#WHO THE HELL PROLONGS LABOR so that the KID doesn't get TEASED?
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Meeting Orym's mom as someone who grew up around midwifery is. Interesting.
#you have NO CHOICE in when the baby comes#that is ENTIRELY the baby's decision#WHO THE HELL PROLONGS THE LABOR?#WHO THE HELL PROLONGS LABOR so that the KID doesn't get TEASED?#I DUNNO MAN I THINK THE HEALTH AND SURVIVAL OF THE PATIENTS TRUMPS SCHOOLYARD CHANTS#and y'know. There can be variations here! some labors last a few hours some ungodly ones last days#but this is NOT something you mess with just because you think the kid will be a bit happier later#if you don't get to mess with it when the mom announces she wants to name her kid Psalmvi or Gonorrhea#then you don't get to mess with the L E N G T H O F T H E L A B O R oh my god#critical role
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