#WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!? (referring to my body cuz wtf is wrong with it) the human body is the most annoying thing ever

[aria0fgold]

Can I be rid of this wretched body, I want a different body than this, anything works at this point just not a human body anymore just grrrrrrr

[mightyfineblog]

‘I Could Come And Love You’ Ben Hardy x Reader x Rami Malek

Summary: Female reader is caught up in a love triangle between Rami and Ben, having feelings for both, but what's going to happen?

Words: 1.5K+

Warnings: angst, kissing and suggestive conversation

Enjoy:

“Aand CUT! That’s it! It’s a wrap guys.” 

The final scene of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ just finished, you could take deep breath now. The past few months were more than exhausting, because this was a special production you were working on. Not only because of Queen, but because four of the loveliest actors were at your co-directing. Two, slightly more than the other. Ben and Rami. 

Rami, you met on ‘Mr. Robot’ where you were invited to co-direct, but did only a few episodes, because it was in New York, and you had a busy schedule to run back in London. Ben, you knew from mutual friends, like actors and producers, and one thing led to another, you were hired to work on a soap drama called ‘EastEnders’ for about two years. 

“That’s it! Perfect. Perfect. Amazing, boys.” you praised through the speaker as the crew clapped. You stormed right away and gave each a lovely hug. 

“Only fair we celebrate tonight” Joe suggests. They look at each other and nod in approval.

“Only fair if our dear director joins us.” Gwilym points a finger at you.

“The hell I am. Let’s do it.” you smile cheekily.

At the pub, you are sitting around a table impatiently tapping your fingers waiting for Ben to bring a pitcher from the bar. 

“You look like you need one.” Joe pokes you an elbow.

You shrug. 

“All I meant was, you earned it” he shoulder bumps you.

“Dear God Y/N, you need to relax. Loosen up, you made it. It’s going to be awesome. You’ll see.” Rami’s smile comforts you from across the table.

“Oh, it was all you, guys” you assure.

“Let’s not start again, shall we?” Gwilym interrupts you “Not that talk again, cuz if we do, I swear, I’ll flip shit.” All laugh, and you lift your arms in defeat.

Your eyes wander to meet Ben’s. He is carrying the pitcher, trying to balance, when he almost spills it on you.

“Bro, are no fit for a waiter, or shall I say waitress?” Rami pinches his cheek.

“It’s okay, cuz you didn’t. “Almost”, doesn’t count” you blink playfully at him, and Ben eases up.

“If any of you’ve came over to help!” he fusses.

“Oh enough, nobody move, nobody get hurt” you deviously point out.

During a few more rounds of pints, giggles, funny stories from set, maybe it’s the alcohol, but you catch Ben’s eyes on you a few times. Not like you haven’t taken your fair share staring at his eyes before, but this time it was different, or at least it seemed like. At one point everybody went to move around somewhere and it was just you and Rami on the table. He repositioned to sit next to you on the couch and placed his hand on top of yours. You shot him a dead eye “WTF?”. 

“You are amazing. Your energy… I can feel it, when I act, it’s like you command my thoughts, my character, I don’t know what is it about you that has such power over me” he speaks softly.

Your eyes widen at his words, “Wow, I mean, I was told, I am good at my job… but this, just wow” you nervously take a last sip off your glass and shift your hand away.

Then the guys are back. “Well, well, well, what do we have here, huh? Looks like two cozied up birdies” Ben starts to joke around. You look him square in the eyes, sensing something weird, but satisfying in the same time “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you are going jelly here Ben.”, you smirk. He presses lips turned red and his cheeks flushed. From the alcohol, right? You give him a wink to ease up. 

Since all of you were staying in the same hotel near the studios, you walked back together. With Ben and Rami on each side you were swinging your step joyfully. Joe and Gwylim catching up behind.

“Alrighty Y/N. I’ll walk you to your room now” Ben states, rather than asks, hoping to get rid of Rami, whose arm slides off yours and you loose him by the foyer. Soon after, you and Ben are in front of your room, you sincerely thank him. He just stays there looking dreamy, your eyes magnetized by his lips. He keeps you in his arms, inhaling your neck and hair. You give him a quick peck and push the door, but his arm on your waist won’t let go. He steps forward, pulling you closer and gives you a few sweet kisses. Instinctively, your hands fly to his neck and hold onto him. Suddenly you feel fluttering in your stomach. You pull away and almost whisper “Goodnight, Ben”. Running away, you close the door shut behind you. Laying your back at it, while Ben on the other side, presses his temple against the door.

A few moments later, you need distraction from your thoughts. Getting rid of clothes and running a foamy bath, should do it. Relaxing your shoulders, you stretch out your neck, hair pinned up. A sly smile on your face, eyes closed you rewind everything that had happened.

A knock on the door, not sure you heard it. Another knock. You step outside to wrap a dressing gown. Suspiciously you open slowly. A wide grin facing you, eyes playing different directions.

“What? What are you doing here? Something wrong?”

“Yes. No. In fact… “I wanted to see you”

“At this hour, Rami what is it?”

“Maybe, I shouldn’t have, you are obviously busy..”

You chuckle “Hell no, just having a bath, come on in now”.

“I don’t really wanna bother you...”

Once inside you walk to the bathroom, while he navigates around an armchair.

“Here’s the plan, I continue my bubble bath, while you pour a drink from the mini bar. Then start talking” you instruct him.

“Yeah, sure”

As you enter the bathroom, you leave the door a crack open. Letting the gown fall off you, you dip again in the hot water and play with the thick foam.

“Y/N, do you want a glass too?” Rami shouts from the other room.

“I do”

He walks in the bathroom and hands you a glass of red wine. 

“Cheers, love. Now start talking, what’s bothering you?” you initiate.

He eyes you up and down, although the foam has you almost covered. He sits on the floor next to you, back pressed against the tub, head turned to your face.

“There’s a person, I think, I fancy.” He starts quietly.

“Okay, what’s this person like?” you take a sip and close your eyes, rest your head back.

“I’ve known her for some time now, we worked together...“ he licks his lips and gulps. “The problem is, I don’t know if she fancies me as well.” He shakes his head “I’m definitely not the only one who’s got her interest, maybe I don’t have her interest at all…”

“Why would you say that?” your soft voice breaks a silence moment.

“A friend of mine, fancies her as well, and I think, in fact I saw him going home with her tonight.” His eyes locked searching for yours. He admires the way your skin glows, a little flushed from the heat, a few baby hairs curly from the humid. 

You open your eyes, not connecting the dots “But, Rami, you were with us all night, who are you tal..” you meet his eyes, before you could finish your sentence. “Aagh, oh” you shrug around. “Rami, I…” his eyes eager for your words. “If you are referring to me and Ben” you let a nervous chuckle “I, noo, nothing happened between us. Never did”. Before you know it, his lips are pressed against yours, you find yourself reaching for him. After a few soft kisses you pull away to take a deep breath.

“I’ve seen the way he looks at you” Rami starts, “and it ain’t chasteful. I look at his eyes, and I could read the things he wanna do with you. The hell, I know! Cuz I wanna do them too” His hand in tight fist, knuckles are white. You rest your head between your hands.

“Tell me Y/N, I have to know, right now, what do you feel. I cannot keep dreaming about you any longer” he is frustrated.

“Please Rami, don’t do this” you reach to turn his face to yours.

“Then tell me, tell me if you want to be with me, or him?”

“Please, don’t make me do this, not tonight..” you shake your head

He is about to go, but you catch his wrist and pull him down for a kiss. His fingers find your collarbone and rest on your neck. He deepens the kiss and lifts you up. All naked and dripping water, your hand rests on his chest, putting a barrier between your bodies. He pulls away and bites his lip.

“Stay” you’ll be damned for this.

“I..” he is shifting on you.

“Don’t think about it.” Your soft voice. His eyes hungry.

“Just, stay tonight" you swallow.

...

Soo, are we team Ben, or team Rami?

[shoelace-and-friends]

OKAY BUT concept: Lazytown, but it’s meant for teenagers

Okay but- imagine how different Lazytown would be if it were meant for teens while STILL trying to be educational 

Like, it’s a few years into the future, and all the kids are now in middle or high school (depending on age. I like to think Ziggy 13, Stingy and Stephanie 14, and Trixie and Pixel 16) 

Of course, Sportacus, Robbie, and the other adults would all treat the children differently now that they are older. They are open to talk to the kids about more mature and serious topics 

The teens are a really confusing time to be going through, and I’m sure Sportacus would still be just as supportive and willing to save the day...he just does so in different ways now 

The show would cover and educate teens on  issues that teens might go through like 

*Ziggy being self-conscious about his weight to the point where he just- stops eating and Sportacus tells him that how his body FEELS is more important, rather than how it LOOKS (covering body positivity, eating disorders, showing that boys can have that problem too) 

*Stingy developing his very first crush on someone and becoming very clingy and possesive and needing to be taught that people are NOT like things and you can’t just CLAIM a person as yours (covering consent and healthy relationships) 

*Steph getting her period for the first time and she and the Mayor have no idea wtf is going on (cuz lbr, the mayor is kind of dumb) so Sport’s crystal beeps and they’re like “she’s bleeding!” and Sport knows what’s happening but doesn’t know what to do so they actually call Bessie for help. But after that, Sporto starts carrying pads/tampons along with him just in case cuz you gotta stick out for your friends 

*Given the amount of time Pixel spends with computers, I’m sure you can make at least one episode on internet safety with it. Pixel’s crush on Stephanie might be good material for episodes on teenage romance and healthy relationships too 

*Trixie maybe starting to realize that she’s “not like other girls” and doesn’t really pay much attention to boys like they do (covering sexuality) Perhaps she even likes Stephanie a little which could add the element of a love triangle

*Maybe in that same episode, Sport teaches them about gender and sexuality in general and he brings up non-binary gender and Robbie overhears and identifies it with himself, giving us a message that it’s never too late to come out or discover who you are 

*Imagine the drama of an episode where one of the kids gets their hands on a cigarette and Sport catches them just before they’re about to light it and for the very first time EVER, he’s visibly VERY ANGRY at and DISSAPOINTED in the kids, but it’s all out of a place of concern 

*Or an episode where Robbie slips Sport just ONE shot of alcohol in secret and given how sensitive his body is to just SUGAR, Sport instantly gets alcohol poisoning which leads to Robbie freaking out and probably asking the kids for help or something because not even sportscandy is fixing it (teaching kids to be careful around alcohol and also what to do if a friend happens to get sick) 

*Sport shown to actually be overwhelmed with worry about the safety of people in town every once in a while and having anxiety over it, and being confused because he goes outside a lot and eats healthy so WHY is it happening? And Robbie who also dealt with anxiety issues in the past actually telling him that sometimes, that’s not enough and how sometimes, medications and therapy may help (teaching that it’s okay to let people know you aren’t always ok, and that you shouldn’t hide it) 

And of course, Sport would STILL be promoting a healthy lifestyle in general. He’s the cool high school health teacher dad, who’ll talk to the kids about anything they want to know, from puberty to sex to crushes, anything. And Robbie has toned it down on the schemes a bit (since the kids are older and much less guillable now so there’s no point) and has warmed up to the kids a bit now that they are older. But, he’s still the lazy insomniac we know and love. Maybe sometimes, ...Robbie might even be a better teacher in terms of MENTAL health than Sportacus even, given all the stuff that he himself has dealt with having 

...Not to mention, an older target audience opens up potential for Sportarobbie to actually be a thing? 

There’s just- so much potential that Lazytown could STILL have, even if it weren’t meant for younger kids

This is just- something that I really really want and like to think about 

EDIT: Some MORE ideas for you since I came up with more 

*Pixel’s crush on Steph just getting bigger and bigger but he has no idea how to talk to girls, so for whatever reason, he asks ROBBIE for advice on how to do that, who ends up bringing out Rottenella for him to practice on 

*That ends up being a bust given that Rottenella can’t talk, so he ends up asking TRIXIE to help him practice and even after realizing that the girl he has an eye on is Stephanie, ...she helps him out anyway even if it hurts, because Stephanie and Pixel are her friends and she actually....sacrifices her own feelings for theirs 

*Sport is the one person that Trixie can talk to and vent to about her feelings for Steph, being the one guy she can trust, and then Sport totally hits us with the feels by being like “I understand what you’re going through....the person I like wants me out of town forever.” 

*Robbie going through one of his depressed states during the winter holidays (perhaps seasonal affective disorder? The episode covers depression) and isolating himself around Christmas because his self-esteem is in the gutter and he’s convinced that nobody wants him around, so he’ll spend the holidays alone, and Sport is just heartbroken and like “No, you’re very wrong, we WANT you to come be with us and we love you” and we finally get a translated performance of “Aleinn um Jolin” 

*Robbie reprogrammed Sugar-Pie to act like a normal dog, but one day he stops functioning  and is beyond repair and basically “passes away”, and everyone else is like “??? but it’s a robot, just make another.” But Sport reminds the kids that regardless, this was someone that Robbie was close to and that they should let  him grieve and be there for him (covering loss, death, and the stages of grief, which is something everyone goes through at some point) 

*Bessie becoming the unofficial mom that helps the girls out with the things that Sportacus and the Mayor might lack ability or knowledge to help in (like, bra shopping and shit like that because the idea of momma Busybody is just great, you guys) 

*Being the youngest, Ziggy is just entering high school and the older kids support him and help him get used to the transition from middle school 

*At least one episode with the trope where one of the boys is dealing with their voice cracking due to puberty (Stingy, because he would be the funniest) 

*There is still a Bing Bang at the end of each episode, but each one is different where sometimes, a different character sings it, or the music changes genres or parodies some sort of pop culture reference 

...You can make at least 12 episodes out of all this? That’s like, half a season right there 

ANOTHER EDIT: I’ve noticed how a big handful of you said that you fucking want this? Well, I’m not stopping you? Everyone, be my fucking guest if you wanna contribute to this in any sort of way.  Actually...it might be kind of fun, making this into a sort of group project (collaborate on art, fics, etc) You guys can like, message me if that sounds cool

[thewomaninlilywhite]

Miss Peregrine’s Movie Reactions

I finally watched this movie on a flight last weekend.

***WARNING CONTAINS SPOILERS*** NOT JUST FOR THE MOVIE, I REFERENCE THINGS FROM ALL THREE BOOKS AS WELL anything with various *** marks is something I didn’t fact check, so I apologize if I am actually wrong about any of those

Sorry that this is so freaking long, but I had issues Also, these are the things I wanted to say to my screen, so I don’t have context for them, sorry

Short Version: I thought the movie itself was well done, but it’s an awful adaption

I didn’t know Georgia Pemberton was in this Opening credits music cuts off oddly Who is this chick driving him Abe doesn’t sound Polish ?? Did it really take that long to get to his house? Aight Sam Jackson I miss Spike (I know that isn’t his name) - like, I don’t think this chick has a gun on her Chick = Shelley Oh she does But it’s a .38 not a .44*** so… I feel like this happened rather fast? Don’t think that’s a letter opener either Find Emerson - it’s “find the old man, get to the bird in the loop” or whatever 1943???? Not 1940 Who tf is Emerson Told him what, we haven’t even been told about the stories ????? WTF is that. That is NOT a hollowghast A hollow is only like 8-10 feet not 3 f king stories (unless I misread the books) ——-side note: I always subconsciously pictured the hollows as something (from some movie or something) that I know they didn’t actually look like buttttt) Who’s this shrink. Shouldn’t she be Sam Jackson - what? Case. CLOSED - sorry AWE “everything’s already been discovered” - iconic!!! Tikrisko?? -  Yakov!! NO Jake doesn’t see the pictures until they’re going through the house ?? What is this He doesn’t know what Miss Peregrine’s name is nor that she can turn into a bird He’s not supposed to know the names Bronwyn is older No Emma can create fire, olive floats THIS IS OLIVE Nope, Alma found him. He wasn’t sent this. His family died Doesn’t know what hollows look like. Finds that out when Abe dies All these Jakes are adorable Can they not say Nazis? Because he’s being very nondescriptive The surprise party ong Why are there twins. I’m uncomfortable oh my gosh the essays, at least they did something right Shouldn’t the letter be from Emma ugh So that’s Goland? what the heck Oh now they bring up the birdwatching The doctor isn’t supposed to know about the home*** Cairnholm - good Nope I’m yelling Not supposed to see the bird until they’re in the room And his father isn’t supposed to know Alma Ugh 19 minutes in and I’m screaming I relate to Jake on a spiritual level Whet Defeats the whole sneaking away trust ugh He’s so tiny YAS he shoulda said piss instead of priest but the  rap was nearly verbatim* What is this river? Where’s the sheep shack Wondrous Exactly how i pictured it Where’s the old man Oh that’s how Emerson falls in Jake is supposed to have his own room ugh Oh so he is sneaky But where’s the cairn AND THE OLD MAN the twins aren’t introduced until the second book Enoch’s lair is supposed to be in the basement -The kids and the hole. It’s iconic They’re not supposed to address him Whet I hate this I don’t even know where to begin the twins shouldn’t exist And Millard shouldn’t have clothes on There’s just so many issues This is not a bog UGH this is not wrong it’s sickening the twins are pissing me off oh my gosh -Tim just fell in love with them, didn’t he Okay, the cairn is not how I imagined it but I’ll live They literally didn’t even address the priest hole This is 20s music not 40s ong Goodness Oh now he stripped Why is Millard like 7 And he hasn’t even formally met Emerson yet what is going on He’s not supposed to be taken He’s not supposed have this much information yet Whet Olive and Emma’s powers are switch gosh This like isn’t Yea Alma? Kinda appreciate it though like #relatable And Enoch is supposed to be much younger I give up. I’m going to take a break until Goland arrives … if he arrives GEORGIA IS FIONA OH MY GOSH. I CAN OVERLOOK THE HAIR BECAUSE I LOVE HER Imbrin NOT Imbrine - book 3 literally tells you this Now I’m on break 30 minutes later…Jk: Yes Enoch/Victor Hi bird man - you’re ANOTHER new actor “Air - it does what I want” - what does that even mean olive. I mean Emma Since olive’s supposed to be like 10 the photographs At least some are taken from the books Baron - so like forget Jack/Bentham Guess there won’t be sequels rip Hollows can’t enter loops I’m still annoyed by this At least they got the tentacle right Actually it was controlling them but you don’t know that yet Oh, so they ARE  called hollows - good Disaster of 1908 - wait. Is the experiment address in the first book**** Because if not this means that Burton has read the other books and there should not be this many issues Oh so Burton Didn’t acknowledge the immortality first Well it’s the souls in the first book But the third book acknowledged the eyes so… THEREFOR there should be more hollows than that jeez Disaster of 1908 - Siberia - ANYTHING ??? Oh, second book ref So bird man’s not one of the identities? Jk he probs is Yup whey No. That’s not it. There are several issues Yea? Hollows. Can’t. Enter. Loops The twins are annoying me Is it a hint that there won’t be a sequel Whey IT CANT ARRIVE HERE GAH Alma my bby This would be so much better if it was Jack cuz I love any good sibling showdown Or, are they setting up a second? but they can’t with the whole baron thing because if he’s not her brother, he can’t disguise himself as a falcon Miss Avocet is still with them ?? *sings* she should have been kidnapped toooo That’ll surely screw up the space/time continuum There we go Wait. Did it just eat her?? So much for a sequel That thing shouldn’t even be there Oh wait, yes it can cuz it’s an evolved one. Right!!!!!!!!! If they’re not doing a sequel, they better not kill Fiona and Claire now* awe they never got to bury Victor’s body… Ugh, but the freezer scene is iconic No lighthouse scene either Wait, there’s an half hour left ?? And why Blackpool and not London - what are you doing with your life Really The tiny boat though !!! Goodness I’m so mad Right, of course, let’s steal the sunken CRUISE SHIP No she won’t, because they’re in 1940 But it’s 1940 1943, way after the disaster of 1908 so it doesn’t work that way You literally CREATED plot holes Bloody hell You’re literally wrong Aughck Still saying Ymbryne wrong… What are you doing So no other movies… rip #salty Oh it’s blackpool instead of london because it’s closer to wales. gotcha Oh look, they reference London and the loop in the tube —but not the one in ST. PAUL’S ya know, WHERE THEY FIND THE TWINS ————-AKA the key inspiration for my crossover fic that’ll never happen Where’d everyone else go The story book is one of the best parts of the series, c'mon Whey What are those *eye roll* SIEZE ONE YAKOV and this is books two She literally left those shoes at the home what is this inconsistency ??? Sorry, no sympathy, Malthus That sounds like your problem So unnecessary Such a Burton Movie-esque score jeez Actually LAUGHED at the hollow getting hit by a car goodness Well, that’s one way to kill a Wight Wait, was it ever acknowledged that they’re called wights? Oh, of course, skeletons What is this music I just want Jake to shoot Baron What the f YAKOV They got the black blood thing* —-that was a thing, right I’m over it oh poor you Eye-dly ??? I hate myself Why are they turning into animals ??? What is Horace’s peculiarity supposed to be in this because it’s like wrong ??? Death by flowers - I appreciate it Nope Cuz Enoch just carries hearts on him wait, that’s actually true nvm WHERE did that elephant come from so the twins are medusa? cause I just thought their scream was piecing Cuz then that stone thing’s so not their pecu- I give up Oh, Fiona and Claire are little so let’s kill Olive WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE SHES LIKE 10 IN THE BOOKS oh, true love’s kiss wakes the dead. OKAY I’m so done I don’t even know what’s happening anymore Was that supposed to be funny? YAS Alma Hopefully it’s not Alma though Why is she blue ? I just processed that Why would he stop him Oh right shape shifting Ugh IM PECULIAR yo. You’re opportunity was right there WAIT IS HE CONTROLLING IT but does it count if it’s a wight’s eyes Like, why would a hollow attack a wight UNLESS JAKE MADE IT So, no one’s dead? but how is he supposed to get home - you don’t have an Ymbryme !! Wait Alma’s alive nvm So are they gonna kiss or what Well okay then Aren’t they in 1943 though ?? Nice timing Shouldn’t he have missed calls from his dad? Why is Abe alive? Oh, right. blah Why I just I’m cringing No, you’re supposed to say “but you know WHEN they are” Goodness Right of course. So he’s just gonna live in 1943 now okay Do his parents like even know ANYTHING Are they dead? Sure okay Wow right LONDON Oh now they kiss It’s titanic I love Georgia Damn, it was Alma Why isn’t she with them, she’s their Ymbryne Oh they just needed the dramatic shot Mary Poppins is a rogue Ymbryne Crossover fic - it’s happening I actually started writing it when I reread the books over winter break, but haven’t committed to it because of ALNF… What is this credits music ?? I just don’t even know what to say I think I would have enjoyed it if I never read the books but since I did… AND NO SEQUEL the whole Devil’s Acre sequence is sick (and I also love Sharon) and I also just wrote an essay on these books sooo

Well, there. Here are my thoughts on Tim Burton’s Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

If you actually read all these, mad props. Shoot me an ask and let’s chat about it