#We also share the religion of Crabstianity where we believe crabs are god and squirrels are alien angels
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all this stuff about black cat/orange cat, black cat/golden retriever. What about orange cat/golden retriever.
#As a golden retriever person with an orange cat best friend I love this#I also respect orange cat/orange cat#But like. My friend and I are wonderful together#I've got the sun energy and symbolism#He's the moon or the stars#He isn't sure#But like we're fuckin awesome#We're both introverts#But I'm much more social than he is and although we're both neurodivergent my adhd is. Very hyperactive#Also inattentive but yk. His is more just innatentive.#He supports and joins in on my shenanigans and bullshit#But he's also quieter and shyer than I am#I am very much the 'He asked for no pickles' person#(Hiding the multiple photos of me chugging a jar of pickle juice)#I'm the summer to his spring#(Not for our color seasons#Like he's a bit less ridiculous than I am and he has pulled me off of fences that I try to vault before (and out of windows that I'm in)#But he's also very much willing to join me when I say we should set up shrines to the squirrels in a local park#We also share the religion of Crabstianity where we believe crabs are god and squirrels are alien angels#Ur welcome to join#We don't really do anything I just get excited about crabs cause they're fuckin adorable#I always catch them at beaches and hand them to him#Similar to flowers#I just give him random shit.#'Hey milo close ur eyes and put out ur hands'#Crab#Flowers#Chocolate I bought him#Piece of wood#Kisses
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