#WILLIAM DOESNT DESERVE THIS 😭😭😭
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He [Baron Von Steuben] had friendly nicknames for all of them , as , for instance , " Le Petit Walker , et sa grande femme , " " Le paresseux North , " and the " Parson Adams " ( Duponceau ) , which he used when he wanted them to be particularly active .
-Friedrich Kapp, The Life of Frederick William Von Steuben
#woah#YOU KNOW IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE PARSON ADAMS THINK#like#ALL DAY#the walker one doesnt surprise me at all-#WHY IS NORTH LAZY THO?#😭#WHAT DID NORTH DO-#queer history#queer#lgbtq#lgbtq history#baron von steuben#von steuben#pierre etiénne du ponceau#pierre duponceau#pierre du ponceau#peter stephen du ponceau#william north#benjamin walker#ben walker#WHAT THE HECK DID BENNY BOI'S WIFE DO TO DESERVE THAT#the baron's twinks#the baron's harem of gay frenchies#baron de steuben#amrev#American Revolution#history#American history#quotes
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@dragonscalie
Bc only I would just assume they were on bc they’re on for my other blogs 😭
Jeremy is hired by Vanessa to guard the restaurant to ensure the kids in the animatronics are safe but to also ensure William Afton doesn’t come crawling out of the walls he’s been hidden behind
Michael goes to train him (to keep an eye on the restaurant. he’s annoyed Vanessa refused to let him do it “you deserve a break, michael”)
Michael afton has about as much shame as mike schmidt has money: that is to say, almost none. he flirts with jeremy from the get-go, what he doesnt expect is for jeremy to flirt back
jeremy is the only person who can make the normally calm, collected michael into a blushing, stuttering mess. He loves to see if he can make Michael’s cheeks match his hair
(He makes michael watch reservoir dogs to understand why he thinks the nickname pink is funny. Also happens to be the day they have their first kiss)
they are both heads over heels stupid for each other, its beautiful
also, mike still hates the gum habit but allows it because its better than smoking around abby. michael makes it a point to chew obnoxiously around him, just to be annoying
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fic#michael afton#five nights at freddys fic#mike schmidt#bubblegum pink au#fnaf movie#fnaf au#jeremy fitzgerald#jeremy fnaf
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IM SO HAPPY YOU INCLUDED MY BFF MICHAEL BROOKS IN THE GOLDEN GROUP… everyone lowkey forgets he exists and I can understand why 💀💀 but he’s really important to me I just thinks he’s silly. He’s the one golden freddy kid that isn’t really that vengeful?? Like he didn’t even attack anyone in Silver Eyes lmao. He’s so pookie to me
ok im rambling sorry 💀 BUT just tell me his relationship with. Anyone important to the AU. Like his relationship with the gang and Meghan <- i think that’s the nightguards name. I have a sinking feeling that’s not their name but like. Yeah you get the idea just gimme the details on his relationship with each important charcater (if you already answered this you can ignore this ask btw😭😭)
YIPPEE MICHAEL!!! I love him and his relationship wit Carlton they made me so sad that's his friend he never got to grow up with :( BUT THEY DESERVE THE WORLD!!!!!!
ANYWAYS yeah her name is meghan heheheh
Michael's a pretty friendly guy! He's pretty forgiving as well, but he's also not a huge fan of our vengeful trio (andrew, cassidy, and movie cassidy or cass) he doesnt outwardly fight with them, but he disagrees with them a lot and dislikes them in general (He tolerates Cassidy tho, just bc he reminds her of evan a bit? in the forgiving way yk? so shes not mean to him)
hes the only kid whos neutral on henry other than jake, because he doesnt know henry or charlie very well and therefore doesnt really. know whats going on between them. to him, henrys just meghan and sammys boss.
as for meghan!!! he likes her actually!!! she reminds him of his friends after theygrew up (bc the whole friend group still exists they just. dont have charlie. or maybe they will and charliebot will exist i havent decided. but ill probably just make him have a similar friend to charlie lol) he likes sammy too! just in general hes the nicest to them. sammy has a natural aversion to the animatronics because. well. yk. but michael understands that and hes pretty patient with sammy.
Meghan is just soooo curious about them and whenever she interacts with golden freddy michael tends to be the one to say hi (him or andrew, and we all know how that'll end) simply bc evan is shy and the two cassidys arent out for meg's blood.
Andrew's pretty chill with michael. he's not his biggest fan but michael is just jake in another font to him. without the heroic side. more of a calm chill little man to hang out with yk? he doesnt talk to him ever hes just neutral on him
cassidy and cass both like him at least a little. hes friendly and he agrees that william needs to be stopped and hes. not above killing william. so yk theyre cool with him. and plus hes nice.
evan likes michael quite a bit actually! He loves Cassidy, of course, but when theres three of them? yeah no he needs someone normal to talk to. and michaels pretty normal! Hes very nice to evan even if he doesnt understand his situation very well
also honestly i feel like to include andrew, someone who had very few actual ties to golden freddy, and not include a character who actually DOES possess golden freddy? thatd be evil and a dishonor to michael brooks and tse as a whole
#tzu asks#tzu rambles#golden gang au#michael genuinely is one of my favs from tse#he knows what william deserves but hes not hateful. he loves his friends#and hes there for them#both alive and dead#<333 ilysm michael brooks never change
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HhhhhhHhHhHHhHhHhH THAT FIRST SENTENCE HIT ME LIKE A POUND OF BRICKS I DONT EVEN
hhhhhhHhhhhhh DONT SQUISH THE MARBLE
‘His soul is tucked safely in the space just below his collarbone.
He knows it likely won't remain there long.’ HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
FUCK YOU DANIEL YOU EVIL FUCKIN GIRAFFE
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN
A Learning Experience (Gore tw)
A deafening pop, and the tilting of the jar were all the warning William got before his soul was unceremoniously dumped onto a table. His smoke curled around the marble-sized orb, the inner light flickering like a frantic heartbeat. Warm hands scooped him up, rolling his soul from palm to palm before cupping it. It made his heart skip a beat. “Rise and shine, William. It’s time for our first experiment. I need you to pull yourself together for me.”
The sickeningly sweet tone made William not want to listen in the slightest, so he remained still. But then one of the hands tightened, and William felt the glassy surface of his soul start to give, and frantically started trying to find his shape again. The smoke grew, pluming out and swirling as he willed himself into existence for the archangel who took him. By the time he’s done, he’s kneeling on the floor, the bruises from his initial struggle still fresh and his arm grasped firmly in Daniel’s hand. His soul is tucked safely in the space just below his collarbone.
He knows it likely won’t remain there long.
Keep reading
#whump#gore /#physical whump#dissection /#torture /#a gentle death#the archangel#Rai livereads#Raimpage#HOLY FUCK RUIN#JESUS CHRIST I AM#SCREAMING????#I LOVE ME SOME VIVISECTION#GOOD SHIT BUT#OH MY GOD WILLIAM#THE WAY THE MARBLE CLINKS OUT OF THE JAR#DONT CRACK THÉ FUCKING MARBLE YOU SIX EYED BUG#HNNNNN#I MEAN YEAH STICK IT TO THE FUCKER WILLIAM BUT#THIS IS NOT GONNA END WELL#OH FUCK GIVE HIM THE ANESTHETIC#HNNNNNNNNNN#TWO KNIVES IN HIM#ONE KEEPING HIM ALIVE ONE TRYING TO KILL HIM#HNNNNNNN I LOVE THE LORE IN THIS TERRIFYING FUCKING SCENE OH MY GOD#RUINNNN#HE IS HOLDING HIS INTESTINESSSSS#OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING OH MY G O D#LEAVE HIM ALONE 😭😭😭#WILLIAM DOESNT DESERVE THIS 😭😭😭
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Picking Up His Drunk GF (HCs)
Yami Sukehiro edition!
A/N: anything with the Black Bulls is so funny to write 😭 btw i also have a william and fuegoleon edition in the works hehe anyway ENJOY
Warnings: some curses
✧ You and Yami are like an alcohol-loving couple. He always kept a supply of various kinds of liquor, beer, wine so you both had something to drink whenever you came over at the base. You name it he has it. Vanessa of course was the happiest
✧ TEQUILA FOR BREAKFAST MFERS
✧ By the time Asta and Noelle joined the Black Bulls, things got busier for Yami. And he needed to atleast act like a responsible Captain. Which you were super happy about because his bum and jobless era was finally over. You were happy for the whole of Black Bulls tbh they were getting recognition left and right yes DESERVE
✧ You visited the Bulls from time to time but you also made good friends inside your own squad which became the people you mostly went out with. You and your newly formed clique would go out to drink at random days of the week without any proper occasion
✧ Work stressful lately? Drink. Work not stressful lately? Drink. Friday night? Drink. Random tuesday night? Drink
✧ Every so often you would get drunk and of course by habit you would call up Yami to come pick you up
✧ But instead of coming himself, he would ask threaten his squad members to come pick you up instead because this mfer is ALWAYS busy pooping. He’s in that damn restroom for 12 hours a day
✧ The usual roster of Bulls who came to pick you up were:
✧ Finral because he’s “the wheels”
✧ Vanessa and Noelle, women to reason with you because the men in this squad are pretty useless at that
✧ Asta is there to yell
✧ Magna and Luck because... idk they’re just there to make more ruckus
✧ That was the routine: you getting drunk, Black Bull members pick you up after
✧ Today tho you drank on your own because for some odd reason you were feeling The Big Sad
✧ Probably missing Yami but whatever
✧ When the Bulls came to pick you up, you were being extremely difficult, not wanting to leave unless Yami picked you up himself
✧ “CAPTAIN YAMI IS POOPING HE’LL KILL ME WITH JUST ONE HAND IF I DISTURB HIM, HE’LL ALSO KILL ME IF YOU DONT COME WITH US I DONT WANT TO DIE” Asta pleaded
✧ POOR KID
✧ “What is his butthole, a fucking machine?! He has time for the toilet bowl but not for me?!?!” you slurred
✧ “Y/N-PAISEN PLEASE DON’T BE JEALOUS OF A TOILET BOWL”
✧ You took him by the collar ready to throw hands. “I’m not. I’m just saying your dumbass of a Captain needs to get his priorities straight.”
✧ Peace loving Finral pried Asta away from your hold. “Let’s not resort to violence please,” then he laughed nervously
✧ “Come on, Y/N. If you come with us, we’ll let you get 1 free pass to punch Captain Yami~” Vanessa tried to bargain
✧ “WHAT? DIDNT I JUST SAY—“
✧ “Hmm...” Luck interjected. “What if we just electrocute her so she’ll be unconscious and easier to carry?”
✧ “Or maybe whack her with Asta’s sword?” Magna added
✧ “WHY ARE YOU ALL SO VIOLENT?!” Peace keeper Finral at it again
✧ While the other Bulls were being dumb and chaotic, our smart cookie Noelle over here was trying to get to the bottom of what was going on with you.
✧ “Did you guys... fight?” Noelle asked
✧ It’s like she hit a bullseye
✧ Finally, someone who uses their brain in this squad for once
✧ “Yeah, we wouldn’t have if he wasn’t such a blockhead!”
✧ “WHAT DID CAPTAIN YAMI DO” Asta asked
✧ “Be the blockhead that he is THAT’S WHAT”
✧ “No wonder Captain Yami’s more pissy than usual.” Noelle said. “EHHH?! How can you even tell the difference?!” Magna exclaimed
✧ You scoffed. “Oh so he has the nerve to be pissed off when he’s the one who forgot our anniversary?!”
✧ All the Black Bull members had a look of “Ohhhhh” on their faces
✧ “He has the nerve to ignore me while I ignore him yeah somebody has to tell him IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY”
✧ The members were just scratching their head and facepalming at their captain
✧ “So yeah, he better get his ass over here.”
✧ The members realized that this is a code red kind of situation so Finral and Asta went back to the base to fetch the captain while the others kept you company
✧ After a short while Yami came out of a portal and he looked frantic as hell
✧ “Babe, I’m sorry! It totally slipp—“
✧ “YOU...”
✧ You stood up and pointed a fork at him
✧ “We barely see each other yet you still forget the ONE time we were supposed to meet? And mind you, it’s a special occasion too!”
✧ He just stood there scratching his head. He knows he messed up big time
✧ “WHAT YAMI? Are you just gonna stand there or am I going to strangle you?”
✧ The other Black Bull members were pretty terrified of you
✧ “Y/N-PAISEN IS VIOLENT WHEN SHE’S DRUNK”
✧ He sighed. “All right you dumbasses step out for a couple of minutes. We’ll just sort things out.”
✧ Both of you sat down. You stayed silent and waited for Yami to explain himself.
✧ “Well, I don’t really have a good reason for forgetting,” he continued scratching his head
✧ You closed your eyes. You just wanted to punch this man
✧ “But, I promise to make it up to you. Tomorrow. We can still celebrate tomorrow. I’ll take you out to a nice dinner.” he grinned widely
You looked at him quite unimpressed. Yami frowned. “Come on babe! That’s FREE dinner for you!”
✧ You were starting to get a headache from all that drinking you did. “Yeah, okay, sure.” you said while rubbing your temples. “Your forgiveness would depend on where you’ll take me though.”
✧ Yami just scoffed playfully. He took notice of your headache and gently placed a hand on top of your head
✧ “Oi I don’t want you drinking on your own ever again.”
✧ “It’s your fault I even did in the first place!” you yelled as you punched him lightly in the arm
✧ He barely felt that btw
✧ He stood up and picked you from your seat bridal style. “Come on, let’s go back to the base. I’ll take care of you for the rest of the evening.” he said as he kissed your forehead
✧ “I can walk you know.” Yami was shameless and you were embarrassed by the whole ordeal
“Where’s the fun in that? We look more like a couple this way,”
✧ When you reached the base he laid you down on his bed and fluffed your pillows just how you like them. You smiled at the gesture. He might be questionable as a person but he always paid attention to your likes and dislikes
✧ Yami as a lover: 💯
✧ He got you a glass of water and some painkillers. He also got you a fluffy blanket. After tucking you in, he gently laid beside you and wrapped his muscular arms around you
✧ You giggled. “You must love me so much to get all those on your own without slaving your members around for it,”
✧ “Yeah, I mean you’re the only one who can come between me and restroom time.”
✧ You groaned. “God, I absolutely cannot stand you!”
✧ He chuckled and wrapped his legs around you like you were a bolster pillow. He peppered your face with kisses. “I know you can’t resist me, babe.”
✧ “What do you think? I managed to stay with you for a year!”
✧ “And more years to come, I’ll make sure of that.” Yami said as he placed his forehead on yours.
✧ You smiled and kissed him deeply. “I love you dumb dumb. Happy 1 year to us,” you mumbled sleepily
✧ “I love you too. Now get some rest, I’ll be here when you wake up I promise,” he kissed your forehead one last time before drifting off to sleep.
#yami sukehiro x reader#black clover imagines#black clover scenarios#black clover headcanons#black clover fanfiction#yami sukehiro#black clover#yami x reader#black clover x reader
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