#Wdym dragon? Thats just a tree

[mrlilrox]

May you draw a headshot of a dragon with a Pinocchio curse? Her snoot grows whenever she lies, but she doesn't mind because birds land and rest on her snoot.

Snoot? More like perch ngl

[thepanopticonsystem]

Our writing projects!

The Final Ballad from the Clouds - Our pride and joy, a multi-perspective (currently about 11 unique perspectives) horror fiction book (with hints of romance and comedy) about a town in Oregon being haunted by a mysterious smoke being known as “The Beast”, “Fixer”, or even “PENIS.” you can thank Wyatt for coming up with that last name. Includes a lesbian couple, aroace schizophrenic dude with religious trauma, shadowy gay dude, a skibidi toilet kid in a 25 year old man’s body, the literal afterlife, EW WOKENESS, regina george, totally gay but doesnt know yet, archaeologist, monkey, angry gay, old woman, one of our alters, and more religious trauma! and death. so much death.

eacapist - Just a funny little solo project / band created by yours truly, never recorded anything I just like writing songs

The Beings of Odd - wdym a sibling rivalry is destroying the world??, a book about a world plagued by monsters known as “Beings”, and the main character, Dennis Porter, is on a mission to document all of them, save Liverstown, and maybe also the whole world. Includes a group of children raised by a monster, a hungry hypnotizing octopus, the balance of the chase, a poem reference, haha tma reference, old man with a mean wife, and a catastrophic sibling rivalry.

The Starless Sky - yuh yoh yaggy what happened to the stars, a Wings of Fire fan book about a group of dragons with their ups and downs joining together to get the stars back from a vengeful animus hybrid. Includes literally jane doe from rtc, A-Diddy, literal ball of sunshine that cant do shit, regular dude, mean red guy, stargazing hobo, and duckweed

Prototype - beep boop, a dystopian book about a world plagued by wars and a robot on a mission to stop it all. Includes a funny robot guy, regular ass dude, dying baby, brick wall, the nerd emoji, reference to another book, edgar allen poe reference, and a less malicious AM

Alright, Goodbye - AUGHHH *sniffle* AUGHHHGGGH AUUHHHUH *sniff sniffle*, another dystopian book about the end of the world and a man that is the only person that knows about it and witnesses the rest of his family in peaceful obliviousness without having the balls to tell them. Includes unnamed, unnamed, unnamed, unnamed, unnamed, unnnamed, and unnamed

The Breathing Earth - the earth wants to hatch, ANOTHER dystopian book about a group of researchers that descend down into the earth and discover that its hollow and there is a creature living inside it known only as “The Slumberer”, which wakes up, breaks out of the earth, and the group must team up and kill it. Includes another brick wall, M-Diddy, Adrianne Lenker if she was jacked, dainty girl, pimp lincoln, reference to prototype, robot, ourple, big man, nerd man, weird critters, and big boy

Silence, Babbling Brook! - yes the exclamation point is apart of the title, a short story about a brook witnessing many events and thats basically it its pretty short. includes the brook ig

The Divine War - MY BABYYYYYYY, a story about a vengeful goddess of war that promises revenge for all victims of war, but fucks up and does it a way where it’s terrible for everybody, and then goes and hibernates with the goddesses of the moons and stars until its judgement day time and a bunch of gods have to stop her. includes way too many people, angy war goddess, and force

The Clan of the Trees - apart of the The Divine War universe but also isnt, a story about a clan in Clovestown, Maine fighting to protect their members from the rest of the town that believes that they’re kidnapping their members and forcefully indoctrinating them. Includes the gods but special, toucan sam, another one of our alters, and a lot more people

The Ancient Ones : A Tale of a Lone God - also linked to The Divine War and The Clan of the Trees but also isnt, a story about a medieval British town plagued by evils that must be saved by the main character, Henry Scutter, and his best friend, Zach Snailshell. Includes mouse, snail, side character thats somehow our favourite, sacrificial lamb, literal god, literal satan, another crow

World In Chains - why are there so many dystopian stories, ANOTHER ANOTHER dystopian book about an alien planet fighting for justice against an oppressive government in the North while also using help from the son of the planet, Infertuitous, who is slowly dying along with the planet. Includes TMA reference, old OC, spy, child, spy’s boyfriend, grumpy old man, and literal corpse

The House of Insects - bzzz bzzz bzzz, a story about an abused girl named Grace who is brought to a dream world with her cat Henrietta where she lives in a manor full of insects ruled by one butterfly named Mr. Flutter, but when people start dying, Grace teams up with a group of spies to track down the murderer. Includes butterfly, gay moth, gay mantis, spider, wonderful lady with a scythe, crow (i mean seriously whats with the crows), girl, and cat

The Magnus Archives : The New Crown - Angst… but cover it in eyes, a TMA alternate universe with the regular plot lines as season 1-4… except season 5, in season 5 the eyepocalypse is replaced with a ritual called “The Shattered Sky”, where everyone must go to one island, no matter how long it takes them, and fight to death. Immortals are not forced to participate. Includes literally me, literally me again, ripoff Tim, oh the worms noticed you, literally one of our alters again, werewolf in a wheelchair, coffin man, AWOOGA!!, ghost 1, twins, spider, ghost 2, skelly man, gay spiral, eepy vro, ghost 3, skelly man 2, grandpa of wheelchair werewolf, blind rock lady, and the rest of my friend hektor’s characters idk

ok bye

[peachypeaxh]

Back to black

If you were dying who would you say goodbye to first out of everyone? Omg that's so dark... probably my son

Are you someone who actually likes to babysit children? Not really... I used to dislike children a lot

Do you find any of your friends’ parents creepy or really mean? I haven't met them

Do you have things on your mind right now? Everything is on my mind all the time

Are you at all stressed right now? I was stressed but then I got high

What was the last stuffed animal you bought? I don't know, I don't buy toys like that

What’s the last new good song that you discovered? Roze

Felicity, Fiona, or Flavia? Aaaam idk

Which biblical name do you prefer: Naomi, Esther, Rachel, or Joanna? Naomi. Esther is also very beautiful

Do you own a cowboy hat? No

Have you ever unfriended a sibling on social media? Yes

Has someone let you down recently? Someone always let's me down

What are you looking forward to? Spring, school, new job

What’s your favorite Lady Gaga song? Milion reasons and born this way

Skeletons or scarecrows? Skeletons

What type of tree is the most common where you live? Idk man

Where did your last kiss take place? At the door

Name of your pet? Ali. He is my pet but he is staying at my parents house bcs little boy was jealous

How was your summer? Shitty. I hate summer.

Do you miss anyone right now? Yes

What size is your shirt? It's cardigan in large

Who was the last person you held hands with? My babyyyy boy

Do you get out of bed on the left side or right side? Left

Do you like to be closer or farther back to the wheel when driving? Closer

When eating dinner, do you eat foods in order or just inhale it? Wdym in order?

When you lose your phone, where is the first general place you look? Somewhere on the floor

Do you fall asleep with your mouth open or closed? Closed

What was the last bug you killed? Little spider

Do you keep items in your front or back pants’ pocket? Back. I usually don't have front pockets

What was the last item or location you cleaned? Floors

Do you own a pet spider? No, I'm scared of them

Have you ever gone on a cruise? No

Is there a rocking chair in your house? Also no

Have you ever been stood up? Yes

Do you like elevators or escalators? Uhh.. elevator even though it scares me

Which do you prefer: M&M’s, Skittles, or Reese’s Pieces? Skittles

If you could be the sidekick of a superhero which superhero would you pick? I can name like two superheroes and thats all

Where on your body would you never get a tattoo? hmmm idk...maybe face

Do you think that you could ever win a food eating contest? No..

Honestly, have you ever thrown garbage out of the window of a car? Yes when I was still stupid and uneducated

What is the first song that comes to mind when I say: Michael Jackson? Billie Jean

Which would you find more menacing: dinosaurs or dragons? Dragons

Can you say “hello” in another language? Yes

Do you like licorice? Idk

Did anybody ever read bedtime stories to you when you were younger? Nope

Do you have a favorite Johnny Depp movie? What is it? I like them all... he is such a great actor

Were you ever force-fed as a child? Yes

Should kidneys or other organs be able to be bought and sold? NO

What is one of your most important rules when going on a date? Meet on a public place until you know them REALLY good, listen carefully..people always tell the truth you just have to know how to listen

Will children today have better or worse lives than their parents, and why? Depends... I'm too high to explain anything rn

What's the most ironic thing you've seen happen? My life

Would you rather go ice skating or roller skating? Ice skating

How many different types of guns have you shot? (water, Nerf, real, etc) 2

Which of the three meals a day are you most likely to skip? Lunch

What's something lots of people are afraid of, but you aren't? I don't know

Do you know anyone who is tolerant of some on the LGBT spectrum but not all? Yes

Do open casket wakes freak you out? We don't do that here, but it would freak me out for sure

When's the last time you slept in your parents' bed? Like a year ago

What's something that will always be in fashion? Classic clothes..like shirts and blazers

What "old person things" do you do? Everything ahhahah... I'm constantly in pain, I go to bed early and wake up early, I complain about everything

Do you live in the same hometown as where you were born? No... not even the same country

Did you dorm at college or commute from home? I didn't go to college

Do you prefer the thin blue and white masks, or decorative ones? FFP2 Pflicht

Have you ever witnessed someone have a seizure before? No

Have you ever rode on the back of a shopping cart, or a Home Depot dolly? No..

Does everything you buy have to be organic? No, but I try to buy better quality

Do you support more small businesses or chain restaurants/stores? We don't eat outside

Have you ever been crowned king or queen at a school dance? No school dances for European kids

How old were you when you first started wearing a bra? Maybe 12 or 13

Are you more invested in computer games or video games? I am not interested in any kind of games

Are you a fan of pumpkin spice everything? Yeeeesss

Is there any holiday that you don't decorate your house for? I don't decorate for Halloween

Tell me something your parents don't know about. I started smoking weed when I was 14. I stopped thank God, but I have been getting high lately on the weekends before going to bed (I'm 25 now)

What's the last table food you fed your pet? My parents gave him some rice

Have you ever peed in the water at the beach? Yes when I was a kid

Have you ever scored a winning goal for a team you played for? No

Have you ever participated in LARPing? No

Have you ever gotten a divorce? No and I hope I never will

Do you prefer "regular kissing" or French kissing? Regular and than french

Are you more likely to give a hickey to someone else or get one? Hickey.. wtf eww. Neither

Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream? I have never had an ice cream with sprinkles

Have you been in more car accidents as a passenger or a driver? Driver. (1 car accident)

Have you ever been wrongfully convicted of a crime? No

Was any of the cafeteria food at your school actually any good? No

Have you ever wanted to become a lifeguard? Also no

What's the highest fever you've ever had? 39°C

Have you ever kissed a dog on the mouth? No eww why would anyone do that

When you were born was the umbilical cord wrapped around your neck? Idk

Would you enter a burning building to save a kitten? Hmmm... depends

Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John? Luke

Have you ever been told that you talk too much? Yes gahahaha

Do you like to clean? Sometimes...I like to have spotless clean house but I'm not always in the mood to clean it

Do you know of anyone who went into labor at the baby shower? No

When's the last time you did a hand game with someone? (ie: Mary Mack) never

Do you know anyone who was not born in a hospital, unexpectedly? no

Does anyone you know have dual citizenship to live in multiple countries? Probably. My parents used to have dual citizenship. I'm going to have it too

Do you still have a landline phone/phone number? No

Name a fad that was popular when you were growing up, that you miss. Oh, idk

Have you ever gotten to milk a cow or a goat? No and I wouldn't like to