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[boypussydilf]

2, 5, 7 for both finn and jake. i need you think about these two for me ooo ooooo

KNUCKS CRACKLES. THE BROTHERS EVER WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

2. favorite thing about this character

i think the great thing about jake that really Makes Him Jake is that in a lot of places hes kind of already got himself all figured out. he’s just plain content. he’s good like he is he doesn’t need anything. most of the time his greatest aspirations are “eat sandwich” and “hang out with girlfriend” jake the dog is living his best life

finn. The best thing about finn is everything about finn? he’s such a good protagonist and a good character and a good boy (*remembers hes almost 30 now* jesus christ) and i love him. i just zoned out thinking about finn mertens and forgot to write anything down. He tries very hard and he loves his friends a lot and he gets to be just a regular teenage boy and. And he’s an honorary dog and his existence for the first like 16 years of his life was existential horror at being the only one of his species and he says “mathematical” to mean “awesome”. He’s just so Finn! ifeel like in my mind ive really singled out specific things about him before but. i dont remember exactly. hes just great. he is doing the best that he can. he loves to HELP PEOPLE and USE SWORDS and BEATBOX

5. first song you think of when you think of this character

really feels like cheating to use a song from adventure time but obviously with finn i think of my best friends in the world. otherwise uhhhh….. jeez with how much i listen to music and how much i think about characters you’d think i’d have more songs inextricably linked to certain characters. i don’t really have anything else i can think offff………

really cool wig has jake energy

7. something the fandom does with this character that you like

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH . uh. I dont remember i havent seen many adventure time posts that aren’t about betty in a while. I think it’s funny when people draw them as tumblr posts that sound like them,. but that is not. much. I like it when people draw them? i can not seem to remember anything unique this is so sad ummmmm. I like it when ppl do anything with finns relationships…… his friendship w bonnie and marcy his relationship with his mom um etc. and i liiiiiiiiiiike uhhhhhhh the time someone redrew the “yoshis going to eat me and turn me into an egg now i love you goodbye” post w finn and jake That’s all i got folks thanks for coming

[superscourge]

Resurrected AU fic was amazing I very excited to see where it’s goes!! <3

(Sorry for calling bomber fatherless kinda/lh)

THANK U WHEEEEEEEE

[mandalhoerian]

hi <3 i sent that thing about too good for me a couple days ago but since then i’ve read no time to die and. omg. i genuinely love ur writing style and vera’s characterisation and her dynamics with everyone. she’s so interesting and as someone that does read a lot of oc fics it’s tbh one of my all time favourites. u r a visionary and u can’t deny it

MAN.

you are my hero, thank you so much im genuinely so happy -- especially getting this from an oc reader 😭 I'VE DONE IT AAAAAAAA THIS IS SO PERSONAL 2 MEEEEEEEEEE i've tried so much to make her multidimensional and her be different with everyone that it keeps things interesting and not flat, if that makes sense!!!! WHEEEEEEEE

On a side note i do get anons about nttd/vera every now and then and like IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT YOU HAVE NO IDEA and you know what !!!!!! nttd enjoyers if ur reading this PLEASE come talk to me sometimes , like, pick an anon name like "eggnog🥚" or some shit and COME BOTHER ME please i am craving that interaction lets just ramble i am begging

[lachalaine]

living the disney dream beep beep

[fishbians]

Chapter 2 of Mother Midnight is up! Thank you guys so much for your positive feedback, it encourages me and gives me The Strength to actually write!!

Amelie comes in next chapter. I promise. (But we gotta let the plot simmer before we introduce The Gay.)

[roseverdict]

Aperturetale

i brainfarted this all out and i prolly wont remember any of it in the morning so uh have fun while i sleep

i’ll tag it properly tomorrow but if anybody wants to do a thing with it go right the flip ahead i aint stoppin ya

edit: tagged, and i was right, i don't remember what the heck this is xD

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Chell falls down into Aperture because they did not pay attention to zoning laws why is there a siNKHOLE IN THE BACKYARD she has a reputation for never giving up, for doing whatever it takes to win…and getting frisky when she gets cocky (HEH) The only way out…is to test. Gladys says so. except Gladys is really GLaDOS is really partly Caroline heh

And who should show up to give Chell a leg up on GLaDOS?

it’s frigging Wheatley. Wheatley shows up and is all “ELLO” and is freaking out cuz he has no idea how to deal with GLaDOS but inadvertently teaches the player how to beat her, she goes all “i’ll be back”

Explore wheeeeeeee also Oracle Turret takes the place of Napstablook.

Instead of pulling a Toriel and trying to mom (dad?) Chell to death, Wheatley’s all “well uh…i wanna help u get out cuz i want out too, but uhhh i can’t go any further. carry me?”

Carry him for true pacifist

Leave him for neutral

Shatter him for genocide

Leave the old test track (the Ruins) and enter the next one, slightly pulling itself together now that GLaDOS knows there’s Science to do (Snowdin! :D) and the Co-Op bots are the skelebros! (spacey is totally MK)

Instead of passing P-Body’s puzzles, though, Atlas and P-Body enlist Chell and Wheatley to help them test.

Turrets are the minor NPCs you encounter. Minor NPCs you can talk to, but don’t technically ‘encounter’ are personality Cores.

(Curiosity sooo runs the library, and Intelli-cake is definitely the Shopkeeper. Morality is def Grillby and Emotion is the Innkeeper.)

Pacifist: Test with them, co-operatively. Don’t kill anyone.

Neutral: Test with them.

Genocide: Test against them, hamper their efforts while furthering your own. Also kill everyone.

The hangout is teaching the bots to bake, then realizing you’re the only one in the labs with a mouth to eat cake with. Much sads happen, but the effort is appreciated.

The Co-Op bots don’t join the party after pseudo-Snowdin.

Wheatley leads Chell out of the testing tracks and into the back area, the Waterfall if you will. They see P-Body report to Rick-totes-not-Undyne and Space Kid is there. Rick heads back to…wherever…and it’s exploring time!

Wheatley and Space actually do get along. It’s amazing what not connecting to the mainframe can do.

Space Kid winds up slipping from his rail in his excitement about finally seeing space, and Chell has to drop the Portal Gun (and Wheatley (“OI!”)) to grab him and reattach him. If saved, Spacey decides he’ll wait back with the Co-Op bots.

Rick is watching you.

The Undyne Chase is replaced by Rick following you around, being…Rick…and instead of getting water, you gotta grab him when he tries something insane called flINGING HIMSELF FROM HIS RAIL-

Once reattached, he thanks you, then the hangout is watching action movies. Wheatley likes to talk during them, but honestly…is Rick even…he’s not even watching them is he.

Rick no.

The Undying fight is against Rick in a shell not unlike Atlas’s. And yes. He watched so many action movies that he know exactly how to back up his black belt claims.

The Tems are definitely hopelessly corrupt cores. Who knows what they’re talking about. Bob is weird, his optic is just as dilated as the other Cores’, but he’s extremely coherent. Tem Flakes are pieces of turret boxes and Tem Armor is made from scraps saved from Redemption.

Pacifist: Explore, don’t die, don’t kill.

Neutral: Explore, don’t die.

Genocide: Explore.

(from here on out, assume i’m writing for the paci/neut routes unless specified otherwise)

They head off again. The core transfer happens in that weird spot between Waterfall and Hotland, or rather, the backstage and Old Aperture.

goshdangit mistake orb y u do dis

(In genocide route, Wheatley is not there anymore, but GLaDOS still decides to make you test in Old Aperture, as a special torture for making her relive her death. still salty i see)

Old Aperture is Hotland, and hoo boi there are some strange bots down there. Virgil (as Alphys) leads you along. Instead of MTT, it's…the Rainbow Core. Bleach my eyeballs now.

(the guy looks like a fun character but gooD GRIEF THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH FABULOUS™ I CAN TAKE)

(doug gaster? doug gaster.)

Paci…ehhhhh you get the drill

The CORE is Wheatley Laboratories. Fun. Avoiding Frankenturrets at every turn…and not knowing where to turn iM LOOKING AT YOU “THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU”-

ehem

Encountering all sorts of crazy characters, lots of fun. Virgil is still leading you, though. In the RBC EX Battle, there’s a moment at the Paci end where he goes “Ora-”

what noooooooo im not making RBC be a defective turret who dreamed bigger than the incinerator whadayatalkinbout

Virgil shows up and just. Yeah gotta be blunt here your chances of survival are slim.

Now Chell and PotatOS make their way back up to the Central AI chamber, but not before thE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU!!! MWAHAHA

Fact Core shows up and leads them to the terminal where they can get cores who’ve volunteered themselves for just this sort of thing while explaining the sad story of Aperture Science. (New Home) (If genocide route, Chell finds it on her own and GLaDOS taunts her over the intercom with the sad story)

He leaves them right before the Lair with a morbid statement about their chances of survival…and also a Craig-esque good-luck.

Atlas appears. He’s absolutely Sans-ing the heck outta you. I sure hope you didn’t delete P-Body’s AI backup and rip her apart… >:3c

Wheatley’s battle is the Asgore battle, except. Yknow. Wheatley no.

(If genocide, GLaDOS takes this battle. She’s decided she doesn’t want to take any chances with You. Don’t do her any good tho.)

Upon defeating him, you have the choice to give him MERCY and save him from space or to let him fly away. You need him alive for the pacifist route yknow.

GLaDOS isn’t happy if you save him, and she wants you out ASAP, but you’re also the most capable of repairing what’s left to fix in the facility, so she sends you out to fix things.

Go hangout with everyone if you haven’t already, and the True Lab is a great big Rattman’s Den. (Exile Vilify is the Pit Song, the other radio song is Dumb Ways To Die)

Now, GLaDOS has been resisting the Itch ever since you plugged her back in, but that’s not the actual issue once you finish in the Lab.

The Announcer, everybody! *spattering of applause*

However, unlike in the Reversal, the Announcer wasn’t Greg. No, the Announcer was, in fact, a shoddy brainmap of Cave Johnson himself, combined with leaked-over programming from the GLaDOS project (and thusly Caroline). The Announcer has an unrivaled love for Science and Testing, even more so than GLaDOS, except he didn’t get a character arc yet.

well that’s all about to change

He disables GLaDOS and assumes control of the entire facility, even the parts Aegis once reigned over and the parts neither AI led.

CUE THE ASRIEL DREEMURR BATTLE

The Announcer brings the cores and bots in to do his dirty work for him, attempting a factory reset on all of them.

Call out to them, SAVE them, just like you would your UT monster pals.

The Announcer doesn’t have a SOUL of love to call out to, but he was made with bits and pieces of two human SOULs. Sure, they love science, but they also loved each other, twisted as it was. SAVE them and split them apart, reverting the partial SOULs to childlike forms to keep their personalities intact, and behold! Caroline and Cave!

They set everything back to the way it was, they fix the elevators and call one down, then Caroline fades first. GLaDOS wakes up, and Cave apologizes to her for having the scientists stuff her into the chassis. Having gone through not one, but TWO character arcs, GLaDOS begrudgingly lets him off lightly.

Roam Aperture as a hero as lomg as you want. You’ll find Cave in your old Portal 1 Relaxation Vault, staring forlornly at the clipboard, resting against the wall.

Rise to the surface, each core in a Co-Op style set of limbs, and embrace the Outside.

…the Outside is really really wheaty.

Wheatley is not amused.

Though there is quite the moonrise going on and it’s pretty so there’s that.

[superscourge]

ROOTING FOR YOU IN THE AU COLLISION ALREADY

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