#WHHAT THE HECK????

[apparentlyautistick]

I am literally crying. I just read probably some of the best written Tmnt fanfiction I’ve ever seen. Great interactions and nothing seemed out of the ordinary until I clicked on the author’s name and saw that they have also written TCEST.

*sobbing*

[soothedcerberus]

Local buff dragontaur getting his stretching in

[cerakuro]

whhat the heck… who is this guy

[marvelfandomsstuff]

Tony: Steve, where is Peter?

Steve: um. Ask nat.

Tony: Nat-

Nat: what! What do you want tony! Peter is fine-

Tony: I didn’t say shit about peter.

Nat: shit.

Tony: where is he.

Peter: hey mr stark!Nat and Steve said that if I prank call auntie Yelena I will be rewarded with a lollipop-

Door busts open

Yelena: PETER. WHHAT THE HECK. STOP CALLING ME.

Сват ліпші двоїсті!!

[cozyshotthecomfy]

[ door_chime.mp4

Hey, Cozy!

[ it's snowboard! ..looking like he's about to FUCKIG FREEZE TO DEATH WHHAT THE FUCK???

You won't believe what just happened ta me—

*sonethings wrong with my snowboard blog and i JUST FOUND YOURS augghhh until i can get it fixed I'll have to send asks only sorryyyy i hope u don't mind

-❄️🛹

"Snowboard?!"

Cozy lets the door wide open and ushers the other inside, extremely concerned.

"I probably won't, but what the heck! Are you okay?"

(all good vro, i dont mind at all! thx for interacting wit my cozy blog anyway ^^)

[lambydoesntrllyexist]

i made curry

it became a sort of thick paste.

i didnt add enough water.

I ate it, anyway, becauise whhat the heck.

*Proceeds to suffer the consequences of my actions

[alchemania]

Holy mother of god.

KIRARA???? OH MY LORD??

I LOVE HER. WHAT THE HECK. SHE IS SO CUTE SHE IS SO LOVELY I HAVE TO GET HER. WHAT. WHHAT.

She's a little delivery girl oh my gooooooddddd and she loves people and her job and wants to do her best and be friends with people oh GOD I already care about her so so much. Oh no.

[splatoon-odf]

The relationship of DJ Octavio and Cap'n Craig Cuttlefish (Part 1)

This is something not as many people know the details of. Most people who played Splatoon 1 know the Octavio and Craig have some sort of history, but not as many people know the details of it. Today is the day I put everything we have from the games and put them out on the table for people to see.

Firstly we have Sunken Scroll 16. Those of you who read my posts about the Great Turf War are familiar with this one, but I'll type it out again for those who are new.

"Before the Great Turf War, there were amicable relations between the Inklings and the Octarians. They couldn't have dreamed that rising sea levels would force them to battle fiercely over the remaining territory." Accompanied by this photo.

The photo shows an Inkling, seemingly some sort of high ranking military officer of sorts based on the uniform and medals, and an Octoling, likely of some higher status based on the ornate headdress, having a pleasant conversation. Based on Sunken Scroll 15, which I'll get into in just a bit, we know the Inkling on the right is Craig Cuttlefish, leaving us with the question of who the Octoling on the left is. As most of you likely already assumed, it appears to be the human form of DJ Octavio.

You can tell based on the headdress, similar tentacle shape, and Wasabi stalks (which you can see in the lap of the human form Octoling if you look closely on the scroll).

So Sunken Scroll 16 shows Craig and Octavio being friendly towards each other before the war.

Next we have Sunken Scroll 15

"This is the only existing photograph of the legendary Squidbeak Splatoon. The young man folding his arms appears to be the leader. When this picture was taken, the Great Turf War had been raging on for over a year."

This, along with a piece a dialog from Cuttlefish in Octo Valley, stating "Back in the day, I was the best battler Inkopolis had ever seen!", and a later chat log from Marina show that the inkling in Suken Scroll 16 is in fact Cuttlefish himself. This also tells us that Cap'n Cuttlefish was one of many on the front lines during the Great Turf Wars.

Now for Marina's Chat Room Session 5

DJ_Hyperfresh > Battery's almost dead. I'm gonna go grab my charger.

MC.Princess > Word

■Webmaster■ > DJ_Hyperfresh has left the chatroom.

MC.Princess > Man, there's nuthin to do when it's just me and you here cap...

CraigCuttlefish > what do you mean

MC.Princess > Uuuuugh i'm booored

MC.Princess > But maybe I'll do a lil research on u. See whhat kinda dirt I can dig up.

CraigCuttlefish > i have nothing to hide

MC.Princess > We'll see

MC.Princess >

MC.Princess > The heck is this?

MC.Princess > "The Squidbeak Splatoon, led by Second Lieutenant Cuttlefish, visited grievous losses upon the forces of the enemy during the bitter siege of Arowana Castle."

CraigCuttlefish > that takes me back

MC.Princess > Dang cap. Guess ur the real deal.

As you can clearly see here, Pearl flat out states that the "young man" in the photo is none other than Cap'n Craig Cuttlefish himself, fighting the same Octarian as before, who we established to be DJ Octavio, during the Great Turf War.

To be Continued in Part 2

[squid-from-spac3]

Ok heAR ME OUT I KNOW JUST HOURS AGO I SAID I DON’T DO FANART BUT LIKE???

@thezombiedogz Keeper design fucking snatched my heart and threw it in an early grave and i HAD to draw him so uH-

Sorry thezombiedogz for butchering your character and for the hat…

[majimemegoro]

anyone: *takes care of majima*

majima: whhat the heck what the h

[jaguatiric4]

it's three o'clock in the morning and I drank half a bottle of wine, I think I'm not thinking very well ???? whhat heck

[identity-very-big-deal]

I just played a match against a Soul Weaver... we got a tie and I used to be all like “Soul Weaver isn’t THAT op” but after that I’m like whhat to heck is this.

Devs when you NERF soul weaver how about try NOT slowing down her base speed and INSTEAD make the webs come off faster. Kiting is like impossible cuz in order to remove those webs you gotta STOP moving, and waiting it out is an option but YOU JUST GET MORE WEBS THAT RESET THE THINGY. BUT YOU GET EVEN SLOWER. Just make the webs naturally come off a lil faster plz that’s the only nerf I’m asking for lol

[halloweennut]

came for the heard you’re a cool person, stayed for the you’re a cool AND interesting person

whhat

who told you i was cool????? also i think that the first time someone told me i was interesting and i’m so flattered what the heck 

[pollokima]

whhat the heck is going on??!??

cartoon network commercial from 2004

[sweetsimulacrum]

gosh goshgosh what the heck i love my boyfriend so much hes literally the best whhat

[hinamie]

You're so beautiful that the stars hide, knowing they could never outshine you. ☄😉😙 -gayly crushing anon

HHHH H WHHAT ??/ heck anon you sure know how to make a girl blush im dying here ^///^