#Water bottle

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*Incidents that make it dirty could include dropping it on the ground/in the mud, something weird getting spilled on it, etc.

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[logybearboy]

[yesnowhatno]

The (autistic?) urge to absolutely mutilate a water bottle when it’s empty. Biting off that little ring thing, tearing off the sticker, pushing its sides in

[fritz-federleicht]

Stage experience/ Vessel x reader

Summary: You just wanted to put a full water bottle under his keyboard during the gig.

Words: 914

You travel a lot with the band. At first it was just because you wanted to be close to your boyfriend Vessel to make sure he's okay while touring. But it quickly became clear that you were the go-to person for everything. You take care of some of their social media, do small tasks during set-up and make sure the guys feel comfortable.

This includes their performances. As always, you stand backstage and watch the stage from the side. Everything goes as planned, the show is perfect. Your boyfriend jumps across the stage like Bambi, fooling around with the others.

However, you notice from your position that his water bottle, which he has placed under the keyboard because of his strained voice recently, is almost empty. Which is not unusual considering the concert is already halfway through.

A low hum escapes you. You grab a full bottle and enter the stage without attracting attention. You sneak past behind II and his drums to Vessel's keyboard. You quickly place the new bottle of water to make your way off the stage unnoticed.

Well, not if Vessel has his way. He's spotted you. Like a predator, he's set his eyes on his prey and approaches you with long, graceful strides.

As you straighten up, you realise that your attempt to sneak on and off the stage unnoticed has failed. Vessel's attention is completely on you.

From the way he approaches you as if you were his everything, you can imagine that he's ready to flirt with you in front of the roaring crowd.

He won't kiss you on stage, you know that for sure. He would never reveal an insight into your relationship to the public. And definitely not a hint about his identity.

Your boyfriend gets closer and closer until he holds out his large hand, dipped in black body paint, for you to take.

You look at him a bit uncertain as you can see past him at the large crowd. He replies with a warm smile only you can see because his back faces the audience and wiggles his slender digits.

Eventually you grab his hand, and a roar fills the venue. Vessel guides your fingers to his lips before gently bending his torso in front of you as if asking for a dance.

A grin creeps onto your lips and before you realise it he's placed his hands on your hips and turned you around in his arms. A surprised noise escapes from your mouth.

You look ahead, into the sea of faces and phones eagerly filming the whole experience. Your breath catches. All eyes are on you and the charming man who looks like a god in his costume. He looms behind you, hovering like an intimidating guardian.

A low growl escapes him next to your ear that is only meant for you to hear. Vessel pulls your back closer to his bare, toned chest and allows his hands to roam gently over your sides. Finally, he snakes his arm around your waist. His free hand finds its way up to your chin. Gently guiding you, he tilts your head back until you rest your head against his broad shoulder.

He looks down at you and starts to sweep the pad of his thumb fondly along the curve of your lower lip. Which causes you to part your lips instinctively.

People scream excitedly in response and you want to turn your head towards them. To look at them. But you can't. Vessel holds your chin firmly yet gently between his fingers. You're trapped in his arms. Almost like before every show, when he won't let you go until the last possible second.

In the corner of your eye, you see III's slim figure and you can literally imagine his big grin under the mask.

Your gaze shifts back to Vessel, who now slowly slides his index finger down your throat. He brings his hands back to their original position on your hips and gives you another gentle squeeze. A silent thank you. Then he pulls away from you with an small smile in your direction and strides with swift, elegant steps to his mic to make sure he doesn't miss his turn.

For a moment, you stand perplexed in front of the keyboard. You watch as your boyfriend reverently holds the mic with one hand while singing and slowly slides his fingers up the microphone stand with the other.

Nobody pays attention to you anymore. Vessel holds the crowd spellbound, has them wrapped around his finger. And this fact alone impresses you. The ease with which he manages to attract the attention of the entire crowd.

The thought of what task you actually wanted to fulfil snaps you out of your thoughts. With a gentle smile on your lips, you head backstage, past II.

Behind the blind, you glance down on yourself. Black body paint sticks to your hands and clothes. And you're sure you've got some on your chin and throat too.

But you're used to it. Vessel's lack of patience would have left stains on you anyway. He just can't help but feel you before he showers the dirt and sweat from the show off his body.

You decide to enjoy the performance further and not to clean yourself now. He'll mark you as his again in his own way anyway.

[400facts]

Parappa The Sriracha

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[lingi-15]

🍀New merch incoming!!🍀 ROBIN Acrylic milk water bottle

Pre-Order now on my Etsy shop🥰

[xxyamaxx]

Would you guys buy my water bottle for free

Here’s the full design:

The fruits belong to @atypical-artisan! ദ്ദി・ᴗ・)✧

[fruitiermetrostation]

[swan2swan]

Honestly surprised this moment faded from memory, I would have thought at least six cartoons would have snuck this in as a Character Moment.

[fitsofgloom]

Church of Satan founder Anton Lavey with Jayne Mansfield's novelty water bottle. Mansfield and Lavey were pilloried for mutually baiting the tabloid press, but they did seem to be real friends beyond all the ballyhoo. Lavey was bequeathed Mansfield's taxidermied chihuahuas (!) that perished along with her in her fatal crash, and she claimed that he helped mystically heal her young son after he was mauled by a lion (!!).

[tortuga-stims]

A Sonic the Hedgehog themed stimboard to remind you to stay hydrated!!

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Image descriptions: 9 square images in a 3 by 3 grid, with all except the center image, which is static, being moving gifs.

1: A hand holding and then spinning a piece of ice shaped like a fidget spinner, with three round prongs extending from a circle.

2: A hand swirling a blue drink and ice cubes inside a clear plastic cup.

3: A hand holding a small plastic water bottle with a label that says “I’M A LI’L COOLER” with an illustration of two water bottles with faces wearing sunglasses inside a cooler.

4: An opaque reusable water bottle with a black to blue gradient covered in various stickers of Sonic characters being run under a stream of water from a sink.

5: A static image of Sonic Adventure 2 key art of Sonic wearing his SOAP shoes appearing to be mid-run. It has been edited so he is holding a reusable water bottle. The background is a blue water texture.

6: A European hedgehog lapping up water from a light pink container outdoors at night.

7: A glass partially filled with ice having water be poured into it.

8: A reusable cup with a straw made of clear plastic decorated with a pattern of classic Sonic’s head, rings, and blue stars, being filled with a blue drink.

9: A rainbow colored collapsible silicone water bottle being collapsed and expanded repeatedly.

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[heracliteanfire]

Water Bottle from Tutankhamun's Embalming Cache. New Kingdom, ca. 1336–1327 B.C.

(via Metropolitan Museum of Art)

[sonoyin]

Drink water lovelies! <3

[gavamont]

A wizard that uses a really tall metal water bottle for a staff. You may catch him dropping it to make the most clangerous noise, you may catch him going back into his house when the Wizard Uber appears because he almost forgot his bottle, but you will assuredly never catch him dehydrated.