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marmorada · 2 months

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i dont think Snape rlly knows what shampoo is. he probably sticks his head under the water for a while and thats it. weve never seen him described as smelly so i think he just does his bits and pits and thinks why do these dolts take so much longer than me

#This is mostly in jest but #He didn’t wash his hair as a kid either #It was probably one of those situations where once he got older and learned past the neglect #He was already on the evil and apathetic train so it just never caught on #We never notice the greasiness go up and down at normal intervals like a depressed person’s would between showers… iirc #Ive heard washing your hair with bar soap like a psycho can increase grease but idk by how much

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