#WHY DO I PUT FART AS A TRIGGER WARNING BYE I PUT IT FOR LEVI SAKE MF ASS TURNED AROUND LIKE A MF SOCK

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hi I don't know If you are taking requests but if you are could I request fart hesdcanons on each of the brothers?

♡ note | THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE OMG I missed some shitpost like this to be fair and I am still laughing hard as fuck. SOMETIMES WRITING IS ABOUT HAVING FUN AND NOT CARING ABOUT THE TOPIC AND I HAD A LOT OF FUN WRITING THIS SO YEAH FUCK.

♡ LUCIFER | normal, he is a guy of pride and can't let a tiny decibel out so i feel he is one of those guys that they'd put their hand against their asshole to avoid noise. smell wise is normal, he isnt rotting on the inside..... yet

♡ MAMMON | baby farts, like they just "ploop" sound but he is mortified by it to the extend he just takes you out of the room if you are in there and closes the door with key until he feels brave enough to face you once again. There is no "the GREAT MAMMON" way out of this one sweetie

♡ ASMODEUS | rotten on the inside. he looks nice, fancy and so well kept in the hygiene area. however, is al a facade cause this man is dying on the inside. his are muted, no noise so you wont realise he did it but the smell JESUS fucking CHRIST. Im buying a gas mask for you sweetie.

♡ LEVIATHAN | he doesnt fart. He is his own breed mf drinks everyday drinks, fizzy ones too and likes spicy food too so when you spent a entire day with him and no fart whatsoever, he told you he simply is incapable of that. He tried to force one out just to show you but ..... yk .. imma leave it to your imagination what happened next

♡ BEEL | ⚡ thunder ⚡ mf makes the earth shake and he just doesn't give a single fuck about it. Is it an earthquake? Why is the ground shaking? Someone please go under a door frame or out to a safe place. Ah no, is just your boyfriend beel.

♡ BELPHIE | Chernobyl. That shit is radioactive fr fr. Bro is like asmodeus, no noise but when you cuddle with him under the covers is like you feel a mist if death trapped inside the bed that crawls to your nose and next thing you know you're passing out.

♡ SATAN | doesnt care at all. You as a human also fart and he read is normal to do so because theres air in the human body and his own and it needs to be let out one way or another. He may apologize because he knows is disgusting and may be uncomfortable but just that.

AGAIN, THIS IS A JOKE. PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY OR I WILL DEACTIVATE I CANT HAVE PISS AND FART AS MY BRAND. ONLY PISS