#We're Dancing Like We're Dumb Our Bodies Going Numb (Mercedes Olson)

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[ @south-park-saints-and-sinners || Continued From Here || Chris ]

[ Mercedes ]

“Yeah, ‘oh’.” She giggled back at him, grinning and looking up at him for a moment before nodding, “Yeah, I get that a lot, actually. Just wait until I start sending you the good pics.”

With another playful wink, she wrapped her arms around his neck and leaned up to kiss right between his eyes, leaving behind her bright red lipstick mark.

“Mmm, I was thinking Red Robin? I’m dying for that prickly pear drink.”

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[ @south-park-saints-and-sinners || Continued From Here || Chris ]

[ Mercedes ]

When her song ended, she was ready to go for her phone to change the next song, only for him to speak.

Shocked as she whipped around, she stared at him, then glanced at her bluetooth speakers, and then offered an uncertain smile.

“Thanks, babe... I, uh... Didn’t know you were still here.” 

Her cheeks were red. She didn’t mean to do all of that around him, and in her damn lacy bra and panties, too. It wasn’t like a lot of men stayed when she went to work. Mostly, she had something with Michael. Other men thought she was too promiscuous. But she guessed that Chris must have really liked her.

“Did you want to, uh... I mean... I can start dinner?”

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MERCEDES BETHANY OLSON

The Part-Time Barbie, Part-Time Wednesday

"Just as we have two eyes and two feet, duality is part of life." - Carlos Santana

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Mercedes Bethany Olson

Nicknames: Merce, Malibu Morticia (Michael Exclusive)

Faceclaim: Emma Roberts

Age: 23

Gender: Cis Female

Sexuality: Pansexual Panromantic Polygamous

Height: 5′11″

Weight: 138lbs

Birthday: January 4th

Sign: Capricorn

Occupation: Dancer at the Peppermint Hippo

WINNIFRED “WINNIE”

Mercedes’ old girl. She has had this cat since she was ten, and loves her to pieces. Winnie doesn’t like to be bothered by most people but will come lay with Mercedes in the wee hours of the morning for cuddles. They don’t talk about it.

DAWSON

Dawson is her little troublemaker and a huge goofball. If he can get into something, he will, without a doubt. He is most often the one she will take pictures of doing stupid shit. Michael has received images of this cat wearing Mercedes’ bras.

PEONY

AKA “Our Baby” with Michael. He drove her to pick up Peony, and she refuses to accept ‘no’ as an answer. Peony is young and inexperienced, and rarely without Mercedes when she’s home. Peony has ridden in Mercedes’ purse in public a few times, as well.

QUICK FACTS

Mercedes continued to be friends with those in Stan’s dance crew after the fact, finding herself closer with Michael than she thought she’d be. She would actually consider him one of her best friends, and she trusts him implicitly.

While she can be very giving and kind, it has to be earned. She will be a real bitch until she gets to know someone.

When in Infiniti’s presence, she is catty and rude and sardonic. 

Infiniti, Mercedes, Porsche, and Ferrari hang out often, and when Infiniti isn’t around, Mercedes is the default leader. Porsche and Ferrari are more or less followers.

Mercedes dabbles in the occult thanks to Michael, but mostly only to help him with things he needs. She wants to partake in rituals and the like but she’s not totally sure where to start and isn’t sure she wants to ask Michael too much.

She will tell Michael exclusively about people giving her trouble at work, and has called him several times to help her in a bad situation.

If she likes you, she will send suggestive messages with pictures of animals instead. ‘Look at my pussy’ with pictures of her cat, or ‘Nice Cock’ with rooster images.

Headcanons Masterlist

TAGS LIST

We're Dancing Like We're Dumb Our Bodies Going Numb (Mercedes Olson)

This Photo Of Us It Don't Have A Price (Mercedes Musings)

There's A Party In Your Bedroom All Night Long (Mercedes Aesthetic)

Soho Dolls They Make You Wanna Cry (Mercedes Closet)

Sugar’s Gotta Get Out You’re Baby’s Leaving You (Mercedes Headcanons)

Still Time For Her To Come And Get Some (Mercedes Journal Entries)

VERSES

TBD

MAINS AND SHIPS

MAINS

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Michael - She Moves Like She’s Walking On Water She Moves Like The Boss’ Daughter (Mercedes and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Kyle - All The Little Pieces Make Up So Much Sense In The Distance (Mercedes and Kyle - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@throughxthexmist​ - Stan - Just Like A Monkey I’ve Been Dancing My Whole Life (Mercedes and Stan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Jimmy - It’d Be A Crime If I Didn’t Holler (Mercedes and Jimmy - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Kenny - You Know You Caught My Eye (Mercedes and Kenny - ThroughxThexMist)

@south-park-saints-and-sinners​ - Chris - I Know You’re Never Satisfied (Mercedes and Chris - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)

@south-park-saints-and-sinners​ - Scott - Love Is Infinite Like Sun Rays (Mercedes and Scott - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)

SHIPS

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Michael -  My Heart Belongs To Daddy So I Simply Couldn't Be Bad (Michael x Mercedes - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@south-park-saints-and-sinners​ - Chris -  It's You That I Adore Though I Make The Boys Fall Like Dominoes (Chris x Mercedes - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

[ Mercedes ]

@southxparkxafterxdark​

[Text To: Treedaddy 3:38:29] OMG LOOK AT MY PUSSY

[Text To: Treedaddy: 3:39:01] [Image Sent]

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👠

Chris to Mercedes

South-park-saints-and -sinners

Send in 👠 to walk in on my muse dancing!

@south-park-saints-and-sinners || Chris

[ Mercedes ]

Swinging her hips to the beat, Mercedes threw a hand up above her head, swirling in a circle. She seemed pretty happy to move, really letting it all out as she bopped to Supa Dope in her living room.

It had started off with her cleaning that evening after work, picking up clothes to music as she went alone, and when she finally got into the swing of things... She began to dance like she was at work.

The broom became a pole, and she was dropping low whenever she picked something up off the floor.

To say she was putting on a show in her underwear was to be putting it lightly. Thinking she was alone, as Chris had obviously already gone to work, or even home, she didn’t bother keeping her music or voice down as she sang to the tune, lifting her ass first as she swept the dirt into the dustpan.

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

“I love you, but for the love of god don’t interrupt me with a kiss!”(Chris to whoever)

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Kisses! Kisses! Kisses!

@south-park-saints-and-sinners || Chris

[ Mercedes ]

“Uh, news flash, I’m going to do whatever I want with my mouth. If you’re getting all bent out of shape over this, maybe that’s a you problem.”

Mercedes winked, unable to keep herself from giggling and grinning at him.

“Don’t be such a stick in the mud, Chris, seriously. You’ve been talking for ten minutes, I just wanted to know if you wanted to get something to eat or not.”

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Chris calling her cell.

"Hey Mercedes, you want to go to the park with me?"

South-park-saints-and-sinners

Per This M!A

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[ Mercedes ]

“Oooh, fuck, Chris--”

Gasping loudly, Mercedes’ eyes rolled back and she felt the spasming between her legs rocking her to her core. It made her feel empty and maybe a little gross, but the idea of meeting him at the part with her panties soaked was appealing to her. 

She rocked her hips absently against the couch, shaky hand nearly dropping her phone.

“I... I... Y-yeah, I’ll... I’ll meet you at the... The park.”

She was going to ravish him.

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

M!A here! Any time your muse hears their name being said They orgasm! (For any of age muse, for 3 days)

[ Dylan, Mercedes, and Gregory ]

“Pardon?” Gregory blinked a few times, before biting his lip, “I’m going to what, now?”

Dylan snorted, chuckling with a grin, “Sounds like a challenge, to me.”

Mercedes shook her head with a soft smile, “Bring it on, anon.”