#WOSR

[daggerblacker]

Oh, right

Also I cribbed the original set-up from @iriscasefiles when I got so tired of waiting for season 3 I wrote my own. I'm Black, so I'm allowed to do that. The stories diverged QUICKLY, but I do wanna encourage y'all to please listen to this god-sent podcast. It's up there with Nightvale as a titan of the genre and, to be honest, I miss entire seasons of Nightvale, but I wouldn't miss an episode of Starship Iris if the sun was hurtling toward Earth and I was left suffocating in space.

Literally, the original 5-man-band of space-faring brewers. I just had to get ethnic wit it. I owe a lot to The Strange Case of Starship Iris. Not my plot, I did steer it in a completely different direction, but like in a big way my life. It really saved me in dark times, and I thank the entire crew for the effort and love they imbue into it.

Gotta lay some flowers at that altar.

You should still read my book, though, can't stress enough that it's the best thing ever written. It's not cocky if it's true

[yokowan]

remember to redog pawsts from your muttuals

[cosmos-dot-semicolon]

my head hurts i'm going to watch cartoons

[npdlangley]

society if i wasnt a fucking failure

[timothyslucy]

thought 💡‼️

if tim and lucy do breakup, what if lucy runs into chris right after they end things and uses him as a shoulder to cry on? and at some point during whatever heart to heart they're having he kisses her?? "mistaking" (🙄) her heartache for tim or something she said as some kind of sign that they could rekindle whatever it is he thinks they once had???

[cloudsthatglowinthenightsky]

he said to look out and she just did she just did without thinking with a sort of incstinct a stor of trust you can't control and he was lying. because he's never been on her side. fucking shoot me in the head

[lilywily143]

EEEEE YES YES YES YES I LOVE THAT NAME FOR THE SHIP

I had a suggestion for a noll shipname and i dont think it even works but-

Might i suggest plushdog

- Vex/Uzi

OH MY FUCKING GOD ILOVE THT SO MUH. wait ok consider. continuing with the pl us h theme.

plushpuppy.... because. alliteration ... no its funny thho ebecause tht sounds like itd be the name of a problematic toyhouse pop designer iykyk

[not-jiraikasa-kun]

Mmnnnbjhb.. tiny rn. Baby

I know kasa is probabky at school right now,, but I feel yucky ><

this is why I don't like gettibg sick! It happens so rarely I can never get used to it !! So it's somehow wosre than if I got sick often

And !! And I have to go to school tomorrow :( my parents probably won't let me stay home, theyre thatk ind of people...

Waaaa kanachan!!!! Im so sorry for not replying.

I know you’re big now, but are you still sick? Feeling better? Let your big strong star know my love!!!!

[nightfallsystem-moved]

everyhting hurtssss so bad recnetl.y . it hurts so bad all the time EMOTIONALLY TOO which is even wosre that it hurts emotioannlly to . as if i don talready hurt physically enough. guuys everything fucking hurts. everyhthig,,

[mimiscappinisideblog]

This year for Halloween I'll be torturing myself by watching the Snugglejuice episode.

Ain't nothing wosre than that... thing

[daggerblacker]

Finished episode 1 of the Native Sun audiobook. You can listen to it for free on my Patreon.

Small description:

Native Sun follows a crew of Black, queer fugitives getting in way over their heads in a bid to settle their debt with the United Colonies of Terrex, and earn their right to make a home on solid ground.

Big description:

25-year old flunky star-naught Captain Jean Sable is the government’s biggest wasted investment. A lifelong slacker and part-time thief who escaped their boss and owner, the United Colonies Secretary of Space five years prior in a crumbling cosmocraft that was slated for demolition, Jean has no license to fly, no clearance to make a home on any planet in the galaxy, and no way to admit to their closeknit crew that they’re still seeing their on-again off-again ex, the Secretary’s high-ranking, decorated, overachieving daughter Consulwoman Antiope. As Jean finally resolves to come clean to the crew of the Kylix: Optimistic First Mate Cadbury, gothic team medic Ush, and uppity extraterrestrial translator Pool, the tightwoven four are faced with the most dangerous challenge the cold, hostile Milky Way has hurtled at them, yet–Besides from that time the toilet overflowed, frying the anti-gravity suppressor: A bottled, artificial black hole–an illegal, highly volatile weapon of galactic destruction Antiope recovered from an interstellar crime scene to keep out of her warmongering father. Jean has their own ideas for the weapon, use it to finally settle their debt with the Secretary, then settle down with their friends on a distant moon. Not by surrendering it, but by selling it to the highest bidder. This plan works best on paper rather than in practice, though, as the black hole draws in every hardened space-farer with need for the most destructive item in the universe and no intention, whatsoever, of paying for it. Propelling the band of small-time thieves onto the galactic stage, and onto a direct collision course with Jean’s former boss, current owner, and future father in-law, the relentless, powerful Secretary.

THE WASTE OF SPACE RECORDS: NATIVE SUN is a fast-paced, action-packed, ensemble-driven adult Sci-Fi adventure for readers who enjoy the rebellious yet contemplative futuristic atmosphere of Cowboy Bebop, as well as the anti-capitalist narrative of The Dispossessed.

It was absolutely grueling to render this audio :D I kind of roll my eyes at my DJ friends at how into it they are but I come out with a new appreciation for this passion of theirs, cuz I don't think even Mozart would be able to render music electronically given the tools we have today.

This audio covers the first 25 pages, the PDF is attached if you want to read along.

[rozugold]

Feel better soon, drink some chocolate milk and take it easy :)

Chocolate mik seems like the wosre thing to drinm rn seeing as its cold and chocolate and milk byt thank u

[kozsilykave]

first and last time posting little artedam on GOD ill post other doodles l8r these guys jus needa be separated from everyone else they BOTH that bad (ones worse)

it. gets wosre (msi refernce) ish?? idk im crazy

haha girll leave them before they oh. oh no...😞 HRGRGHH THEYRE BRAINROTTING MY MIND SO BAD I HATEEE IT ITS AWFULL

[fungalpieceofshit]

You have been floofbound. There is no cure for this. I'm so sorry.

It's making explainng what happened a bit easier at least

sorry fr my typing getting wosre Lucin go brrrrrrr

[leaderlamby]

*Continues To Eat The Evidence Of Lambs Being A Bad Beb For Reasons • • •*

《 The Lamb Is A Good Lil Wooly Thing! And Trust Me When I Say- I DID WOSRE 》

Never call me a bad beb again >:(

[chrlotpony]

TODAY BROKE

MY BALANCE WOSRE THAN BEFORE

MY GUTS

ARE OUT

THEYRE CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR

GET THEM

SOME HELP

THEYRE TIRED AND POOR