#WHATTTTT . THE FUCK

[lovemikage]

YOU GUYS?

[sgrspiced-a]

guys I just finished my presentation. guys i have a bachelors degree. what the fuck.

[eyepatchdate]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOKER IS GOIGN TO BE IN SSKTJL. HES DEAD

[kiwipit]

j read thee most insane post

[4ssmallasad0ll]

AHHHHH NO WHAT

going to kms. wtf did i just read.

[pyotrkochetkov]

EXCUSE ME MISTA SVECHNIKOV

[guhhhhhhhhhhh]

Oh! My god! I did NOT have John Granby fucking. Coming out as gay to Lawrence. On my Temeraire bingo card. What?

[jinkx-monswoon]

@space-monkeyz WAIT WHAT THE FUCK??!?!!??!??!?!?!

War! (Alyssa x Bianca oneshot)

In which Alyssa and Bianca read each other to filth—but in the heat of the moment, one does something that leaves them both speechless.

[mushramoo]

ok guys I know I’m late but y’all were right dungeon meshi slaps extremely hard

[rystiel]

destiel couldn’t save us this time

[johnslittlespoon]

bucky loves buck like a dog loves his owner.

i'll sleep on the foot of your bed every night. you can curl your fingers in my hair when you wake up with your chest feeling a little too tight and your mind a little too dark. you can tug, i don't mind it if stings. i would sleep on the floor, too, if you asked.

i hope you have a good day. i'll sit at the door and wait. i'd curl up on the porch through all the seasons, unmoving, patient, if it's what you wanted. i'll love you when you want me to, i'll back off when you don't. it's okay if it hurts.

look at this stick i brought you! it's neat, isn't it? it's better than the last five, right? am i entertaining enough for you? do i still make you smile hard enough to make up for everything else? am i too much? you could never be too much for me. i want everything you'll give me.

you are my favourite. person, thing, smell, taste, place, sound, feeling. it's okay if i'm not yours. just let me feel your glow, let me be around you, it's good enough for me, i promise.

let me be your passenger, i'll hang my head out the window, make sure your travels aren't lonely. you don't have to give me anything in return. i can be patient and quiet. all for you.

don't count on it? there's nothing to count on if you aren't here. you are my world. it's always you, always has been. i'm all yours, even if you don't want me. i'll wait for you, always. count on that.

just please don't take too long to come home.

[brightlyburningstar]

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[askgravityfallsed]

in another world ...

(Gideon Gleeful can See into other dimensions. He lets his friends take peeks too, sometimes, and today Robert feels particularly strongly about another one of his Selves. One who's... almost like him. Almost immortal.)

Robbie seems fine, mostly… content. He’s been this way for, what, seven or so years now? Eight? Fuck if he knows, but he’s used to this. Life was normal, almost… he just wished his Zoloft actually worked. But, hey, what can you do? Suicidal tendencies were pointless when you were already dead.

He was also pretty used to the constant feeling of being watched, so he barely even noticed his other self looking down on him at all. Almost, at least.

[lxvenderjewel]

insane week for sherlock&co enjoyers

[thelosercenter]

hey max where did this pic come from wheres the scene i just wanna talk-

[littleprincefan]

thinking about how gravity falls and black butler have the Exact Same secret twin plot twist down to the younger-twin-that’s-pretending-to-be-the-missing-older wearing an EYEPATCH but the ciels and the stans have such different dynamics and drastically tragic backstories of how the loss of the older twin happened that it makes the twists obviously feel So Much Different. yk