#WHY THIS EUGHGHGHHH

[jaykin]

NEW KORVO VOICE I HATE IT I HATE IT WHY DID THEY MAKE HIM BRITISH I HATE IT GRHRGHGHGGGGRGGRHHGHGG

[undertilted]

11, 39, 38

11) What’s an inner joke you have with your friends? 

          - An inside joke I have with my best friend is accusing each other of weird fetishes (Ex. Cheese)

38) Tell us about your pet peeves?

          - Phew okay get ready for this. Up first is slow walkers eUGH I hate them so much okay like just freaking walk, you can hold hands with your lover and talk with your friends but walk AT A REASONABLE PACE AT THE SAME TIME like you’re not walking FOR THE JOY OF WALKING you’re walking TO GET SOMEWHERE so why not GET THERE AND MINIMIZE YOUR WALKING TIME AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE jeez and then you try to like speed up and walk around them and you just look rude and then even worse you try to pass them BUT SOMEONE WALKING TOWARDS YOU COMES UP FROM THE SIDE and you have to abruptly stop and go back and you just look stupid eugh and then there are these times where like it’s a group of people walking slowly and there’s NOW WAY to get around them so you have to sit behind them walking slowly and trying not to step on their feet god it ticks me off so much

          - Okay it said “pet peeves” plural so let’s go I have another one. This one is when people are telling you something and you don’t hear and they go “never mind you should have been listening.” Like sorry, I wasn’t expecting you to talk so I wasn’t listening to you with 100% attention and clearly I care enough about what you said to say “Hey what did you say?” Like eugh if it was important enough to tell me in the first place surely you can repeat yourself just ONCE? I realize it might be annoying but like eugh I WANT TO KNOW can you not take like 3 MORE SECONDS TO REPEAT WHAT YOU SAID so that at the very least I can know?? Even if all you said was a stupid comment like “Oh my finger was itchy is all” I STILL WANNA KNOW OKAY BECAUSE BY SAYING NEVERMIND YOU’VE CREATED A BLACK HOLE OF CURIOSITY INSIDE ME THAT CAN ONLY BE FILLED BY THEM TELLING ME WHAT THEY SAID it’s NOT THAT HARD EUGHGHGHHH

39) What color do you wear most?

          - I’m pretty sure I wear various shades of blue a lot