#Wasn't sure I should tag with the ship tag BUT fuck it XD

[siixkiing]

"how much soup is soup?" macaque is teaching him how to cook. he has no say

☯ world's shittiest rp memes™: jerma985 cooking-themed sentence starters ☯

This was a mistake, his kitchen was about to be absolutely destroyed in the process of trying to teach the Great Sage how to cook. How the hell did he get convinced into doing this? Recalling the pleading look from — Wukong pulling off his best puppy dog eyes that he could muster as he begged him to teach him. Avoiding questions of 'why' from the six-eared simian like someone who had become an expert at it.

Macaque had wanted to turn him down, doing his best to not let those crocodile tears or the begging break his resolve. There was no possible way he was letting that menace of a monkey into the kitchen. Least, that was the plan BUT the Monkey King was nothing if not persistent and would not let up on his request. It turned into a battle of who would break first after a while — which sadly ended up being the golden simian that won, who was all too pleased with himself. Having used his arsenal just right, knew where to strike to chip away at his warrior's resolve to NOT give into him.

Even after everything, it seemed the shadow wielder was still wrapped around the cheeky monkey's finger tightly. His sanity and kitchen paying the price as an agitated sigh left his lips. Very least the kitchen was still standing — albeit an absolute mess cause of the king. Ugh, he was going to be cleaning this for hours.

"I swear, you are the embodiment of a living disaster you know that?"

Course, there had been some charm to the disastrous display — if only for the sole fact that Wukong was being unintentionally charming and cute. Least, it seemed that way. Getting utterly giddy when he managed to chop the vegetables just the right way or staring in wonderment as Macaque had shown him how to prep what they needed. Adding flourish to his instructions. Only being shooed and shoved aside when the golden simian want to attempt what he had just learned on his own. Keeping to the side and watching him carefully.

Rolling his eyes at the question before sliding up behind him with practice grace. There was no way he'd be able to move him to take over — being swatted away each time he tried with earlier attempts. This seemed like the better compromise as he pressed his chest into his back, hands moving to grasp the other's. It seemed to be turning out relatively well, least from look alone. They'd see when they tasted it.

" — steady, you going to have less of it if you stir it like a madman here. Just take it slow."

[dootznbootz]

Can I ask why you hate OdyDio? I’m not super familiar with Greek mythology yet, and I’ve seen OdyDio as fairly popular so I’m curious about the other side lol (I personally don’t ship it just because I can’t imagine Odysseus with anyone other than Penelope tbh).

Because people are literally mischaracterizing both Odysseus and Diomedes to make it work and it spits in the face of what Homophrosyne means 🙃

And people are nuts about it in a way that pisses me off more than any other NOTP/crackship I've had before.

I guess this post, This one, and This one that people have done about vague fandom is a good explanation if that's all you want as I do rant here lol. NGL, I don't...really care if I'm being mean right now. Like block, unfollow, or ignore me. I wanna rant.

Btw, yeah, I'm being a "hater" but I'll tag right so you can block "#anti odydio" if you must.

I already didn't care for it in the first place, (I've vented about it before) as I agree, OdyPen are literally soulmates. To the point where they have their own WORD for their love. And yet people will fucking insist that "Oh, Odysseus and Diomedes are more compatible". WHERE?

The Odyssey is literally about him trying to go back home to Penelope and their son. And even in the Iliad, Odysseus mentions her. The Odyssey only mentions Diomedes three times and never once by Odysseus (once by Nestor, twice by Menelaus) so... that goes to show how Odysseus feels about him. 🤷 Kind of wild that Odysseus mentions his wife multiple times in both works but says fuck all about his war co-worker. Menelaus was the one who talked about Odysseus so warmly in the Odyssey as well. Y'all just don't "blorbo" him enough to pair him with Odysseus.

I was just neutral about the ship existing because it's like one of those absurd crackships to me but with how popular, fanonized, and just...With HOW people have behaved about it to me ;~;

Ofc, I'm a huge Penelope fan but even with Diomedes, you can't go into his tag without OdyDio. I'm not even joking. I'm sad I've had to block Diomedes' tag as well because people don't tag right AND don't apparently see him as more than Odysseus' "fling" ;~; (I mean at least Penelope and Diomedes can relate to the fact that it sucks that a lot of people are only caring about them because of Odysseus and not because of who they are. :/ )

Just in general, with my own reading of the Iliad, I...WHERE?! xD Where is the "ship"? They are comrades and they're very different from one another personality wise. Sure, they're a good team in combat but in life??? They are not "likeminded" at ALL.

They also have a fairly large agegap, Odysseus being one of the older kings while Diomedes is one of the youngest. I have them around a decade apart in my writing If you bring up pederasty, you will be smited. You're fucking disgusting.

They also have very little in common other than them both being Athena's pets (which um. Penelope is one too, you know?). Odysseus is a fucked up lil warrior trickster who loves his wife and child more than life itself while Diomedes is a young child soldier boy who is incredibly duty bound and war is where he feels most comfortable.

Diomedes would not put up with Odysseus' rambling about his family and Odysseus WANTS to talk about that. They're co-workers.

Diomedes is a younger king who looks up to all these older and more experienced kings. "Notice me, senpai" energy, and I love it!

And I really hate this "Male/Male relationships didn't 'count' back then so it's not cheating!" like, it may not have counted THEN but it should count NOW. Male/Male relationships have counted to THOSE COUPLES and it has ALWAYS counted. Like by saying that, you're already fucking undermining this supposed beautiful relationship by saying "It wasn't seen as real :3 ".

Like is it a real relationship, important and meaningful for both, in which yeah, Odysseus IS emotionally and physically cheating. (unless Pen and him have agreed to be Poly which yes! Go forth if that's the case! :D Give Penny a GF too!) or was it a casual thing that actual just meant "nothing", therefore OdyDio means nothing? WHICH IS IT?!

Like Admit and have fun with a crackship and then yeah, just do it because you find it hot. You don't have to pull stuff outta nowhere in order to have fun with a CRACKSHIP.

OR delve into the possible feelings of Odysseus feeling like he's betraying Penelope by falling in love with another or whatever! And if it's just "casual fucking", y'all. He's fucking married and deeply in love. Have OdyPen KNOW they can both be casual so she won't feel betrayed when he tells her "Oh yeah, me and this guy were fucking during the war. :) Yeah, I fell in love with him too! Wait, why are you mad at me?"

As from what I know, with kings especially, you did NOT interact with someone like that of the same rank without consequences of being ridiculed by the others. Odysseus is older and more respected than Diomedes, and Diomedes, who is TRYING to prove himself, would not want to be with another king as that would make people respect him less! If you want to write about it, at least delve into that possible JUICY type of drama that would occur with a CRACKSHIP relationship like this! It's okay to ship something JUST because it's a fetish y'all!

like I have no respect for guys who are supposed to be Wifeguys who don't hold true to that with a "eh but it's 20 years so I just gotta keep myself busy so I don't think about it and blah blah" OK so a man with no self-control? Wonderful. A weak willed, casual, irreverent cheater? Lovely. Fuck whoever that is. That's Not Odysseus. That's a fucking OC at this point.

That's just the Canon texts itself as to why I just simply disliked it. The fandom was... yeah ;~; made me hate that it even exists. (Not all! Some of y'all are incredibly kind and respectful of boundaries and I appreciate that! It's just that...Some were not.)

I mean I've had to deal with Aphobia surrounding my OdyPen and along with some asks/people in the past who were TRYING to make me write about OdyDio despite the fact that I've never liked it.

"Hey, I know you don't like this thing, but maybe THIS will change your mind. You have fun ideas so I wanna see what you do with OdyDio!"

Do you know how shitty that feels? 😞 To have people, WHO KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING, try to make you like it? By sending you links and "headcanons" that will "still work in your writing?" Sending in your asks, DMING YOU SOMETIMES.

That was like, half a year ago and thankfully it's stopped for the most part but I was in such a funk that I didn't even wanna write ANYTHING for a while.

Funny enough? I USED to have this "Oh, Odysseus and Diomedes are exes who fucking hate each other." idea where I aged up Diomedes to make it work, which I now no longer have because I realized I only wrote that way because I thought I HAD to in order to get people to be nice to me. ;~; Because if they're romantic at some point but simply don't click, maybe that'll be enough. To get people to just shut up and stop sending me things. (fuck the anon who sent smut last December. you suck.)

I changed that (now it's Greater Ajax who's his ex. lol. idk ask about it if you want.) because I realized yeah, it was making me unhappy and because I felt like I HAD to. ;~;

I also think it's weirdly because some Odysseus fans almost block out the Odyssey, you know, HIS story, and pretend like he didn't do everything to get home to his loved ones.

I've seen some ridiculous shit about Penelope as well. >:( like holy shit, misogyny everywhere.

"Oh, she didn't trust him and made him cry when she tricked him. She's abusive!" Literally one of the most stupid things I've ever fucking heard. She HAD to be sure it was him and when she knows for sure, she apologizes, explains, and kisses him. Kisses that he desperately and happily returns btw.

"After all Odysseus goes through from the Goddesses, he's afraid of women so he and Penelope separate." ...WHAT?! He literally wants to "embrace in love in their bed" as soon as they stop crying! And she holds him back only to know Tiresias' prophecy, which he DOES TELL HER BTW, before they DO "show love".

"Penelope becomes Odysseus' and Diomedes' surrogate!" ...Wow. Just wow. Love how people will talk about how ancient men in the past only saw women as "breeders" as though they're any fucking different with THIS fucking take.

It's annoying that I'll post a headcanon on tumblr and then the tags are "This but with OdyDio." or that people will often only like/reblog my ODYSSEUS shit and not my Penelope. ;~;

I love how people will be adamant about how "Odysseus never cheated" (true), and yet have him with Diomedes :/ Like at LEAST have OdyPen agree to have an open marriage before they're separated if you're going to pull that stance. (also give Penelope a girlfriend if Odysseus gets a boyfriend, you cowards.)

So many people for some reason only see Penelope for what she is for her husband and that's all. As though that's all she is. And as if Odysseus isn't as intertwined with her as she is with him.

Even with OdyPenDio. I've noticed that it mostly means "OdyDio + Penelope in the fujoshi cuck chair." I've only heard about ONE fic where it's actually about PenDio. (In which Author, you give me hope. It's not my thing but thank you for writing that. <3 The "Sidepieces" deserve love too.) It feels like people masking micro misogyny by forcing M/F couples to be throuples with the man they’d rather see the dude with. Or acting like the only way to enjoy a couple is to make them gay by erasing the woman entirely 🤮

I just... stdrfgyh ;~; I wouldn't hate it so much if people were nice about someone not liking it but the fact that I literally cannot escape it and because some people were just so pushy, I just negative memories I guess.

Either way, I love Diomedes and Sthenelus together :) whether as a QPR or romantic or whatever, those two are like bonded pairs that cannot be adopted separately.

Heck I'll say it. If you want a "casual dipshits who are kind of awful and toxic to each other" I think Diomedes x Achilles is a MUCH more fun and interesting crackship. I could go on but yeah. I'm done :)

[silv3reyedstranger]

20 Questions

thank you @appropriatelystupid for tagging me! i just finished my french exam this morning so doing this is an awesome way to spend my afternoon🥳

How many works do you have on AO3?

i was not aware that i had seven written and posted?? that's wild :0

2. What's you total AO3 count?

31,822 words?? also a massive surprise since i don't write or post nearly as often as i'd like...but hey, i'll take the win!

3. What fandoms do you write for?

okay, so obviously supercorp lives rent free in my head, but i'm also deeply entrenched in the cissamione and bellamione fandoms. i've got a fuck ton of wips for them, but i haven't put much out yet. however, recently, rojarias (reignjas) has been taking up ALL my brain space—i'm dying to write a lawyer au.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

erm. well, since i only have seven, i'll give you the top two? 1st: i'm home when i'm with you...2nd: this color looks better on you than me

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

i used to be really into and really good about responding to comments because i really appreciate every single one (and i still do) but it took a lot out of me and made me a little anxious, so i don't do it anymore. that being said, i still love and cherish every single comment that's ever been left!

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

i'm really not the biggest fan of angsty endings, so i don't write them very much. i'd much prefer piling on the angst throughout and giving them a happy ending. there's too much sadness and grief in the world already, i feel like everyone should get a happy ending.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

oo, okay, i'm not sure about happiest since they feel pretty even, but if i really had to pick maybe oh how love stings?

8. Do you get hate on fics?

i don't currently, which i think is in part because of how lovely most people in the fandoms i'm in now are, but years ago i wrote a dramione fic and people had a lot (which wasn't necessarily hate, but it was still unnecessary) to say about that.

9. Do you write smut? If so what kind?

i've tried on occasion, but let's just say i'm still working out the kinks (pun intended)

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

i don't and i don't think i will anytime in the near future because i feel like a lot of planning will have to go into that and i don't have the brain space right now. but secondly, i don't feel an immediate urge to merge any two worlds currently.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

luckily, no, not that i'm aware of—hopefully it stays that way!

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

i've had someone ask in my comments before, but as mentioned above i don't really answer comments and i'm still not sure if i'm entirely comfortable with translations even if it allows a larger audience access to the fic.

13. have you ever cowritten a fic before?

i was working on one with @glitterslytherin a few years back, but we never quite got much of it finished haha

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

it's gotta be supercorp, but currently, rojarias and cissamione have me in a chokehold (i suppose i'm on my supercorp detox atm? maybe i'll be able to churn out fics after this little break)

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

i think this applies to all my WIPs to be honest. obviously i want to finish them all, but motivation is a bitch and she tends to come and go as she pleases XD

16. What are your writing strengths?

i'd like to think i do a pretty good job with dialogue. i used to be better at descriptions, but i think the balance has tilted the last couple of years.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

being able to just write and not edit on the way (another reason i rarely finish things) also planning is very much not my forte💀

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

while i am bilingual and almost trilingual, i do tend to stick with english since i feel like it's jarring to have a bit of a different language suddenly pop up and then the reader has to read the translation. and two, i'm not even grammatically accurate in english all the time, so forget about another language!

19. First fandom you wrote for?

oh, this is so mortifying...i believe it was percy jackson, but following closely behind was harry potter.

20. Favorite fic you've ever written?

i don't think i love any of the fics i have out at the moment—like, don't get me wrong, i'm super proud of them—but there's not one finished one that parades in my head all the time. the rojarias lawyer au and a supercorp orchestra au are constantly being thought about though?

tagging a couple of mutuals if ya'll wanna take part!

@theredcapeofk @yanana94 @belladonnainbloom @coffeeshib @naralanis @an-organism

[justsomeoneunordinary]

Hi, can I ask what all the ships you ship are? Because I see you post so many different ships that I can't tell what you're okay with and what not or if you ship everything. From the founders alone, I think if I asked about your Naruto ships in general it would be a lot...

Hi there, sure you may ask! I do ship a lot, yes, what can I say, I like all kinds of possibilities xD Not everything tho, no, but the list would definitely have been shorter had you just asked what I don't ship xD But if you ask because you want to know what I definitely would write for, here you go:

HashiMito

HashiMito

HashiMito

MadaTobi

TobiIzu

MadaTobiIzu

Have I mentioned HashiMito yet? I feel like I should mention HashiMito :]

IzuTouka

HashiTobi

HashiTobiMito

HashiMito

KakaGai <- not a founders ship but I can't talk about my favorite ships and leave KakaGai out of it, that would be blasphemy

SasuTobi (SARUTOBI Sasuke, not the Uchiha one. I need Tobirama to be mounted by big daddy Sarutobi so badly it's not even funny)

TajiTobi (Tobirama should destroy that old man's pussy to shreds methinks)

HashiMito

queerplatonic HashiMadaMito with aroace Madara

poly founders (just put all five of them in a bed together and all is good)

somewhat MadaIzu? But without Tobirama in between them it's kinda bland so I don't know yet about this one...

Butsuma's wife x Tajima's wife <- are they OC's? Yes. Do I care? Fuck no. People ship ButsuTaji, so I ship their wives

HashiMito in case it wasn't clear the first 10 times or obvious in the way I talk so much about them that I occupy like 90% of the HashiMito tag on tumblr. I really, really like them a lot

There are a bunch of founders ships more I caaan be open to, depending on how they're written (TobiIndra for example), but this are the ones I actively like, have written for, or would definitely write for. Hope this helps :)

Also, I love MadaGai but I would never write them. Or read them even. I only like them in theory, if that makes sense...

(And yeah, making a list of ships I like for all Naruto characters would be impossible. There's too much and many more I never even thought of but would ship if someone were to bring it to my attention.)

[in--somnium]

Who do you ship Cassia with? (canon or oc, active rp's or just wanted connections?)

((Oh gosh. Honestly? I think she's pretty easy to ship with plenty of muses, so, ya know, I'm open to most connections <3 Feel free to toss anyone ya want at her! She'd probably be easy enough to fit into most scenarios :)

That said, it's important to note that, although she hasn't decided on a label herself yet, I'd say she's actually more demisexual than really bisexual, but she's definitely biromantic. (I use bisexual / biromantic instead of "pan" because she was originally made to be written in, like, the 2005-2010 kinda area and the term wasn't so widely used then and she probably hasn't heard it more than in passing)

Okay, so now that that's all said-!

Cassia was actually originally created to be written in a polyship I'm writing with my friend, dhamp.iravidi (I'm not tagging anyone just so I don't annoy 'em ^^;), that takes place in the Cov.enant movie verse. She was made to be written with Caleb, initially, then to end up in a polyship that included Caleb, Pogue, and her oc Jayn! So of course I ship her with all of them- individually as well as all together <3

I've also started kinda plotting out another polyship with loyal.tybroken that includes Cass with Caleb, Pogue, and Reid. Hell, I'd ship her with Tyler, too, if anyone wrote him xD Really, I think she'd get along just fine with any of the 4 boys, so, ya know... <3 (I've also been writing her with fallenc.rowns' Reid and, though idk yet if I'd ship them (or if Reid's mun would ship them either), they're DEFINITELY fun to write together because they're so opposite to one another and she's kinda easily influenced for better or worse xD)

I've also been writing her a bit with souther.n-belle-o.utcast's Nilza which we've only just touched upon at this point... but they're certainly amusing and I would absolutely be open to shipping them if things go that way and they're up for it, too <3 (Again, I'm a sucker for "opposites attract" kinda stuff ^^;)

Then of course there's Doc! I will ship just about any of my muses with any of their muses, including Cass xD So we've been writing a bit of Cass/John.ny Sto.rm and Cass/Dan.ny Ket.ch, both of which have been fun already in very different ways~ We just started something with her and Mil.es Mor.ales hanging out, too, and while I'm not yet sure of which direction that'll go in- Doc, if you see this and you're interested in a polyship with Cass, Miles, and Kim, let me know xD

So I guess those are ships / possible ships / friendships that I'm actively writing (or, semi-actively writing since my writing, in general, is pretty slow going at the moment).

As for other ships? There's no one in particular that I've been, like, searching for with her? Though I'm always open to writing her in different verses with different types of muses of any gender <3 I don't care if they're ocs or canons or whatever, throw 'em her way and we'll see what happens!

That said, though, I'd really like more f/f ships for her (actually, more f/f ships just in general, please. I go by "Sapph" for a reason xD). Also just... off the top of my head... maybe Dic.k Gra.yson because I've just really wanted to write against him for-freaking-ever now because he's my fave ^^;

But, yeah! No specific wanted connections. Though there are some tropes and such that I really love and think she'd be fun for- like fake dating scenarios, or the sunshine/brooder dynamic, childhood best friends who get separated and come back together later on in life, on and off relationships, etc. Cass also gets easily attached and she's kind of a people pleaser, so she's prone to carrying on in bad/toxic relationships even when it's fucking with her metal health and wellbeing and should have walked away a while ago- so writing either the ins and outs of a shitty relationship could be interesting (I'm always up for darker plots so...) or something where someone is trying to help her LEAVE a bad relationship (could be just friends or friends to lovers, whatever) could be fun to write, too.

I don't know. Basically, just, yeah- I'm open to almost anything with Cassia. She's really versatile as a muse, I think, so I can kinda drop her in most verses and figure something out <3

With that said, anon, don't hesitate to message me if there's something specific you wanna write! I'm pretty open to most things!))

[marinerainbow]

AHHHHHHHHH I've reread this reply at least three times this morning!!! I love it so so so much!!!!!

'Please do not feel pressured to respond to everything or anything' I don't feel pressured, but B R O. How can I NOT respond to this!?!? XD

Omg I love these fucked up kangaroos so much XD I'm glad that Lottie got to be with the weasels, but... My heart aches for Kingston a bit. He's just trying to do the right thing for 'his' baby ���🥺🥺 I also want to know more about Ryan! Reading your tags, I can see him and Lottie getting along. He seems to be the most sane member of the Roo family.

Also, to answer your confusion. The Hangover is one of my favorite comedy movies XD it's about three groomsmen who go to Vegas with their friend, the groom, for his bachelor party. But things got out of control, they don't remember a thing, and the groom is missing. So now they have to figure out what happened and find him for the wedding! I do warn you if you choose to try to watch it, it's kind of raunchy 😅 not nearly as bad as Zombie Strippers or 2001 Maniacs, but still. You might want to proceed with caution XD

Ohhh I see. That makes sense ^^ Poppy and Shiny love Lottie, but they also knew that that isn't their kid, so they shouldn't interfere. They still do what they can, like being available to babysit (Poppy especially would love to babysit. She loves kids ^^), and Poppy may get fretful of her when she was around (she would not at all approve of Psycho and Lottie swinging high at the park XD), but they both ultimately know to let Smartass raise his kid.

About the housing situation; for Pocho, I can see Psycho moving in with Poppy, even before they had kids! Once they both were comfortable with that kind of change ^^ when they started trying to have kids, Poppy wanted to move into an actual house so they would have room (her one bedroom apartment would definitely not be big enough), so Shiny helped her find a house in her neighborhood. They're literally a block or two away from each other now. As for Griny, since they were comfortable with how the relationship was at that point, they didn't move in together until after they realized they were having a baby (they both have seen how Teddy goes between houses every other week. It's comfortable for her, but I don't think Shiny at least would like to do that. It'd be too hectic in her eyes. And she doesn't care about being away from the gang life like Jane Doe is. So why not?). I think maybe at first Shiny stayed in the TP house for awhile, before they decided that Greasy should move into her house instead. Which was especially difficult for Smartass, Stupid, and Wheezy now that they've lost the only one who can cook XD

(For the Grychoppy timeline though, I imagine Poppy moved in with them instead. Smartass wasn't going to let her take two of his men XD for the Grinypop ship, I can see Greasy and Poppy moving into Shiny's house. And for Shincho since I've been lately thinking about that, Shiny moves in with the TP)

AAAASAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH I LOVE THESE QUADPLE FAMILY HEADCANNONS SO MUCH!!!! I'm want them to be the main timeline so bad now!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Jewel could actually develop a kind hearted side with Poppy's guidance, just like the twins! And Shiny can be the fun relaxed mom that balances out the fretful mom Poppy is! And Psycho can make sure that none of his babies get to witness Greasy and Shiny being gross XD

And Poppy would absolutely be on board with Lottie's plan. She wants them to be able to make friends, and knows they've been having trouble. Shes happy that they have each other, but also knows that it's unhealthy for them to be so attached to each other. She and Psycho even help out! They do something with the other twin that's not with Lottie, and Poppy does her best to make them understand that this is for the best for them ^^

Percy and Penny definitely (lightly) argue over who can go our with their cool cousin XD Lottie is just standing back, sipping at a soda Poppy gave her, and she's just like "So, did you tell them I only came here for a cookie sheet?" "I did. But you know how they get... Are you going to tell them?" "... They can figure it out themselves."

Yes!!!! Yes yes Jewel definitely goes to their school. The twins get so excited about it because finally!!! There's a kid at school who actually approaches them and isn't deterred by their eye contact or their perfectly timed speech. And all the students are just boggled that this little kid approaches the designated creepy kids of school. Though that might even encourage others to talk to Penny and Percy too ^^

Also, I'm making it canon now. Percivals favorite food is indeed pink marshmallows XD when he was a kit still learning words, he called them 'squishes'.

Percy: *peeking up onto the counter and looking at Poppy with those big baby eyes* Mum, can we have squishes tonight? Pleeeaaase?

Poppy: *laughing and cooking* No, sweetie. We can't have marshmallows for dinner.

Psycho wondering if he should take Jewel. Bro better be prepared to wrestle Shiny if he does XD "I did not spend nine months in Hell just for you to take my baby-"

STUPID BEING THE BEST UNKLE STUPID BEING THE BEST UNKLE STUPID BEING THE BEST UNKLE-

Also, I forgot to mention before. Since Poppy asked Shiny to be her kids' godmother, Shiny asks her the same for her kid. And Poppy of course accepted ^^ I swear, these women are so tightly knit, it's a wonder they didn't have a fling before getting together with their husband's (unless... 👀)

Him throwing the book at Greasy!!! Oh my god I died at that XDDD I like to think he kind of did it on purpose, but didn't mean to nearly kill him-

Jewels plan failed. She showed Lottie the book, knowing she would show it to Stupid, and had intended for their unkle to show her other cousins. At least Lottie is scarred right along side her now XD

(Maaaayyyybe he and BAMF S/O could have a baby together to add to the cousin group? 👀)

Alright before I go, here are some MORE Griny family stuff that I forgot to add last night XD

When Jewel went to high school/college, both Shiny and Greasy expected there to be plenty of PTA meetings... But the first thing they hear from teachers is that their daughter is a perfect student! Straight A's, always gets her work done. Is always on time. And they are proud, but also very confused???

It turns out though that Jewel has actually started a sort of business at school XD she'll change a students report card, forge hall passes, or get another kid in trouble for the right price. The reason why she's putting effort to look good in front of the teachers is so that if any of her 'clients' try to snitch on her, no one will believe them. Like I said, my girl here is a master at planning ahead (Greasy and Shiny are so proud of her XD)

Even though she is definitely a little devil, she does have her sweet side too. It's saved for her family mostly, and it wouldn't be as obvious without Poppy as a second mother to her. But it's still there. With her cousins, she'd have a 'I'm the only one who can call them idiots. Anyone else does it will suffer"

Ok more angsty/dark, but I've been thinking about Jewel not having the best luck with boys at first. Shiny would definitely do her best to prepare her for any assholes that approach her, but I've been thinking about one boy she was interested in trying to pressure her into things and breaking her heart. She does get her revenge on the guy after healing, at least. And nobody in the family was happy when they found out what her boyfriend tried to do (this kid is fucked).

Ok to heal from that angst! Jewel does find a good guy ^^ he's a humanoid toon, actually. And- he's an average Joe. That's literally his name. There is nothing special about him XD and that's what Jewel likes about him. She already has too many flavors of crazy in her family. She needs normalcy XD though he does have red hair (her and dad have the same tastes it seems XD)

Back to baby Jewel. I can also see her getting along with Smartass the most. That's her dad's friend, first of all. And they also relate to being so sick of idiots XD they'll share a look with each other when the other members of the family are being dumb before Smartass goes and does what he's gotta do. And Smartass was officially put in Jewel's cool book when he received Lottie's letter and made her parents stop 'making noises at night' for her XD

Hm... Ok looking back at my monster AU families, I made a mistake XD Percy and Penny are humans too (maybe. I haven't figured out what kind of monsters they'd be otherwise). So at least Percy, Penny, and Teddy aren't alone in being the most normal in the cousin group XD though how would Teddy be conceived if Wheezy is an undead? Maybe Teddy would be fathered by another man and Wheezy becomes more like her stepfather? What do you think?

Ok I better stop this here now. I apologize if this isn't so comprehensive. I got too excited! XD

I had to think about the cousins XDD It's such a cute idea!!

I LOVE THESE SO MUCH MAN I REALLY DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

👇 Actual footage of my heart everytime I read these 👇

Ok this is gonna need a readmore because I have SO MANY THOUGHTS BEHIND THIS

First off, WE GOT LORE FOR LOTTIE'S MOM!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!

Omg omg omg I've been wondering about Rena for so long! But I keep forgetting to ask about her 😅 She's from VEGAS you say??? Did the Toon Patrol have a The Hangover style adventure in Las Vegas?? And that's how Smartass met her? Was it a drunken one night stand and that's why he was wondering who she was? Or was he just pretending in front of his boys that he had no idea who this 'Rena' is?? Did Rena manage to hide this whole thing from her husband? Does she want to see her daughter someday? Does Lottie want to see her? AHHHHHH I'm sorry, I'll stop before I bombard you XD

Though Lottie being the only one who was raised by all the weasels and no one else was around caught my eye. When does Lottie come into their lives? Was it before Poppy and Shiny came into the picture?

And- And Lottie knows Teddy's mom????? Lottie, reveal your secrets!-

Lottie and Penny bonding!!!!! Yes yes yes yes yes!!!!! Imagine if they have little inside jokes with each other. Or they're constantly checking each others' bounce to see who has the better one XD also I absolutely love that Lottie takes them out separately! I can imagine that the first time she did that, when they were little, Penny and Percy got upset about it, having used to being around each other constantly and not getting what she was trying to do. Though soon enough, they genuinely enjoy these times! They love each other, but it's nice to spend time with other people ^^ (especially since I can imagine they probably didn't/don't have the easiest time connecting with other kids. As horror toons, they can be creepy even without trying to be. Not to mention the habit they would probably pick up from dad. So for a while at least, the only friends they had were each other).

Also, yes! Shiny would absolutely be their favorite aunt. Poppy would still ask Shiny here to be their godmother, so she has a sense of responsibility for these little hooligans (which also helps her come into motherhood easier ^^). She's not judgmental at all with them; she herself was a crazy kid, she gets it. As long as they aren't hurting themselves. Fortunately, these kids also have Poppy as a parent, so even if they could easily be Devil children if they wanted to, they also have their angelic side ^^ that might also make the twins and Jewel close too! They kind of feel more like siblings because of Shiny's responsibility and care for all three of them, making the two families close (*cough quadple Greasy Shiny Psycho Poppy *cough*)

In general, the kids know that Shiny is the cool, non-judgmental aunt they can come to if they need help ^^

And Poppy with Teddy!!! Omg that touches my heart so much. Poppy and Stupid are the two breaths of fresh air in this insane boogle that Teddy needs XD I can so see Poppy being an ear for Teddy (or any of the kids), and possibly her mom too, about the troubles of being a civilian related to a criminal in some way. She's so understanding and offers her best advice ^^ imagine if Poppy got to be Teddy's babysitter when she was younger!!! (She's close to the family and a sane adult. Wheezy can trust her XD). And Poppy can help reassure Wheezy that he's doing an awesome job at being a dad ^^

On the topic of Poppy and the Wheezy family, if i may; if Poppy ever got to see Wheezy and [Jane Doe] together after they separated, it would be soooo awkward. Why?

Poppy: *not knowing what happend between these two* Aaaaw, you two make a cute couple! ^^

Wheezy and [Jane Doe]: ...

Poppy: ....

Poppy: *leaning over to Greasy* Did I say something wrong?

Greasy, knowing exactly what's going on: Ehhh... Not in the way you think, amiga.

Ahhhhh Psycho giving Jewel a knitted hoodie!!! That's just so heart warming ^^ I can see that when she gets older, and she doesn't grow out of this 'phase' that plenty of people told her she would, Jewel would get confused about herself. But she then remembers unkle Psycho has the same attitude as she does about that sort of thing, and feels a bit better ^^ I'm not sure who she would open up to about her asexuality first though; she and Psycho relate to each other, but her mom is the most laid back and understanding about this topic. But either way, Jewel will be able to better understand herself in the end.

STUPID WITH ALL OF HIS NEICES AND NEPHEWS!!! I'm so sorry Stu, we need to do more with you. So here is a quick unkle Stupid paragraph! He loves them all, obviously. They are all just so precious!! I can see him asking Pocho and Griny soooo many questions after they reveal they're having a baby ^^ he's almost like one of the kids like that XD and they all absolutely have days where it's just the kids and Stupid, watching cartoons and playing games and just having fun while the grownups go do their own thing. Like a giant sleepover! I like to imagine that even when they are all adults, they still have these get togethers. It's a tradition for them all ^^

Oh... Oh God, all these kids playing Truth or Dare... This is going to become their version of Uno; blood is drawn, alliances are made and broken. All hell will break loose.

You are right, I can see Penny being a bit of a daredevil. Though if she sees her prank has gotten too far/out of hand, she'll do what she can to fix it. She's mischievous but also nice ^^ and Jewel is the kind of kid who has a backup plan in case things go wrong. (If you play chess with this kid, you will lose. Just putting that out there XD). And Perry absolutely would be the lawyer of the group and makes sure to get signatures and proof XD I can see him being more devious than his sister, despite being the more low energy of the two. He'd probably be more like a lawful evil or something and grow up to be a lawyer something.

I want to see Lottie pulling truths out of her cousins and Teddy being nonchalant about her own truths XDDD the other three are watching them both with shock and awe XD JEWEL TRAUMATIZING HER COUSINS WITH HER PARENTS' BOOK "If I have to be scarred, I'm taking you all with me."

Ok the cousins sending Lottie letters and pictures is just so adorable and sweet... But when I first read Jewel's part, I immediately imagined that one of the chicken scrawl letters she sent Lottie was pretty much just "I miss you, but how can I get mami and papi to stop making noises at night?" Complete with a picture of herself frowning at a door; Greasy and Shiny's bedroom door 😅 what would Lottie's reaction to this cursed child's letter be?

Before I end this post (I have to before I make it too long XD), heres some headcannons for Griny family life. This is better done in bullet points.

The day that Jewel was born, was the day that Greasy finally started to believe in karma XD all the women he chased, and now he has to raise one. Shiny had a ball when she realized this (it took her a bit. Girl just brought a new life into this world, she is exhuasted).

Jewel's nickname is Pumpkin. Because Shiny's biggest pregnancy craving was anything pumpkin related. Ironically, Jewel hates pumpkin. She can't stand the taste. She will consider you her mortal enemy if you offer her some pumpkin pie XD

As a baby, whenever Shiny and Greasy would try to get some ~quality time~ in while Jewel was napping, she would start bawling out of the blue. It stopped them everytime, and then she would just magically be calm again. Almost like she planned this XD

I can imagine that even though they had Jewel, Greasy and Shiny didn't get married. They were just fine with their relationship as it was, and the stress of raising a kid didn't prompt them to think about a wedding. And to Jewel, that was normal too. It wasn't until when Jewel started going to kindergarten and talked with other kids, one of whom came from divorced parents, did she actually ask her parents why they weren't together together. Did they divorce at some point? Greasy and Shiny cleared it up for her and explained that they truly do love each other, but it did get them thinking about officially tying the knot.

Jewel has very vague memories of her parents' wedding. She remembers walking down the aisle with her mom most vividly. (Jewel was supposed to be the flower girl. But when the time came, the toddler just grabbed Shiny's hand and walked with her- still carrying the basket mind you XD everyone got a laugh out of it, and her parents have pictures)

I can see Shiny and Jewel bonding over makeup, actually! Jewel tried sneaking into her mothers makeup one day, though Shiny caught her. Instead of getting mad, she just chuckled and sat down and the two had a makeover, and now it's become a tradition for them ^^

Jewel and Greasy bond over having similar devious minds. Granted, his is more fine-tuned since he has had to use it for his own survival and his job, but he can still see when the gears in his daughters head are turning. Sometimes Jewel will come to him, asking him what he would do in certain situations, and Greasy knows that she's looking for answers of what she can do.

They also bond over cooking. I can see Jewel being fascinated with her father's talent since she was young, and likes being in the kitchen with him ^^

I sweat there was more in my head, but it's late here so my brain is shutting off XDD so have these two memes of Jewel I made. Thank you so much for sending this in! ^^

Actually wait, no. One more thing. Since it's the Halloween season, here's one more though for you.

Monster AU family's. Jewel is a half-demon. Lottie is a natural born werewolf (assuming she was conceived after Smartass' curse). The twins are two orphans that Poppy and Psycho adopt (or they were conceived magically), and Teddy is the only human among them.

Ok now bye-

[akane171]

Yuup, I can only agree with your assessment😁 Blessed be fanfics😍

Ahh, yes... The chosen one trope does get VERY old VERY fast... Esp. if it never really gets explained...🙈 I just like to take Anakin's story as a slave boy  being taken from his mother and "freed" only for him to be told to surpress his feelings until he finally snaps and decides to tell EVERYONE (even innocents) "FU" 🙈 Like, if the focus is less on "being the chosen one" and more on the way his surroundings affect his actions, I feel like he's much more relatable🤔 (Like, who the fuck had the idea of NO EMOTIONS anyway, like, guys, Jedi, Jedi-Masters, THAT'S NOT HOW THE PSYCHE WORKS AND IT'S EITHER GONNA BACKFIRE BY EMOTIONAL EXPLOSIONS OR YOU RAISING A BUNCH OF MEGA-POWERED SOCIOPATHS!🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️) But HAHAHA, well, a full movie just about Obi? I'd be in, tho I'd still love early Master!Obi and Padawan!Ani most, just cause of all that psychological potential😍😍

Yeah, 99% of the time the main heroes kinda suck...🙈😰 Esp. nowadays...🙈 Side characters are usually SO MUCH MORE interesting and relatable😍

(Ohhh, a new song?😍 Thanks for the info, I totally need to check it out😍☺)

Ohh, what kind of tea?🤔😁

They won't, cause I did nothing wrong😁😏😌

My head is a very weird place and I have no controll of that one either, so nope, still won't take any blame😂🤣 (😫I really wanna do that, but I know I can't😭😔😖)

Aww, it was your first, too? Same!☺ And yeah, it WAS kinda weird and the fact you couldn't eaxtly choose all characters as tags was weird, e.g. charmed fanfics about Chris Halliwell were tagged with Eloise early on cause Chris wasn't a tag you could choose til later on 😅🙈

 Funny you ask now, I just finished reading Chapter 20 of Survivor a few hours ago 😍😭🙈 I knew it was coming, but uff, reading about the 75th Game's style and everyone's reactions to it was painful😭🙈

Ohhh, real life demons?😍😍😍😍

Yeaaah, it's a very weird scene thinning back now...😅😕

Haha 😂 But, aww, no, if their hermitness keeps them happy and safe, better not come out🙈🙈

Oh..Huh, okay🤔🤔 

Haha, omg, I didn't even realize it was that time of the year til I saw you post about it and I've been hooked on the giving the wolf a banana song ever since😂😂😂 IT'S SO CATCHY!

Thanks, you too! And have fun watching ESC!😁

XXX

Well, I guess, because I'm not that into the whole SW lore, that the no emotion rule were taken from buddhism aka the you can feel emotions, but you just let them go through you and let them go immediatelly. I don't remember 'how to deal with feelings' was ever explained in the movies? It was just like, feelings bad, don't have them, I think, but I'm not sure if I'm not murdering SW canon now xD

I feel like having emotions in the Jedi order was the biggest crime, while it should be dunno: shit, I had them, I acted beacause of them, did shit, damn, next time I will be better instead of FEELINGS BAD, SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! *kicks out of the order*

What can I say, i have a soft spot for stories when guys need to take care of kids and act like step dads.

Also, dunno, a thousands of years old order where a lot of intelligent, smart people were and they had no idea how to deal with a boy and his emotions? Like? Hire a fucking therapist or something?

And the villains are even better than the side characters. Also, sometimes I think the side characters are much better than the main heroes, because how not developed they are aka they are not screwed by too much author's attention.

Green tea!

This is your line of defence? ...

And still it's your head aka you are responsible (DO IT! even if you won't publish it! Do it! For soul cleaning!)

Yep. I didn;t have that problem, because like I read Gundam SEED fics and there were not that many, so i checked everything just to see if my ship was there xD On the other hand reading and searching Naruto fics was an... experience.

Yeah, this fic is a cold blood murderer. I just hope PP is going to finish it TT

Not demons, ONE specific, very powerful one.

Anything what amke sthem happy, I guess TT

GIVE THE WOLF A BANANA!!!!! I freaking love them xD

i had fun, as always xD Nothing funnier than complaining about ballads, pianos not set on fire and confusing usamericans xD