dr Yamino 

Wed 18/12/20xx 10:28

Ayo diary, Vox who also Shu’s friend said that I might have a crush on Shu, but we just meet for a week....

I will ask the other later then

20:28

THEY SAID THE SAME THING, WHAT IS GOING ON

Thu 19/12/20xx 19:39

Dear diary

I have been thinking a lot and I might have a crush on Sh-

__________________________________________

“NO I DON’T OMGGGG” I yelled out of sudden make Luca choked on his pringles.

“WTH why are you yelling ???” he gulped down then stared at me in shocking.

“No, there’s nothing” closing my diary, I laid down and shut my eyes, feeling something poked my cheek. 

“It’s not really hard to confirm your feeling toward someone, especially the one that straightforward like Shu” As Luca knew what I was thinking about, he nudged the spoon at me, started to stir his coffee.

“NOOO, you won’t understand, if I say something wrong, our relationship will collapse or being really weirdddd” I whined, rolled on my bed, Luca sighed and sipped his coffee. 

“I will call Shu” he stood up, quickly went to door looking for his friend only to met Shu staring at him, ready to open it, I didn’t expect to see him this hour.

“What are you doing here Dr Kaneshiro ?” Shu asked while looking at me, Luca hugged him right away.

“Oh my lovely Shu, this room is so comfy and warm, also I want to find you for something, actually they are the one who want to find you” Luca wiggled his eyebrows looking at me, Shu came in, asked me why I looking for him, but for god sake I cannot even looked in his eyes. Luca saw that situation and started to talk

“They want to ask if they are in love with this pers-” “LUCA” I threw a pillow toward his face, but I guess Shu already heard it all. His voice was steadily, he stared at me and asked: 

“So what about that person ?”