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linguisticparadox · 2 years ago

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VAN HELSING EVERYONE:

...as you can see, many...liberties are taken with the original story.

Okay so I found a really corny childrens series where these two kids get zapped into classic books and the first one is with Dracula and this line fucking MURDERED me

GODDAMMIT JONATHAN FOCUS!!!

#THIS BOOK IS SO STUPID [AFFECTIONATE]#WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE IT AT THE BOOKSTORE WHERE I WORKED FJDJGJFHC #dracula #abraham van helsing #...fr tho there are really strange changes to the og plot. not even just 'oh there's some kids there now' i mean like #the house in whitby being mina's and everyone meeting there #lucy's mother fucking....cooking?#mina never even uses a typewriter ffs #RENFIELD IS NOT THERE

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