#Warrior Nun headcanons

[wordsmith30]

Okay, I know Beatrice walking into the Prado in shades was probably just Kristina Tonteri-Young’s natural swag, but can you imagine Ava finding those glasses at a shop somewhere and being like, “Oh my gosh, Bea! You have to try these on.”

And Beatrice is like, “Really? We’re going to be inside.”

“No, shh! Just trust the vision.”

Bea gives her the most deadpan look and with the glasses on, it’s so perfect.

Ava squeals and claps her hands. “Hell yeah! Let’s go!”

[sapphicagenda]

Warrior Nun Headcannon:

"Flirting" and "flirting back" are two very different skills.

I think Bea is incredibly suave when it comes to flirting back. She can match Ava's wit and turn any compliment back around on her with ease.

But when it comes to flirting? Disaster lesbian. Has not a clue how to start or what to say and just ends up rambling uncharacteristically.

[spaceshipsarecool]

Ava has to wear clip-on earrings because the halo keeps healing her ears. She also can’t wear magnetic earrings because whenever she’s around Beatrice, the halo decides to ‘help’ Beatrice realize Ava is into her by becoming magnetic to show off the principle of attraction. Not only do any magnetic earrings end up on Ava’s back, but if Beatrice is fully strapped in (to her knife chest plate, obviously), she ends up stuck to Ava until the halo decides its idiots have had enough for now and lets them go. Beatrice keeps trying to de-magnetize her blades because they really shouldn’t be magnetic but the halo has its ways.

Sometimes Ava and Beatrice don’t realize the halo has released them for awhile and they end up cuddling because ‘they have no choice.’ Sometimes they do realize, but each pretends like they don’t because the other is resting so comfortably and how could they disturb them?

[littlestarlost]

I feel like Ava would return to the human realm pretty quickly because you know she'd spend all her time in Heaven talking nonstop about how great her girlfriend is, like every young lesbian in a new long distance relationship is prone to do, and eventually Reya would get so goddamn tired of hearing about it that she would heal Ava as fast as possible and yeet her back out of the portal to just go kiss Beatrice already and maybe, finally, shut the fuck up

[grechkathekasha]

jillian is autistic and she loves to share all of her science hyperfixations with suzanne who can’t understand shit but listens

imagine:

dr.salvius is bringing more awareness and acceptance to such topics as women in stem, neurodivergency (and more specific things about autism, her experience, like being diagnosed with aspergers but how this term is not valid at all, etc) and homosexuality, being so inspiring for a lot of women, young girls and gay/neurodivergent folks

(while her very polite tactical nun wife breaks ableist’s kneecaps as a hobby. along with mass murder of homophobes ofc❤️)

[catastroqueer]

Don't get me wrong I love the whole 'beatrice big spoon, ava little spoon' BUT there's just something about beatrice being the little spoon. Like... her finally allowing herself to be held and letting her guard down cause she feels safe in ava's arms.

[kjheyyou]

Avatrice head canon: Ava comes back from Reya’s realm and finds Bea. “Will you let me love you now, Bea?”

[beastsovrevelation]

I've decided that Ava Silva

despises Spongebob.

Why?

For the plot of her villain annoys heroine until she falls in love with him, of course.

[onceuponaweirdo]

Nothing changes my mind that Ava would make Mary listen to "Mary On a Cross" by Ghost. 😑

[miserable-luckycharm]

Ok ok BUT: while in Switzerland and sharing a tiny apartment, once or twice when they said goodnight Ava tells Beatrice "love you" (yknow, in a friend way) and Beatrice chokes and lies awake all night in bliss

[juodojimirtis]

I wonder why does Reya appear to be weeping.

Because of my theory that she is his mother, I like to think she grieves Adriel. Despite all he had done, his death broke her heart. Maybe she sent the Tarasks after him when he first escaped for the same reason - she knew he had to be dealt with, yet could not bear to harm him herself (as it seems she can visit Earth should she want to, she gave Areala the Crown of Thorns after all).

[sapphicagenda]

Warrior Nun Headcannon

I’m obsessed with the idea of Camila and Mother Superion looking at furnished apartment listings in Switzerland and narrowing it down to theirs and a perfectly suitable two-bedroom unit, looking at each other, and just going, “Nah...” and booking the one bedroom unit.

[comingupforblair]

I just thought of something

Imagine Ava getting into Heaven and it’s everything she could ever want

She is surrounded by unspeakable beauty, she gets to see her parents again and she has everything she could ever want

But she’s still not happy

Mary asks her why and Ava simply responds that it’s not Heaven without Beatrice

[knightsofrayx]

(not sure if this has been done already but) I headcanon that instead of the OCS recruiting Camila, Camila found the OCS.

(This, of course, is inspired by me rewatching the “Carmen Sandiego” pilot) (and this also inspired other thoughts about a CSxWN au…)

Anyways, these thoughts were specifically inspired by the character “Player”, who hacks security systems and tells the owners where their cybersecurity weaknesses are. So my idea is that Camila, who already had some coding/hacking experience before she first became a nun (maybe before everything went bad with her parents one of them was in the quickly evolving tech industry and would teach her coding for fun?), moonlighted as a grey-hat hacker, and got on the OCS’s radar when she hacked their systems.

The OCS thought that it was some malicious attempt to try and expose them, but the team that was sent (probably Shannon, Mary, Lilith, and Bea) just find this little guy with innocent bambi eyes and telling them exactly how terrible their file encryption is and “oh my gosh, I like, hacked your expense accounts in five minutes. Why do you guys spend so much of your budget on-”, and she is promptly adopted.

Well, not so simply, as one does not forcefully adopt people into the OCS (the Ava-situation not-withstanding). Superion is at first not so agreeable about the group's unorthodox decision, but after Camila demonstrates her tech skills, she gives in and allows her to stay (and writes to whoever the person in charge of transferring nuns between orders or whatever so that it can be done officially as well). Partly for practicality, as the order needs more tech-savvy sister warriors with how prominent technology is becoming in the world, but also because Camila is such a little guy and Superion could not say no.

[littlestarlost]

Help I am absolutely feral thinking about Ava convincing Bea to try the TikTok challenge where she busts open a watermelon using just her thighs 🥵