#WHHHHYYYYYYYY~?

[reverse-hermit]

i wanna draw but there are zero ideas in my head....

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Yknow on one hand theseus was just a kid himself when he killed the minotaur and it led to the end of the sacrifices so whatever

But also like why tf didn't he just kill minos. Like the minotaur isn't going out and getting these kids himself it is Literally Minos Doing This it is His Fault

[numberonepartyboy]

witch hat is so pretty i need to rea dit nowwwwww

[upsidedownwithsteve]

WHAT????

He hates Steve🥺🥺🥺🥺 whhhhyyyyyyyy

Steve is so awesome and pretty and cool and sad boi

he’s salty about it cause I twirl my hair when he comes on screen </3

[lily-orchard-gossip-blog]

Welcome back! I missed your witty answers. Especially to the biggest question of all...WHY is Lily Orchard. Whhyyyyyyyyy. Oh God, whhhhyyyyyyyy.

Glad to be back!

Ready to start bleaching my eyes at any moment!

[xehasmenesithakes]

Why why why why whhhhyyyyyyyy why why whyyyyy

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

WHY ARE THE ANONS BEING MEAN ABOIT GOJO IM CRYING 😞😞😞 THIS MUST STOP. NOW. HES BEUATOUFL. THERE ARE TEARS STRESMING DOWN MY FSCE I AM CHOKING ON MY SOBS WHHHHYYYYYYYY EUHEURH HUUUHE HEUH HE UHEUH UHE 😢😢😢😢 sniffles. 🌙 anon thank you for bringing us light and joy. Another gojo understander another win. Thank you Gege for blessing us with frogjo!!!! All hail frojgo!!!!!

THANK YOU OLLIE FOR PUTTING MY FEELINGS INTO WORDS i can’t believe i had all these non-believers around me this whole time 😔😔 i’m fighting against tumblr rn …. there are still asks abt it i haven’t answered yet …………..

maybe one day they’ll understand. but until that day comes we have no choice but to spread the good word of frogjo 🙏🙏

[kissofstyx-archives]

Whhhhyyyyyyyy did leaning into the fact that he (presumably unintentionally) looks biracial make him easier to draw 😭

[actualbird]

Oh my god help I tried to submit this ask before and I got told a tumblrbeast ate it was it that long kjsfhjdshf. I'm so sorry if this is the second time you got this ask from me.

Me & my friend actually came up with a not-so-insane sounding theory: Marius is not from the in-game timeline. (This has basis in Marius third solo SSR, but I won't say anything you don't already know. You've seen that illustration, I can tell you it's seriously related to that!)

I'm thinking Madoka Magica here. Due to various events, Marius loses both Giann and Rosa. Unable to take the loss of both of them, he builds a time travel machine (only able to go to another timeline, not the past in his timeline), and sets out to save them both.

I'd like to imagine Marius at the start, so optimistic and eager, so helpful and open. He practically wore his heart on his sleeve around the first few Rosa, then gradually forced himself to close it off because he kept on failing. (As my friend pointed out, he feels like he doesnt deserve the love a Rosa in a timeline gives him because he's failed her too many times)

Also as my friend pointed out, this is why Marius doesn't open up as much to Rosa. He doesn't really like dumping so much about himself on her because he doesn't wanna get too attached to that Rosa in THAT timeline. Cause if he does, and he fails to save her- he'll be more broken than before.

The reason he seems emotionally detached while talking about the bad memories is because he experienced this in the first timeline, as the original Marius. The one that fell in love with Rosa and didn't know about the tragedy that would happen and didn't see the need to save her and Giann.

And can I add another layer of angst on top. He's stuck in a choose one situation. He can't save both, and he doesn't know that. Even if he does know that, he'd keep going to different timelines, in hopes of success, even if it's impossible.

omg jshdvfkj im glad this ask got through!! it's the only one that i got that looks like it, so hurray! u were successful!

that being said, u were successful in making me very emotional whHHHYYYYYYYY

im personally not too big on theorizing about canon (my go-to is just to make an au HAHKJSHVFKJS), but it's interesting cuz i have played around with like, a madoka magica-esque au in terms of timeline jumping and immense angst, but it's always luke who im casting as the pseudo role of homura, since hes so very much intertwined with the concept of time and self destruction through self sacrifice

however, hearing ur rationale for marius is SO GOOD cuz i can see the connections and motivations, especially with how guarded and detached he is and oh god why wHY HE'LL BE SO DESTROYED, HE ALREADY IS, WHATS THE WAY OUUUUTTT

overuse of crying memes aside, thank u for sharing this! if anything, im now immensely interested in applying some of the time-narrative concepts i usually apply to luke to marius too, cuz it fits him as well, what with how heavy his past is and also how he brings up the concept of memory a lot (like, his memories of giann, how he wants to be remembered always by mc, past anecdotes, etc). it fits, just in a different way and different angle

ah, subjecting faves to the Horrors <3 jhvVKJSHDF

[wxnheart]

Here me out, I just want a platonic yandere for Serv.

Oh? Why, anon? Why? 👀

Tell me whhhhyyyyyyyy? *in my Backstreet Boys voice*

[tobysbliss]

whhhhyyyyyyyy

[jupitersaturnapollo]

SPOILERS!!!! IF YOU’VE NOT WATCHED THE BAD BATCH FINALE DON’T READ BELOW!!!!!!

WTF! WHY??!!??! WHY TECH!! WHAT DID HE EVER DO!!! THE GOGGLES!! OMG WHATS CROSSHAIR GOING TO DO WHEN HE FINDS OUT!?!!!!!?!!?

JUST WHHHHYYYYYYYY???!!

[highsweetiepie]

I want the men [that are actively] in my life to do better.

like?

why are you lying about something that doesn’t even require your effort???

why are you being mean about something I didn’t know?

why would you send me something fake knowing I’ma investigate then get mad when I call it out????

whhhhyyyyyyyy??????

[robotsforcake]

Sometimes we are good at things we don’t want to be good at and then suddenly we are running all the meetings and then sitting still for a solid hour after they’re over because whhhhyyyyyyyy.

[mayflyuniverse]

GUUUUUUUHHHHH WHY... WHY DOES THE WORLD REVOLVE AROUND MONEYYYY........ WHYYYYY.... I JUST...  WANNT TO GOOOO....  AND SEE THE BOYS.... SING....> >WHHHHYYYYYYYY.. 

[avatardoggo]

what’s the point of being a nation uNDER THE BLOODY CROWN IF YOU DONT REEP THE BENEFITS?!