#WHY IS HE HANDSMOE

[lisxarchives]

Hihii!! Can I get some sparkly keito layouts? :D

IIIIHHH SPARKLY REQUEST

I hope you like these !! Keito,,, he deserves a break. ALSO why are all of his cards sO GOOD HELLO???

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Flower of Evil” with Me!

Episode 4

oh oh ohhh ohhhhhh

we are back with episode four

i am so excited honestly like the DRAMA OF IT ALL

anyways, sake is sleeping on the floor, i have my water kind o- oh, nopei just looked i must go and gather thirst quenching liquids

rain

*rain starts playing in the background*

rain the singer, i hope that got across to everyone that that was what i was meaning

anyways

onwards with the show!

is this anotherOMG FLASHBACK

omgggg the young joongi with blonde hair is so cute

jiwon is so cute i lvoe her

this is the best kind of first date

oooohhhhh

thats

oh

oooohhhh

bitch!!!

this is some cute shit

awwwww

O MY GODDDD

I DO FEEL EMOTIONALS IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT

rock paper scissors i love

a;ldskjfa;lskdjfas he did play too im sick thats adorable

oh he

hes realizing hes in love

i am ;akfjaowierhfawrh;

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS SO PRECIOUS FUCKING

kiss her ikiss her ksis kher

bitchc

if you dont i woill

oh no

thats absolutely TERRIFYING

demon man is back

is that rain or tears

whos to say

she’s really weird???

boy

oh wait okay i get it

nevermind

noooo jiwonnie nooo

dont cryeee

literally what is happening with his parents

i have many question

whe

she’s chugging that medicine

ohhh good she apologized

akl;dfja;slkdj he smileee

oh i didnt realize jiwon was in charge of the case

what is happening in this family like genuinely

i havent looked up spoilers yet which is weird for me

but

OH HE REALLY DID SAY ITS NOT JUST HIS MAMI AND HIS DAD

*eyes emoji*

like okay i dont know how i feel about the father yet but i do know that as mean as the mother is i do like her just the slightest bc i somewhat udnerstand ehr motivations

what is going on with

what

thats a rubix cube

this man is goin gto cause trouble in the future isnt he

not the dad though i wouldnt be overly surprised

but coma man

the original heeseong

hm i hate this actually

is that coffee?

in a can?

i do not understand what is going on

how long has heeseong out?  like wouldnt his hair be longer?

anyways

dect. choi and i have iss

thtasts a dead man

tahts blood

mmm dont like taht

what

wa

who??

what??

ma’am???

sir

what

WHAT

what the fuck is

oh its like a drama or someting christ

who is this lady

what

WHAT IS THAT JOONGI’S OLDER SISTER

WAHT

instincts??

oh shit

wow

the standoff

her

shes aid her hyunsoo

what is

is she going to cry

nope she skedooted on out

oh so he

joongi white shirt wet heari no one touch me

i really need to see him with earrings fuck

what is going on?

COMMERCIAL

NO

why did jiwonnie put him in the coat

but babe deflection like that will make you a bit suspicous baobei

stop showing me b t s commercials i literally DO NOT care

af;lkfaoh nevermind hes just teasing her

the fact that we all know its not him bc of alibi....but he cant say anthing bc secret life...

shut up why is this so

he really said im going to sleep on my wife’s lap

JIWON UNNIE YOURE DAMN RIGHGT HE WAS INFLUENCED

the way that joongi was like oh shit let me run though the list of like four people i know

ew theyres so grosssss

htats so cute i cant

YES HE WAS ALWAYS THAT HANDSMOE

SHUT UP THESTS SO CUTSE

GET ME A ROMANCE LIKE THIS

she said i will SLEEP

yes

fuck i love how much joongi must be loving the fact he gets to play a romantic lead FUCK

let him do more like this god

what

whos this woman

yes reporternim fuck it up fuck up the information

oh shit

hes acting as reporternim

one day i jsut want to shake joongi’s hand for the acting of this scene specifically

who else could know

oh dear that old woman definitely knows something huh

what

oh my god

no thats jiwon pregnent?

who is this woman???

oh

sl;akdjfpowieah step-sibling vibe im weak

aj;dsfkjawepao AS IF HE MET HIM YESTERDAY FUCK

god detective cutie looks so good im screamigninsdie

i simp for him and for joongi and jiwon

it be like that sometimes

detective im?

is that detc. cutie?

taxi man is literally right outside of the

oh my god???

he???

what the fuck is going on

who is this man

actor of the year

FISH MAN

KISH KEYCHAIN MAN

OH MY GOD

lmao his ‘tapes’

what a delighteful oldie

is taxi man someone whos been wronged by joongi??

i feel like i should state now that im never probably going to call him by his character’s name

and we cut back to my man

it was the same taxi

oh FUCK

al;kdfja;lwe that hes on hisside im sick

what is that

a recording device?

sir.

asl;dkfjasld;kfj they said we like to observe proper traffic things

akdfj;asld

wait theres a missing body still?

aiyah what is happening

ooohhha fijaweoih conspiracy time im very here for this jiwon unnie

who is sharing fuckin dead peoples fingernails with thier children jesus

wow they are going to get caught arent they

by some sort of speed trap

also why is do the car speak to him

sister’s necklace

bitch the FUCK

i KNEW HE RECOGNIZED THAT

HE DATED JOONGI’S SISTER

W H A T

al;ksdfj;alkdjf he said muttering time

oh shit

cop car?

cop car?

dklfjas;l “im a cool guy”

oh

oh shit

inchresting

a;lsdkfja;lke he really just straight up deleted things

wow

nice watch

god joongi looked hot while he was threatening reporter-nim

me: needs to stop simping for joongi

me: is going to do so anyways

oops its trauma time

oh i guess we the audience are going to expereicne it too

i wonder what happened with the sister you know

like....it was very obvious that she still holds some sort of postiivie feelings towards her brother

so are we seeing waht happened while hes telling it?  bc i love when that happens plot-wise

akdfjals;d no that didnt happen

ok no this isnt going to go well

the reluctant friendship of sorts that theyre going thru rn is comedic in this tense show aldjfa;sldj

OH FUCK

WHAT

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

AHJUMMA

OH NO

THIS ISNT GOOD

awww eunha is is background thats so sweet

oh my god

is he gonna

what is who is that guy

TAXI MAN

JEONG MISOOK?

WHO

who is that

god hes so creepy but the diaologue is so funny

dont look back

just go

go

just g o

G O

OK THAT WAS HOT JOONGI

THAT WAS KINDA HOT WITHT EH ONE ARM FLIP

RUN JOONGI RUN OH MY GOD

OH NO SHE’S CATCHING UP FUC FUCK CUFASOIODJFAPWEIO

AIYAH I DONT LIKE THIS

okay maybe the pause to turn on her phone’s flashlight gave him the time he needed to

nevermind hes still here

yah i dont like this

the tensity

my poor nerves

is that

no

sir

the light oh shit

is jiwon okay

oh no

jiwon

fuck his nose

as;ldfjaoiewhra in the knackers

yikes

man he is losing huh

her anlek

oh noOH NO

OH NOAIYAH

OH NO

doesnt she have the keys?

oh no her phone

i have so many worries and all of them have to do this show

OH MY GOD

WAIT

IS JIWON JEONG MISOOK

adkfj;aewikj if it is i’‘ll scream if its not i’ll look like boo boo the fool

oh he bleeding

oh noooo

okay detectivve cutie found her so shes safe at least

besides her ankle probably

so whos watching over eunha?

okay thanks to the guy fucking up, he at leat is no longer a suspect

oh its b&b time

oh that place is so cute acutally

did my man get played?

what

okay?

i love the seniors in this town

dfoajd this is so fun to see them gossip

taxi driver

im hojoon

im propiosng to him as we speak

oh misook was mr. taxi’s wife

oh shit now they realize that he be the scammer

omg

i like....vaguely want to feel bad for him but he is being so creepy and obsessive so like

can’t

also the old (now deceased roommate) was kinda handsome but i think that he should like have a scar going across his face personally

oh eunha is with mother in law

ohhh noooo eunhaaa

baobei

the way that the mil is trying to not laugh like wow

they really did this writing well

my heart aches to have eunha cry though

actor of the year award give it to my daughter

OH NO

OH NO HIS WATCH OH MY GOD

OH NO

oh fuck

OH NO

IT IS HIS WATCH

OH fUCK

WHY IS DO I WANT TO CRY NOW

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS THE END OF THE EPISODE FUCK

I

okay the end credit song is pretty metal ngl

OH IS THIS THE FIRST EPISODE THING THAT WE SEE OMG

OH MY GOD

YOOOOOOO

I AM NOT PREPARED AT ALL

anyways

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

[jmarshv]

Who are your top 10 animated villains and why? (Not counting disney)

Not counting disney is gonna make this hard hhhh also thank you for asking “why” because it gives me a chance to talk for 50 paragraphs

Also I’m including 2 comic book characters because I honestly had a hell of a time thinking of animated villains I like that aren’t disney.

1. I originally had Bill Cipher at number one but then I remember you said no Disney. Which leaves me to place Gamzee at number one because no matter how old I get I will always love two things: clowns and horror movies. Gamzee is both of those but also he is my son and he deserved better and I love him so much. I will always love Gamzee Makara. Idek if he’s considered a villain anymore really.

2. Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons holy shit I could go on for hours about this guy but I won’t. I love the classy smart cultured villains that go nuts at the drop of a hat. Between his hypnotic voice and intelligence and the way he’s unapologetically bloodthirsty he’s easily on my top 10.

3. Lotor: sexy… handsmoe..alien . wow. Really though wow. He starts out as a villain. One of those smart and cool and calm motherfuckers you want to punch in the face. Then he flips around and ehhh he’s decent. Then you get that big reveal in season six and we get to see how absolutely batshit this guy really is and how warped his methods are and it’s just 👌👌👌 beautiful.

4. Jasper from SU: big buff…. I honestly don’t have a lot of reasoning behind Jasper I just like her design and she’s hot lmao.

5. Dagur from the How to Train Your Dragon series which I’m pretty sure none of my followers have watched but I love him. He’s not a villain at this point anymore but when he was he had a lot of those traits that draw me to a villain. Namely the unstable behavior and obsessiveness. Also he’s buff so…

6. Johnny from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Johnny is the protagonist/main character but he’s still very much a villain. He has the relatable existential crisis’ and disillusionment with humanity so it’s pretty hard not to like him. Double that with his blatant mental illness and the fact that he kills bad people (or those he views as bad anyway) he’s been one of my faves for ages.

7. I’ve failed as a fan I cannot for the life of me think of anymore that aren’t animated or non-disney I’ve failed you anon I’m so sorry

honorable mentions to disney villains Tamatoa, Hans, and Bill Cipher. And live action villains Darth Vader, Biff, and Caldeon Hockley.