#Ward off Demonic Possession Kit for Halloween
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jim-fetter-illustrations ยท 1 month ago
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Ward off Demonic Possession Kit for Halloween....
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I'm selling my Spray Bottle and dabber for all the demons that come out on Halloween that could very well possess you,... for only $500 a kit, a deduction of last years price of $1500.
Spray or douse on any demons for instant vaporization of the evil thing that drives them.
This is cheap considering one has to smuggle this stuff out of the Vatican under the watchful eye of not only the tight electronic security surveillance but the Swiss guard's watchful eye as well,.......... and to be caught trying to steal the holy water is a crime punishable by burning at the stake!
No Shit!
So considering the risk I take, this is a damn good deal for those who fear demon possession on this coming, evil Halloween night........ Cash only, no checks or credit cards please...
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