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I will indoctrinate you into hockey as well I swear to FUCKING GOD
LOOK UP BRAD MARCHAND PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!!! LOOK UP BRAD MARCHAND LICKING AND KISSING COMPILATION!! OBAMA CALLED HIM A LITTLE BALL OF HATE!! HE INHERITED THE NICKNAME “THE RAT”!!!! HE KISSED HIS OLD TEAMMATE WHO HE HAD MATCHING NUMBERS WITH (He’s 63 and Bergeron is 37 WHICH ADD UP TO FUCKING 100!!!!) ON THE FUCKING MOUTH DURING ANOTHER TEAMMATES WEDDING!! AND BEFORE THAT THEY DID A WHOLE ASS CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE!!! PLEASE I PLEAD OF YOU!!! HE STOLE A WHOLE PLAYER!! HE FUMKIN SCRUFFED HIMB!!! POOR BABY BEDSY GOT SCRUFFED BY THE RAT!!! ALSO LOOK UP CONNOR BEDARD PLEASE!! BROSKI KEEPS GETTING MANHANDLED AND LAUNCHED AND TOSSED AND THROWN AROUND!!! HE WAS THE NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK THIS SEASON!!!! HE HAS THE WEIGHT OF TAKING A MEDIOCRE TEAM ALL THE WAY TO THE STANLEY CUP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HES JUST A LITTLE GUY AND THEY EXPECT HIM TO FUCKING OUT SCORE WAYNE GRETZKY!!!! LOOK UP BEST ALLY TRAVIS DERMOTT PLEASE!!! I WAS HIS AND THE YOTES FAN BEFORE AND EVEN MORESO NOW!! HE GOT THE PRIDE TAPE BAN RESERVED!! HES JUST A NORMAL DUDE!!! HES NOT A SUPERSTAR!!!! HES JUST A BROSKI!!! BUT HE DID IT BY HIMSELF!!!!! PLEASE POOKIE COOKIE SNOOKUM KITTEN WHISKERS SWEETIE PIE SUGARPLUM HONEY BUTTERCUP BEAR!!! GET INVESTED IN A TEAM!!! JUST NOT THE MAPLE LEAFS!!!!!! PLEASE PHROG I BEG!!! I BEGGETH ON MY KNEES!!! I AM GIVING PUPPY EYES AND HEAD TILT!!! SPARKLY WET SOPPING EYES!!!!!!
hi marcy
#i am readign the wiki rn adm . wow .#consultign various articlels etc etc#WHJAT IS WORNG WITH THIS MAN (affectionatw)#ALSP YES I HJAERD AB THE PRIDE TAPW RHJNG THAR WAS SO COOL KF THAT GUY#i f i hahd any acpabilits kf gettign into sport i woudl be on thjs Joueny with u bbg#prosmie#ALSO TGE MAPLE.LWAFS ALANDER HWLPPPPP#WHHAT DID THHEY DO#anyqyas ifnore how logn ut took me ro do this i gensuinely thoguht i had mkrw ro sya but .#loojs intp ur eyws . Tell Mw More pookie#remdinenr that id lsitne to u ramblign ab anyrhinf forverr n ever#hjeart emoji#ask#moots !! <3
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i dont like being dizzy either. i understand. whats the main event btw
???: I’m Gllad You Asked!!!! Yyou See, You’rre On CHROMATOSE !!!! And Whhat Do We Do Tto Guests Onn CHROMATOSSE?? ? We..! ! We.. .
???: Umm. Wwe… Um. Umm. Ssorry, We… . Sorrry… . Um.. .
He pauses to think for a moment, visibly embarrassed.
???: Wwait Okay I Rememmbered!!!! ! I Did It!! ! I Thinkk Exa Woulld Be Prroud If Thhey Knew >[)
???: Hhere At CHROMATOSE, Wwe Kill Guessts!! Becausse It’s Ffunny Accordingg To Everryone Else So I Thhink So Tooo
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